Author : CarrieAnn

I have a love/hate thing going on with Grrltoyz Spray Lube. On the one hand, it’s a spray lube!  Spray!  Lube!  Convenience!  Ease! On the other hand, it’s a spray lube.  So it’s got to be thin enough to spray out, which means it’s not all that slick or long lasting and it kind of [...]

So, Silky Sheets is this awesome product that is supposed to make your sheets feel…  well…  silky, no matter what they’re actually made of.  It’s also supposed to help dry up the wet spot and contain pheromones to make you feel sexay sexay. In my experience so far it does one of those three things. [...]

I rather miss my boxxy. This is the closest I could get…

Seemingly endless days where the sun is shining, a breeze is blowing, the clock is ticking slowly, the coffee is flowing freely, strong and dark. The music keeps me company while I sit outside, keeping Taylor company while he tinkers with the bike.

What?  You’re somehow surprised I ordered a Siri as soon as they came out?  Pffft.  Of course I did.  I haz Lelo addiction and there is no 12 step program for it! The Siri is Lelo’s newest clitoral stimulator, said to be their strongest and quietest yet. Is it? Yes, I do believe it is. [...]

Mini bullets.  I’ll admit, right up front, that I’m not normally a fan. Oh, I see the appeal in them.  I can see why many do like them.  For me, however, they usually end up being not strong enough and kind of boring.  Buzzy.  Too slick.  Too pointy.  And they take watch batteries, which are [...]

I have nothing to say.

Really. Nothing.

Ahhhh, the Emigi.  Another new item from SinFive, created to be sexy, sensual and safe.  This one is a kegel exerciser, one of those insertable devices you wear inside your vagina that makes exercising those pc muscles both easy and fun, almost automatic, with little effort on your part. Nice, right?  Keeping the pussy in [...]

So, more from SinFive, this time the Burgono.  Weird name, kind of weird looking but ohhhhh so nice in use.  Truly, this one was a surprise.  It looks a little boring and a little pointy and I’d passed it by for a lot of years and then, when I got it, was pleasantly proven to [...]

I recently got the opportunity to review some of the new SinFive product line – as well as some of the pieces they’ve had around awhile but were seldom reviewed.  I was, pretty much, pleased as punch because each item is really neat and different and, having reviewed soooo much already, new and different is [...]

It seems like every time I try a new massage oil I go a little bit gaga.  I can’t help it. I like massage oils, especially good ones.  This time, however, I’m beyond gaga and am somewhere close to…  mooning.  Swooning.  Calf-eyed love. Flower Power Teasing is the best massage oil I have ever tried. [...]

“I disagree . you’re a cunt biscuit. FUckity duck licker whoredoodle. yes yes yes! shut up, dog breath”

It shades me from the sun and allows me to sit out here with the laptop during the day, getting off my desk so I don’t feel all trapped and stuck in the same place, day after day, hour after hour. It gives me a place to sit, like tonight, in candlelight with a glass of wine and type away.

I’ve had the Fun Factory Pleasure Can on my wishlist for a long ass time.  I kept it there, figuring I’d eventually get it but it wasn’t a priority. I kept choosing other things over it. Now that I have it… I wish I’d waited even longer. Not that it’s a horrible piece of junk [...]

I am oddly on the fence about the Pure Plug 2.0.  I was super excited to get it, since it’s quite a bit larger than the Pure Plug Large or the Pfun plugs I have and about the same size as the Cyberglass Perfect P-spot.  I figured it would be nicely filling like the CPP [...]

I am just a girl, in love with her man, addicted to coffee, blogging and all things pink, wrapped up in her own little world, her own little family. I like to type. I like to write. I am not a writer.

t’s the buzzword these days. It’s something I’m constantly being accused of not being. It’s, basically, being accepting of other sexualities, genders, kinks, preferences. It’s not ridiculing others for their sexuality, it’s…

No idea what’s on the agenda for tomorrow. Possibly a thermos full of coffee and a day under my awning, typing up reviews.

Yanno what I hate?  I mean really fucking HATE? When people try to tell me I’m saying something I’m not.  When they refuse to hear what I’ve actually said and, instead, decide what they think I said and then try to tell me they’re right and I’m wrong. Dude.  Shut the fuck up. *I’m* the [...]

People are all spacey and smiley when they’re done playing or giggling and comparing bruises. My fantasies and needs run more toward a torture scene than “The Secretary”.

Lust Dust… Yes, another sensual product. Another body powder/honey dust/lickable/edible thing.  What can I say? I’m an addict. This time it’s Lust Dust, from Good Vibes.  Lust Dust comes in two flavors – Honey Vanilla and Chocolate Strawberry.  Since I’m not a fan of chocolate, I got the Honey Vanilla. It comes in a wee [...]

I’m not entirely sure what made me ask for the Flirty G to review.  It’s not the normal type of product I would pick. It’s not something I’d have bought for myself.  And yet I was compelled to request it. Overall?  I’m quite glad I did.  Is it the best toy EVER?  No.  But, you [...]

Let’s start remembering it’s about being equal, not the same. Choice, not force

I rarely review BDSM gear.  I am a BDSM gear snob.  Taylor makes all our BDSM gear, from floggers to whips to paddles to cuffs.  I’m spoiled.  I know exactly how good, quality, hand sewn BDSM gear feels and holds up.  I know what it’s like to have suspension cuffs made for my wrists and [...]

I’ll admit it.  I’m a sucker for metal sex toys.  Ever since I got my first one, I’ve been acquiring them at a ridiculous rate. Metal toys are all kinds of wonderful; firm, unyielding, excellent for g-spotting, fantastic for temperature play and so, so easy to keep clean. This time I’m reviewing the Tantus Alumina Revolve, [...]