The Jollies Thrust is, without a doubt, the oddest looking dildo I’ve ever seen.  It’s even more odd looking than the Jollie (which is made by the same company) and that’s saying a lot — because the Jollie straight up looks like a ray gun.

Despite it’s oddball shape, however, the Thrust is something of a miracle didlo.

No, seriously.

It looks all crazy and feels all floppy and you sit there and hold it and your just freaking positive it’s not going to do a damned thing for you other than maybe tickle…

And then you use it.  And you’re converted, just like Jesus and the apostles converted a gazillion followers back in the day.

Well, ok. Maybe not just like that but close enough.

When you look at the Thrust, it rather looks like some sort of crazy, arthritic finger, crooked and weird.  Each little crook and curve, joint and nub, however, have a purpose.  They flex and shift inside you, conforming to your insides like doing so is their main purpose in life.

Oh. Wait.  It is.

The Thrust, unlike many didlos that look more realistic or “normal”, works with your body.  With.  your.  body.

With your body.

The tip?  With it’s curved on one side, flat on the other shape?  It has a purpose.  It slides right up to your cervix and sort of underneath it, hugging it instead of jabbing it.

That knuckle thing?  Once you insert the Thrust, it rubs right against your g-spot.  And I do mean right against it.  And when you thrust?  It flexes.  It fucking flexes.  So that it continues to rub and massage your g-spot, very much like a crooked finger.  You know, that crooked finger they tell you to use to find and initially stimulate your g-spot?  Yeah, just like that.  (This leads me to believe this would be an excellent, excellent dildo for g-spot novices.)

And you see how it dips after the knuckle?  Yeah.  That dip is spectacular.  It curves along with your body, flexes and nestles your insides, nuzzles and slides and hugs and…

Yeah.  It’s cool.

And then after the curve/dip, you see how it has that bulgy bit with the hole in it?  That nudges up against your clit if you press on it.   And you can put a bullet in it and make the whole thing vibrate.  Or you can just use it as a handle.  And if you hold it with downward pressure instead of upward, it sort of nudges  your labia and really presses the knuckle into your g-spot.  So you can press up and get pressure, stimulation and even vibration on your clit as you rock your hips to shallowly thrust the knuckle against your g-spot, letting it flex and rub and flex and rub.  Or you can press down, grasping firmly, and really thrust pretty fast, rubbing and rubbing and rubbing at your g-spot.

Either way…

It’s like whoa.

This dildo is the most intuitive toy I’ve ever used.  It’s fluid and bendy, yet gives plenty of pressure.  It moves with your body in this subtle dance that creates mind blowing orgams.

I know I’m gushing on and on.  I know I normally don’t.  I just can’t help myself.  This is seriously one of my top five favorite toys and might just be my very favorite dildo.

I’ve never experienced any toy that wanted so badly to work with my body, that didn’t require me to bust my ass for the orgasm.  The extreme flexibility (and it IS flexible, floppy even) allows it to bend and shape itself to your shape, makes it easy to use, almost effortless to work in a rhythm that works for you.

The Thrust is 100% silicone and, as such, is easy to clean, easy to share, easy to store.  Wash it, if you don’t share, with soap and water or a toy cleaner, use a wipe, use a spray.  Sanitize it if you do share, either with others or between orifices,  by boiling, dishwashing or bleaching.  Store it with other silicone toys or in a bag, toss it in your sock drawer, whatever.  Just keep it away from jelly and rubber type toys as those tend to have reactions with anything you put near them.  Silicone does pick up a lot of dust so rinse it before you use it so as not to have a dusty twat.

The Thrust is 8.5 inches long though only 6.25 of those inches are insertable.  The rest of the length goes for bumping your clit, acting as a handle or keeping it in a harness.  (Yes!  it’s harness compatible, though it may be too floppy for ideal use)  The Thrust is 1 3/8 inches in diameter and feels slender yet plenty filling even if you’re used to larger toys.  The way it works with your body more than makes up for it’s lack of size queen girth and keeps it manageable for even fairly beginner users.

The silicone is smooth but still gives a bit of drag, especially compared to hard materials like wood, glass or plastic, so use a water based lube with this one.  NO silicone, as it may react and leave your toy looking sad and broken.

I’ve read super things about the Thrust for anal use, as well, though I haven’t tried it yet.  It’s length intimidates me a bit.  But according to the other review I read (by RedSneakerDiaries/Red, who swapped me this toy!) it follows the anal canal just as well as the vaginal, stimulating in all sorts of wonderful ways.

And now, I apologize for the gushing but suggest you freaking run to check these out at Eden Fantasys.  They also have the Jollie and Jollet dildos by Jollies, and many other sex toys, to boot.  But, really?  Guys?  This thing….   odd as it looks…  is a-fucking-mazing.  I rarely recommend a product as a “must have” but this one?  This one is.  It is so much cooler than it looks.

I would give up my sugar drop for this one.

$45.99Jollies thrust Dildo by Jollies LLC Material: Silicone Safety: Buy from EdenFantasys