Why, no!  It’s a dildo!  The Jollie dildo by Jollies LLC, to be exact. And while it may look a little odd it feels like a trip to heaven. If heaven has sex. Or dildos.

Much like the Little Su I reviewed last month, the Jollie is meant to be humped and rocked against, not for major thrusting.  It’s meant to fill you with it’s tip that slides right under your cervix and let you grind and roll and rock your hips against it’s stimulating g-spot bump and ridged clitoral stimulator.  If you need a fast fucking to get off, this isn’t going to do it.  If you like to take your time, if you like to work yourself up to a frenzied, hip rocking, back arching, so close, oh my god, yes, yes, yes, now, now, now, holy crap, did I just growl and holler sort of orgasm…

This toy is for you.

The Jollie soft is not exactly soft.  It’s thick, solid silicone with some bend and give to it in the handle/clitoral stimulator but quite firm in the shaft.

I chose the rose color and it’s a deep, very pretty shade of rose with tasteful and beautiful shimmery swirls.

The Jollie measures 7 1/2 inches with a 4 inch insertable length and a beefy 1 3/4 inch diameter.  This is not a dildo for the faint of heart (or beginner or those who like slim toys).  It’s thick and requires a good bit of water based lube for me to insert it.  I’ve heard complaints about the shape and difficult insertion but – for me personally – it works well.  The head slides in and , with a slight tilt, under your cervix.  The prominent g-spot hump (which is the thickest part of the dildo) nestles in nicely while the shaft then tapers down to a smaller diameter to fit comfortably at the vaginal entrance.  The handle, with it’s stimulating ridges, hugs up to the pelvic bone and snuggles the clitoris extremely well.

It’s a little strange, once it’s inserted.  You’ve got your bits all happy.  They’re hugging this toy like it was created just for you.  You immediately feel the need to move, to do something, to get more.  And it takes a little bit to figure out what.

You obviously can’t thrust this thing rapidly.  It’s just not shaped that way.

No worries, though.  The body figures it out.  For me, it was best to rock the flat, skinny end after the handle so that the handle itself pressed more tightly against my clit and the g-spot hump rubbed against my g-spot instead of just sitting there.

I’ve used the Jollie both lying down in bed and sitting in a chair and it works the same either way.  Insert, rock the toy, rock my hips, grind against the ridges and let that mind blowing orgasm build and build and build until it blows me away.

I’ve also used it with a bullet vibe ( a standard, wired bullet rather than the push button, smaller bullets which would be too small) inserted into the hole in the handle and doing so may make it easier for the majority to get off.  The silicone transmits vibrations well and the ridges are even more nicely stimulating when you add vibration.

I’m quite in love with the Jollie.  This thing is solid and quite a bit larger than the Little Su is.  It weighs in at a pound.  It’s similar but used differently enough that I really can’t decide which one I love most.  Luckily I don’t have to choose!  But you do if they sound good.  Heh.  Eden Fantasys carries them both and a gazillion other sex toys, too.

The Jollie, being silicone, can be totally sterilized so sharing is cool so long as you boil it for a few minutes, wipe it with a ten percent bleach solution or stick it in the dishwasher (top shelf, no soap).  If you’re not going to share, it wipes clean easily with soap and warm water, toy cleaner or wipes.  It picks up lint and dust easily so even if you’ve sterilized it I’d clean it with soap and water prior to each use as well as after.

Don’t forget to use only water based lube or you’ll risk ruining your gorgeous toy.

As a side note, the Jollie comes packaged very simply in a clamshell container reminiscent of a take out food container, surrounded by tissue paper.  Nothing fancy but at least you know you’re paying for a quality toy, not fancy wrapping.

$99.99Jollie soft Dildo by Jollies LLC Material: Silicone Safety: Buy from EdenFantasys