Not So Turbo Stroker

Sextoy.com describes the Turbo Stroker as:

Waterproof, fully automated, one hand activation turbo stroker with 3 speeds of incredible vibrating and stroking action. Easy to disassemble and clean. Silicone donut and noduled sleeve. EZ push button action with LED lights.

Sounds good, right?

Taylor is always telling me it’s unfair that my sex toys require virtually no work on my end but he has to stroke his own dick, even with a stroker, to get off.

So…  yanno…  I got him an automated stroker.

The Turbo Stroker is waterproof.  It is automated.  It strokes and vibrates at three different speeds with the press of a button. It does have a silicone donut and a nice sleeve with little bumps/nodules lining it from top to bottom.

That’s where the good parts end, though.

Because, in practical, actual use, the Turbo Stroker is a wimp.

The vibrations are barely moderate by the time they hit the sleeve. (The motor is in the top of the toy, in the battery housing/control panel) And the stroking action?  Dudes.  I could seriously stroke faster in my sleep.  It’s also noisy as all get out — though that may be a benefit if you dig robot sex cuz that’s pretty much what it sounds like.  All of those things might be tolerable if it wasn’t so heavy; Taylor couldn’t even speed the process up by doing some of his own stroking because it’s simply too heavy and too bulky to be comfortable.

It also provided very little suction; to get suction, you had to jam it down all the way against the base of the dick and that slowed the stroking down. (Rather like a rabbit vibe that doesn’t hold up to clenching)

The Turbo Stroker runs on four AA batteries, easily inserted by unscrewing the cap and placing them in the marked, plastic battery harness inside.

Clean up, since it’s waterproof, is easy.  Wash it in the sink with running water and a mild soap.  Since only waterbased lube should be used, it pretty much rinses right out along with any goo.

Unfortunately, though Taylor said it felt good, it just wasn’t enough to have ever…  ever, ever, ever…  successfully gotten him off.

Probably a nice purchase as something easy to use while watching porn if you’re okay with finishing off with something else

Sorry the video quality is crap; I mostly did it so y’all could here how this thing sounds.

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