Big-Ass Pussy

May 24, 2009 By In Reviews 15 Comments

rd159-00Taylor recently got to try the Big-Ass Pussy from Pipedream for Eden Fantasys.

Taylor’s wanted a “life sized” masturbator for awhile now so he was pretty excited when I said he was getting this one.  The Big-Ass Pussy, however, was afraid of him and his threats to “screw it down to his desk” if it didn’t stay put when he tried to fuck it so it hid in the warehouse for a week, trying to avoid being shipped.

The marvelous Victoria from EF hunted it down, though.  We’ve decided she’s either a mighty huntress or has pussy radar. :P

Taylor tried it the very day he got it and the results are kind of mixed.  It’s realistic feeling, realistic looking and gets the job done.  It’s also heavy (four pounds), has an open end and a very short, shared canal for both anal and vaginal entry and is slightly awkward to actually use.

I gave it three stars and a frown toward Pipedream who advertised it as “better than the real thing.”

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Big-Ass Pussy

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With wired bullet

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rather large vaginal entrance

Exit hole

Exit hole

15 Responses to Big-Ass Pussy

  1. Heh.

    And can you imagine how the dude… and it’s got to be a dude… would look atcha if you told him your cyberskin cock was preferable to banging him?

    I’ve never tried a lot from Pipedream but, I’ll tell ya, the stuff I’ve tried recently really sort of sucks. I have next to no love for them.

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  2. I was thinking it either needed handles….or clamps so you could clamp it onto the desk and remove it when you were done instead of having a big-ass pussy screwed to your kitchen table.

    Sometimes I wish vibrators were attachable too, so my arm wouldn’t get tired :)

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  3. lmao

    Handles.

    That was probably the whole problem. He’s WAY used to having more flesh to hold on to cuz I DO have handles.

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  4. yeah, nail that thing to something and put handles on it – or attach a wig right above it so he can grab on and ride it.

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  5. Heh. I told him I’m gonna get him one of those big, cyberskin titty fucker things. We can then attach the tits to the big-ass pussy via… i dunno… nail gun?… and he can grab them while he goes to town.

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  6. feels great.Looks realenough that I took it to the park and showed some 3rd graders how babies are made!!Iwas so turned on cum shot out the end and hit a lil girl in her mouth.
    fits in a backpack and if you cut a hole in the backpack and wear it backwards you can walk around and fuck in public and everyone is asleep at the wheel

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