Reviews
Come one, come all, come see the amazing jelly lump!
Otherwise known as the C-Teaser. Get your tickets to see one now, along with the Snake Girl, a two headed goat and the Bearded Lady! Oky, it’s not really jelly, it’s TPR (which is just a phthalate free jelly, if you ask me) with an ABS plastic controller and a silver bullet buried inside the thick blob of jelly-looking stuff. But it may as well be jelly. It looks like jelly and feels like jelly and smells like jelly… Ugh. I try,...
A Teasing, Tickling Little Bird
The Kiwi. Shaped a bit like the bird itself it’s a palm sized, light up, multi speed, silicone and ABS cutie of a patootie. But does it work? Is it as good as it looks? That depends. If you’ve ever had a rabbit vibrator and enjoyed the mad, rapid, insane and visible vibrating of it’s ears, you may just love the kiwi. It’s whippy and quick just like those rabbit ears. If you need pressure or a throbbier vibration, you...
Pleasurists #63
In the Looking Glass by PerryGallagher Pleasurists is a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. For updates and information follow our RSS Feed and Twitter. Did you miss Pleasurists #62? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #64? Be sure to read our submission guidelines and then you can use our submission form and submit it before Sunday February 7th at 11:59pm PST. Want to win...
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Emotions
15 Minutes of Nothingness
A few weeks ago I wrote a post about taking time to just shut down, do nothing, chill, pause. I don’t do it enough. Always thinking, always doing, always checking this and finishing that. I find myself issuing gift cards and scheduling posts and replying to emails for work at one in the morning cuz I’m never “off”. Today – hell, this week — was one of those days when I felt like I was going insane. So much...
Sweet
Taylor plays this song for me all the time. Why is it so cool when “mean” guys do sweet things? I mean, really? Is it the contradiction between “sadistic prick” and total, loving sweetheart? The fact that it’s not the norm? I dunno, man. But I sure love it. Read More →
Whine, whine, more whine
So with two reviews fillin’ up your feed readers today, I figured I’d post something of consequence. Except that I’ve got nothin’. I feel like poo and my brain isn’t working. I wrote my reviews and felt like they just had to be crap cuz I can’t really make a cohesive thought. Thankfully, when I reread them, they weren’t too bad. I’m coughing like crazy and…. Well, you know how when you sneeze...
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Babble
Spaghetti, youtube and no sex
Working on a Sunday morning (ok, shut it. I know it’s afternoon. I slept until twelve thirty!) should feel icky. For some reason, I don’t really mind. Probably because I do all my favorite stuff on Sundays; schedule posts, organize my week, make lists. And the few hours I work on Sunday I get more done than I do in an eight or ten hour day the rest of the week. No interruptions! Plus, like right now, I’m uploading a video for a video review and I can write here while it’s processing – which I don’t find time to do during the week cuz other stuff grabs...
Cozy, snuggled and stumped
I started the month so strong, posting every day. Now? It’s been over a week! Bad me! You’d think with the four day weekend I’d have had time to do some reviews or posts or… something. But no. Things have been crazy hectic. Between finishing up my shopping on the 23rd and working a half day on the 24th and Christmas Eve, birthday and Christmas Day celebrations I just couldn’t find the time. And yesterday? I played a lot of bejeweled, read most of a book and went shopping. Today? Met friends who moved to Vegas a few years back, who were in town for...
A Pap Smear in a Pear Tree
So there’s this commercial that has women the interwebz over acting all crazy and “aw, snap, no fuckin’ way, I’d kill him/cut off his balls/kick him out of bed for eternity” and whatnot. It’s a PSA from CBS and it’s about 15 seconds long. Just a guy, suggesting that scheduling a Pap smear for your loved one for Christmas is a hell of a gift. Here, watch. Sort of silly, right? Certainly not what I’d want as my one and only gift for Christmas. But, really, in general? Is it that bad? Maybe it’s because of my particular relationship dynamic...
This, that and flakey pastry
So I wanted more corn chowder but didn’t have all the stuff to make it. Oh. Did I not mention that I’m on a corn chowder kick and ate a whole pot in two days? No? I did. And two days later wanted more. I’m addicted. Pathetically addicted. So I took this bag of Something or Other Creek cream of potato soup mix, added the water it called for, a half a bag of frozen corn, a diced jalapeno and some cayenne pepper. It was yummy! Totally amazed that adding stuff could make a bag of dehydrated soup taste so good. And then I ate it all in two days again. With these flakey...
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Life
15 Minutes of Nothingness
A few weeks ago I wrote a post about taking time to just shut down, do nothing, chill, pause. I don’t do it enough. Always thinking, always doing, always checking this and finishing that. I find myself issuing gift cards and scheduling posts and replying to emails for work at one in the morning cuz I’m never “off”. Today – hell, this week — was one of those days when I felt like I was going insane. So much...
2010 starts in bed
So I rang in the new year with good friends, good wine, good music. Then came home and had a rollicking bout of butt sex with the Man. We went for dinner early and I had my first Cosmo. It was less yummy than it looked but it was okay. Then it was over to friends for drinks and karaoke. Nothing like all that warmth and love that comes from spending time with friends you’ve had for a long time and feeling comfortable enough to sing...
Pause
Some days, you’re so damned busy you feel like you haven’t even had a chance to take a deep breath, much less eat something or actually taste your coffee. I had a day like that today. From the second I got out of bed until nearly dinner time I was non stop busy. And the thing is, working at a computer busy is totally different than a physically demanding job that is busy. The people around you don’t really realize you’re...
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Rant
Eureka, Baby!
So I’m cruisin’ around Fetlife, right? (And, whoa, I just realized like most of my ranty posts start that way. I wonder if Fetlife ever feels used?) Anyhow. Yeah. I’m cruising around, taking a peek cuz it’s been more than a month since I’ve checked in and I’ve got friend requests and messages and while I’m there I may as well check out groups, right? Well, except that it makes me see cross eyed whenever...
Wait. What? Total wrong turn in Albuquerque
I think, because of the relationship dynamic I’ve chosen and the crazy, fucked up things I enjoy, I often have an odd outlook on life in general. Not odd as in wrong, just a bit different. Skewed slightly. Bent. Not normal. I mean, I get happy when he slaps my face, find contentment in a dry ass fuck, thrive with the right balance of love mixed with outrageous emotional pain. I cede all my choices and decisions to him, even though he...
Stab. Stab. Stabstabstab.
Can I bitch about people again today? Please? I’m still sick — sicker, actually — and everyone is aggravating me. Like the doctor. Who refuses to call me back telling me that, yes, she can fax in a prescription for prednisone for my poor, asthmatic ass. Because I have a cold. And it’s settled in my chest. And I have asthma. And my lungs are constricted and clogged and inflamed from coughing. And my inhalers...
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BDSM
ow!
Nothing, really, to say. Weekend was fab. Play party was fun. And this? This was from a simple OTK. Sitting is not fun! Life has been super busy lately so updates have been few and far between. I sorry! I promise I’ll write more soon! I have overdue reviews and even a rant or two brewing, just no time. Or no energy. Or something…. Read More →
Silent Screams
I remember a time when I would get itchy and twitchy for pain. It would gnaw at me, tear at me, cause me to become manic and wild eyed with the need. I have not felt that in a long time. I wish I could pinpoint a single reason for it, a single, simple thing that I could fix. Yes, fix. Yes, the gnawing, twisted, insane need felt better to me than what I feel now. Somehow, somewhere, I shut down. Partially, I think it happened when we went thru our little dry spell a number of years back. We went from pretty regular play to none at all. None. For a long time. Like a year, I think. Living...
Cupping, take two
Ok. I have NO idea what’s up with my photo plug in but it’s doing weird stuff on that last post. So. Take two. Flopped out on the bed with the laptoppy. See the purty cupping bruises? Ignore the fat ass. :P Cupping was way more fun than I thought it would be. Relaxing… right up until they started MOVING them around my back! Read More →
Peeves
So I’m cruising around FetLife this morning and I’m all blinking at my monitor, making gaping fish faces and pretty much sitting here slack jawed. Holy hell. There are a whole lot of people I like on Fet but, for the most part, it’s become a cesspit of retardation. I read no less than ten posts in my short wanderings over there where someone used the lispy text “twue” or “swave”, usually both in the same sentence. You know, that “You think there is only one, twue way to do things so I’m going to lisp as I make fun of you because, don’t...
Support Rayne!
You know Rayne from Insatiable Desire? Her post went up late and she needs some folks to help her play catch up! Go take a look at her contest entry story over on Extreme Restraints and give her a chance to win, eh? All those folks had a head start so she deserves some of our love and support. Click. Look. That’s all you have to do. It’s even fairly safe for work! Read More →








Not that long ago I reviewed some Intimate Organics Foot Foreplay lotion over on Eden Cafe. To say I was impressed with it is an understatement. I loved it. The scent, the performance, the packaging; all of it was superb. The only problem was I kept using it all over the place instead of on [...]
The Jollies Thrust is, without a doubt, the oddest looking dildo I’ve ever seen. It’s even more odd looking than the Jollie (which is made by the same company) and that’s saying a lot — because the Jollie straight up looks like a ray gun.
Despite it’s oddball shape, however, the Thrust is something of a [...]
Remember a couple weeks ago I reviewed some Lust for the Double O cream? Remember how much I liked it? I did. I do. It’s fantabulous! Well, the Lust Cosmetics folks liked that I liked it, too, and they sent me another one as well as some Liquid Lust Arousal Mist and some Lust for [...]









