Pure Perfection

Honest to gods, I’m not sure how to review this toy.  So many others have done so and I feel a bit like everything TO be said has already BEEN said.  And yet, here I sit, getting ready to say it again.

The Pure Wand is 24 ounces of pure, medical grade stainless steel.  (Many people claim it’s three pounds but that is it’s shipping weight, with the box.  Njoy  states that it’s 24 ounces.)

With a 1″ and a 1.5″ ball on either end, the Pure Wand curves in a perfect arc which, along with it’s 10″ length, makes it seemingly foolproof for g-spot (and p-spot!) stimulation.  You insert it and, like magic, it zeros in on and finds your g-spot.  Like your g-spot is a magnet.  Like it has a homing device the Pure Wand is programed to go home to.  Like…

Well.  You get the picture.

If you can’t find your g-spot with this thing I’ll eat my shoes.

Because the length and curve make it so easy to use, ensuring that magnetic pull to the g-spot and plenty of length so you can reach it, even laying down, using this thing feels…  easy.  It’s heavy, and that can contribute to arm fatigue if you use it for a long time.  But the curve means you barely have to thrust, that you can use short, controlled movements instead of wild thrusting and attain that g-spot orgasm before your arm gets all tired out.

The surface of this thing just gleams.  It’s so simplistic and yet so elegant and beautiful.  Industrial yet curvy and graceful.  I love looking at it just as much as I like to look at my various glass toys, even though it has no fancy colors or textures.  It is, quite simply, gorgeous.

I thought, before I got it, that I’d prefer the 1.5″ side.  I figured it would be a larger surface to massage my g-spot and that, being something of a size queen, it would feel better and more filling then the 1 ball.

Oddly enough, I was wrong.  I do like the larger side but, to my amazement, the smaller side works better for me.

I think, first of all, it finds my g-spot better and more quickly.  Secondly, though, it seems to stay in place better when I use the larger, heavier side to control the thrusting.  When I insert the larger ball the toy tends to turn more inside me, making me have to adjust it every little bit so it’s facing the right way.  With the smaller ball inserted, it stays straight and true, on course for smooth sailing.

Just watch out for the spray as you hit the waves.  And yes, I do mean ejaculate.  This thing makes me squirt.  And squirt.  And gush.  And squirt.  It might as well be in an ad for reasons to drink Fiji water cuz the need to replenish when I’m done is quite strong.

Like “yes, doc, I do need an i.v. for dehyration cuz my pure wand almost killed me” sort of strong.

The absolute best part about it, though, it the heavy, solid, cool metal sliding into you.  I’ve never done more temperature play than I have since I got the Pure Wand.  I don’t recommend freezing it as that may be a bit much for tender tissues but certainly stick it in the fridge.  Or in a bowl of icy cold water.  Or hot water, if cold isn’t your thing.  It’s amazing how it retains the cold, how it slowly heats up to your body temperature.  How it comes out feeling so, so, SO hot, like it was in a furnace.

Though I suppose that’s apt.  Not much is hotter than a pussy or ass after a rollicking good time.  (Ok, shut up.  I know a real furnace or forest fire is hotter.  I’m just sayin!  Using this thing is HOT and it makes you hot.  Sheesh. Picky bunch, aren’t you?)

The Pure Wand comes packaged in a lovely, hard black box with bright, hot pink satin lining the wand shaped sunken area where the toy sits.  It opens jewelry box style rather than the cover lifting off.  The Njoy brand name is embossed upon the box in silver but it’s quite discreet looking unless someone knows what Njoy products are, so leaving it out in the bedroom shouldn’t be an issue.  I mean, if someone who knows what Njoy products are is in your bedroom, chances are it’s ok that they know, anyhow.

Stainless steel is hypoallergenic and Njoy claims it will never corrode or degrade in any way.  From the pamphlet that came with the toy:

“About the only thing you can do to damage your shiny new njoy toy is to clean it with an abrasive cleaner or pad, so please don’t.

For everyday cleaning, soap and water are best, followed by drying and polishing with a soft cloth.  For a more thorough cleaning – before sharing with a partner or changing from anal to vaginal play – you can sterilize your njoy toy in boiling water or by subersing in a mild, 10% bleach solution, being sure to rinse well after.

Njoy toys are compatible with all sensual lubricants. Since they’re silky smoth and non-porous, you’ll find a little lube goes a long way.”

So cleaning?  A breeze.  Lube?  Any.  Sharing?  Yesssss, please do.  Not that I will.  I’m a selfish hog.

Want one?  I bought mine at Eden Fantasys, seller of all my favorite sex toys, including the Pure Wand and all it’s Njoy cousins.

This is, as mentioned, good for g-spot and p-spot stimulation and, while I don’t have a p-spot, I should probably mention that it feels fantastic used anally.  It’s a bit harder for me to do so alone, but it’s worth the effort.  It’s pricey but, seriously folks.  This will last a lifetime, can be shared, is good for anal and vaginal play…

And it’s so, so, SO worth it.  And, for the record, this was not a freebie for me.  I bought it – so I’m not just blowing smoke up your asses. :)