…til her Daddy takes her buttplug away!
Oh. Sorry. I know I sing off key. Ignore me, k?
Or let’s just move on.
I love butt sex. I love butt plugs. (but only on good butt days which most of you will totally “get”)
I really, really, reallyreallyreally love my Pure Pfun butt plug.
This thing is a pound and a half of pure, seemless, beautiful stainless steel with curves like a dream.
It’s designed to give p spot or g spot stimulation while in use but it works well (better, actually, for me) even if that’s not your goal.
It settles easily into the ass, sits comfortably, stretches minimally and leaves you with a nice slightly full feeling. It’s EXCELLENT for extended wear.
The oval handle, while it looks like it may be uncomfortable, actually nestles between the ass cheeks like it belongs there. Of course, I have a big old butt, so if you’re smaller it may stick out a bit but, for me it was comfortable both sitting and standing.
The 1.25 inch head is bulbous with a slight taper to it so it inserts easily with just a small amount of lube, aided by the amazingly frictionless surface of the steel. It then narrows and flares again to another bulbous “joint”, adding an extra bit of stimulation both upon insertion and while it’s in place. The taper down to the handle — which is also super easy to grab for removal — ensure that it sits in place quite well, despite it’s weight.
Sort of.
And here’s my only issue with the plug. I have to insert it backwards, with the curve and bulbous head pointed toward my back rather than toward my g spot or it won’t stay in. I don’t know why but the angle and the weight has it slipping out constantly if I insert it as it’s meant to be inserted. If I do it backwards, though? It stays in for hours and hours and hours with no issues.
Odd, eh?
No worries, though. Even without the g spot stimulation, this thing feels heavenly.
The weight is solid and comforting. The steel is cool at room temp and quickly warms up – gets hot, even – once it’s in place. It can be further cooled in some cold water or the fridge and, reversely, warmed in hot water. Temperature play with this is spectacular!
Because it’s steel it can be totally sanitized by either boiling it, putting it in the dishwasher (don’t use soap and put it on the top rack, please) or using a ten percent bleach solution. This means you can share to your hearts content! Or, if you don’t want to do that, you can just wash it with soap and water and it comes out fine.
The material is totally non porous and the best thing about that is NO ass smell. None. Hoo-fucking-rah! I loathe ass smell on toys. It’s just such a turn off, if a reality with most toys.
What else? The pfun plug is 4.75 inches long with 3.25 of those inches insertable. Nice, especially if you don’t like long, pokey plugs.
It comes in a beautiful black box with a “hinged” lid that is lined in a plum colored satin. It’s lovely and I store mine in it whenever it’s not in use. If you don’t want to store it in the box — or don’t have room to do so — do store it in a bag of some sort. You wouldn’t want to scratch up the gleaming stainless steel by letting it rub against other sex toys (especially glass, etc) and whatnot.
And that’s about all I can think of to say today. I’m actually quite speechless with love for this thing and am having a hard time finding the words to do it justice.
Want one? Check Eden Fantasys. They not only have this one but the other Pure plugs, as well.
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9 comments to “And she’ll have pfun pfun pfun….”
I have a Pure plug too, a basic medium weight one. I love it. I used to wear it every other night to bed. I’m not sure why that ritual stopped, I may ask to restart it. heh. And I agree, you can wear it for hours and hours without discomfort. Since it’s non-porus it doesn’t absorb lube so it stays comfortable ;)
I’d say that the reason you have to wear yours backwards is just because of the way you are shaped inside.
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Hm, looks nice but the shape might not work well with me. I think my internal anatomy is kind of small and I can’t really fit much in there. So fitting this plus a dildo would be near impossible. Good review, Carrie Ann!
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It’s actually smaller than the Ryder :) 1.25 inches diameter rather than 1.5 with 3.25 insertable rather than 3.75.
Holy Christ, this thing is beautiful! Too big for me, but still, absolutely lovely to look at.
That sucks about it slipping out when it’s inserted the one way. Maybe if more of the weight was concentrated in the head…?
Regardless, great review! <3
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That’s exactly what i was thinking… too much weight in the shaft with that extra bulbous part. But no worries, it feels good the other way, too. I think this is in my top five favorites EVER.