Author : CarrieAnn

So the other day I reviewed the Toi Tissue Bocks and it’s pretty obvious that I love it. Today? It’s the Original Toi Bocks and I’ll let you know, right from the start, that I love it even more.
Like the Tissue Bocks, it’s meant to appear discreet and ordinary.  At first glance, it looks like [...]

So it looks just like a tissue box, right? That’s cuz it is a tissue box, albeit a tissue box with a secret. It’s a Toi Tissue Bocks!

Free bondage gear giveaway? Oh yes!

I am in lust with them both but in love with the Raquel. In fact, Benjamin is a little jealous…

I have been putting off this review for a long time. Two months? Three? I can’t remember for sure but it’s been awhile. I ordered these System Jo bath products — Bath Therapy Shower Gel, Bath Oil and Aroma Mist — with high hopes. I ended up exceptionally disappointed.

I’m an anal whore. I am. I wanted bigger.

My facebook status reads “This being sick thing? It’s starting to suck ass. All week? Seriously? Fuck you, sick.”

This isn’t intended to be a Lip Smacker. It’s a sensual, natural, organic treat for your lips that is completely grown up.

Does the world need another review of the Fun Factory Delight? Probably not. But seeing as a new version is coming out, I figured I’d do one anyhow.

Most of them contain menthol — but so do cooling and tingling lubes and stimulation gels. So does Icy Hot. And Carmex. And Vicks VapoRub.

I suck at being sick, I really do.

…otherwise known as the C-Teaser. Get your tickets to see one now, along with the Snake Girl, a two headed goat and the Bearded Lady!

Shaped a bit like the bird itself it’s a palm sized, light up, multi speed, silicone and ABS cutie of a patootie.

But does it work? Is it as good as it looks?

I keep calling this thing the Allegra but that’s my allergy medicine.  This is the Allegro.  But it looks feminine and my Latin and Spanish lessons from way back when create this weird thing in my head that makes me want to give it the ‘a’ ending because that’s a feminine ending and…
Sorry.  Back on [...]

Damn, that stuff is nice and slick. And it really was stimulating without feeling icy cold or super hot or anything at all like bengay.

And the surface. Oh gods. Shiny. Industrial looking. So cool to the touch and so hot, hot hot when you take it out.

It took two tries but, in the end, Ella won my love…

Glass Dildo/Plug contest at Eden Cafe!

What?  I’m not kidding.  Not only is the Xtreme pack G-spot bullet some of the brightest colors EVER but it’s control panel lights up in a flashing, swirling, flickering light display that rivals any skating rink you’ve ever been to, even when they were playing YMCA.
The bullet, if you can get past the crazy lights, [...]

I just did a review on Eden Fantasys of the Evolved Duo Obsessions Entice, which will be live soon.  I wanted to mention it here, though since it’s such a strong and rumbly vibe and I liked it a lot.

The Entice has not one but two motors; one in the first bulge on the shaft, [...]

I sat down to start this review with a fresh mug of coffee and was kind of startled when, as I started to think (the prelude to writing, you know), I realized I’ve reviewed a LOT of vaginal balls.

The i Tap Egg is a fabulous idea; an egg type vibrator with no wires, no visible controls, that turns on and off and switches functions and vibratory levels with a tap to it’s top.

The first time I put the batteries in and turned it on, I dropped it. Seriously! It buzzed so hard in my hand, on low, that I dropped it.

And there’s the fact that I can work from my bed, naked, on Sunday. I never quite feel right doing that on Monday.

So I’m cruisin’ around Fetlife, right? (And, whoa, I just realized like most of my ranty posts start that way. I wonder if Fetlife ever feels used?)