Really?
We’re advocating not taking responsibility for our actions now?
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Mar 18th, 2010
Posted in babble
Really?
We’re advocating not taking responsibility for our actions now?
Mar 14th, 2010
Posted in review
Tex. The realistic, vixskin dildo from Vixen that not only looks like the real deal, but feels like it, too.
Vixskin is a dual density silicone which means it has a firm inner core but a plush and squeezable outside that feels amazingly like flesh. Vixen toyshave a lifetime warranty – seriously! – so they’re durable [...]
Mar 13th, 2010
Posted in Eden Fantasys
I think, at this point, we all know I’m a huge fan of Intimate Organics. I have loved nearly every product by them I have tried. I say nearly because I’ve found their stimulating gels just don’t do it for me. The bath products? Love them. Massage products? More love. But the stimulating gels, both [...]
Mar 5th, 2010
Posted in Eden Fantasys
So the other day I reviewed the Toi Tissue Bocks and it’s pretty obvious that I love it. Today? It’s the Original Toi Bocks and I’ll let you know, right from the start, that I love it even more.
Like the Tissue Bocks, it’s meant to appear discreet and ordinary. At first glance, it looks like [...]
Mar 1st, 2010
Posted in Eden Fantasys
So it looks just like a tissue box, right? That’s cuz it is a tissue box, albeit a tissue box with a secret. It’s a Toi Tissue Bocks!
Feb 24th, 2010
Posted in Eden Fantasys
I have been putting off this review for a long time. Two months? Three? I can’t remember for sure but it’s been awhile. I ordered these System Jo bath products — Bath Therapy Shower Gel, Bath Oil and Aroma Mist — with high hopes. I ended up exceptionally disappointed.
Feb 24th, 2010
Posted in Eden Fantasys
I’m an anal whore. I am. I wanted bigger.
Feb 13th, 2010
Posted in aggressions
My facebook status reads “This being sick thing? It’s starting to suck ass. All week? Seriously? Fuck you, sick.”
Feb 13th, 2010
Posted in Eden Fantasys
From the firm, sturdy handles to the old school look, the roominess to the interior pockets and loops, Devine has outdone themselves — and anyone else — with this fantastic bag.
Feb 13th, 2010
Posted in Eden Fantasys
This isn’t intended to be a Lip Smacker. It’s a sensual, natural, organic treat for your lips that is completely grown up.
Feb 13th, 2010
Posted in Eden Fantasys
Most of them contain menthol — but so do cooling and tingling lubes and stimulation gels. So does Icy Hot. And Carmex. And Vicks VapoRub.
Feb 9th, 2010
Posted in review
Overall, at it’s price, that is the b-soft’s biggest problem. It should be a quality toy and fails to live up to those expectations.
Feb 9th, 2010
Posted in Eden Fantasys
Body Candy comes in three flavors — and yes, I say flavors rather than scents because it’s a lickable, edible massage balm!
Feb 7th, 2010
Posted in lustique
…otherwise known as the C-Teaser. Get your tickets to see one now, along with the Snake Girl, a two headed goat and the Bearded Lady!
Feb 7th, 2010
Posted in Eden Fantasys
Shaped a bit like the bird itself it’s a palm sized, light up, multi speed, silicone and ABS cutie of a patootie.
But does it work? Is it as good as it looks?
Jan 28th, 2010
Posted in Eden Fantasys
I keep calling this thing the Allegra but that’s my allergy medicine. This is the Allegro. But it looks feminine and my Latin and Spanish lessons from way back when create this weird thing in my head that makes me want to give it the ‘a’ ending because that’s a feminine ending and…
Sorry. Back on [...]
Jan 28th, 2010
Posted in Eden Fantasys
Damn, that stuff is nice and slick. And it really was stimulating without feeling icy cold or super hot or anything at all like bengay.
Jan 26th, 2010
Posted in Eden Fantasys
And the surface. Oh gods. Shiny. Industrial looking. So cool to the touch and so hot, hot hot when you take it out.
Jan 24th, 2010
Posted in Eden Fantasys
What? I’m not kidding. Not only is the Xtreme pack G-spot bullet some of the brightest colors EVER but it’s control panel lights up in a flashing, swirling, flickering light display that rivals any skating rink you’ve ever been to, even when they were playing YMCA.
The bullet, if you can get past the crazy lights, [...]

Submissive, masochistic and mostly monogamous, addicted to coffee, blogging and all things pink.
Confident and insecure in equal but fluctuating measures.
I'm me.
No apologies.
I've been with Taylor for eight years and I'm more because of it, more as an "us" than I could ever imagine as a "me". He is my lover, my best friend, the one who makes me laugh and cry, my dominant, owner, beautifully imperfect and the very best thing that has ever happened to me.
Awhile back I decided I was going to do a little comparison. I wanted to determine exactly which felt better to me, Vixen Vixskin or Tantus 02 silicones. (In case you don’t know, both are dual density silicones used in dildos. They have a firm inner core and a soft, plush, realistic outer layer that [...]
Does the world need another review of the Fun Factory Delight? Probably not. But seeing as a new version is coming out, I figured I'd do one anyhow.
I just did a review on Eden Fantasys of the Evolved Duo Obsessions Entice, which will be live soon. I wanted to mention it here, though since it’s such a strong and rumbly vibe and I liked it a lot.
The Entice has not one but two motors; one in the first bulge on the shaft, [...]
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