Hyda Vibe
Ahhh. The perversion of yet another vanilla massager.
The Hyda Vibe pillow is designed to be a neck massager and bath pillow. It’s waterproof. It has three suction cups on the back to attach it to your tub. It has raised nodes on the surface to give a bit of pinpoint pressure during use. It’s interior is high density foam so it’s firm yet soft, comfortable yet supportive. The exterior is a white, easy to clean rubber like material. The hidden vibrator is STRONG and runs on two C batteries. You can completely submerge this thing. It has high and low settings easily operated by a switch on the side of the pillow.
And it works really, really well in the tub. I’m not normally all that fond of vibrations on my neck but I used this in the bath and between the supportive foam and the vibrations on low, I came out of the tub so relaxed I was like jelly. No crimped neck from having it at an odd angle on the tub ledge!
So it does what it’s supposed to do amazingly well.
But it also does other things.
Things like…
Get you off.
Put it on the bed. Straddle it. Turn it on. Grind.
Use a plug at the same time.
Fuck while you’re straddling it.
Ass fuck while you’re straddling it.
Straddle it while you give head.
Just… straddle it. Turn it on. And grind. Rock. Press.
Come.
Now I’m not going to say the Hyda Vibe gives pinpoint stimulation. It doesn’t. It stimulates in a low, deep, wide surface area sort of way. But it’s strong. And those raised nodes/bumps I was talking about earlier feel really, really good as you rock against it. The vibrations suffuses the entire surface of the pillow, the entire surface of your vulva.
It’s absolutely amazing during sex. A-fucking-mazing. Especially ass sex, as it gets in the way less.
It’s a hands free and comfortable way to get some vibration as you fuck or suck or… whatever. Watch t.v. Twitter. If you can flop this thing down and straddle it, you can grind against it and get off, hands free.
And then you can take it in the bath with you when you’re done!
Like any massager it can also be used for other body parts. Stick it under the small of your back and let it ease your tension there. If you have a tall desk chair you can even tuck it behind your neck and let it massage your stress away as you work.
Clean up with soap and water or a wet cloth. I’m not entirely sure what the material is but it’s survived water based and oil based lubes so I’d imagine it’s good with just about anything.
Mad, super, crazy thanks to adameve.com for letting me try this one.
It’s, hands down, one of the neatest, most versatile sextoys I’ve tried yet. Massager, vibrator, hump mobile.
And did I mention strong?
If the grinding doesn’t do it for you, you can remove the vibe and blow yourself away with it separate from the pillow!
I have to have it. That’s all I can say.
I love it when objects have more than one use. And i especially love it when one of the uses is getting me off! I may invest!
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I thought this was a very interesting post thanks for writing it!
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I had never heard of the Hyda-Vibe — thank you! It sounds like a lot of fun, in the bathtub and out. Good review!
I review sex toys from a senor/elder perspective, and this one has possibilities for my age group.
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I am sitting here with the worst kink every, in my neck….NEEDING this thing.
Ordering it ASAP.
It didn’t hurt that called it a hump mobile and made me laugh. :)
Hmmmmmm can’t decide if I will watch t.v. or Twitter once I order this, maybe I’ll poll and let the readers decide! He he
Thanks for this awesome review and chuckle ;)
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Love your suggested uses. d=
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i like to use wooden desk chairs in comparison with those plastic ones`”,
our desk chair is made up of high quality pine wood, i love this desk chair.::