Hello Kitty stuff, that is.  I love Hello Kitty.  If I could, I’d own every single thing in the entire world with Hello Kitty on, in or around it.  It’s unreasonable and goofy and I just don’t care.  I even remember Hello Kitty pens from when I was a teenager and mourn the fact that I can’t find them anymore.

So it’s no real surprise that I leaped on the chance to review the Hello Kitty vibrator when the good folks at Babeland offered it, is it?

I didn’t think so.

The Hello Kitty vibrator comes in three colors; black, purple and pink.  I’ll admit I was hoping for the pink one but am actually glad I got the black.  Instead of being all pink and child-like, it’s got a naughty, sexy mix of pink and black that I like.

This toy is basically a pocket rocket with a Hello Kitty figure on the top.  It’s hard plastic, one speed, run by a single AA battery.  The vibe is 5 1/2 inches long with a 1 3/8 inch diameter according to the Babeland site properties.  It’s designed to be a massager, not an insertable toy, so I wouldn’t recommend sticking Kitty into any of your orifices.  She’s lumpy and bumpy and I can’t imagine it would be pleasant.

Like most pocket rocket type toys, this one twists apart (left) at the shaft to insert the battery and twists the other way (right) to turn it on.  The shaft is clearly marked with Open, Off and On text, making it very user friendly.  It has one speed of moderate to light vibration.  Most pocket rocket toys are intensely strong but because you don’t get pinpoint vibrations thru the oversized Hello Kitty head, this one is a bit more tame.  Loudness is also middle of the road.  Louder than a lot of the very quiet silicone toys I have but not nearly as loud as that old D cell vibe from 1984.

For me, personally, it wasn’t enough to get off but the cuteness and “naughty” factor of playing with a toy that looks like something a schoolgirl would have in her backpack more than made up for it.

Hello Kitty can be used with any sort of lube, being that she’s plastic, but I’d stick with water based for clean up purposes.  There are a lot of dips and crevices in her that could be hard to clean oily or silicone lubes out of and she’s not waterproof.  I clean her by taking her apart and using soap and hot water on her individual pieces, then drying her well before putting her back together.

Overall, the Hello Kitty vibrator isn’t going to be the most intense vibratory experience of your life.  But, c’mon, she’s $40 and she’s Hello Kitty!  She’s sweet and saucy and kind of sexy naughty for a grown woman to play with and even if you leave her sitting on your bedside table no one is really gonna look at you askance.

So.  Scoot on over to Babeland if the Hello Kitty tickles your fancy and pick one up.  Or browse their other if she’s not since they definitely have something for everyone.