Author : CarrieAnn

Really?

We’re advocating not taking responsibility for our actions now?

Tex.  The realistic, vixskin dildo from Vixen that not only looks like the real deal, but feels like it, too.
Vixskin is a dual density silicone which means it has a firm inner core but a plush and squeezable outside that feels amazingly like flesh.  Vixen toyshave a lifetime warranty – seriously! – so they’re durable [...]

I’ve been lusting after the new click-n-charge vibes from Fun Factory since I first saw them….

I think, at this point, we all know I’m a huge fan of Intimate Organics.  I have loved nearly every product by them I have tried.  I say nearly because I’ve found their stimulating gels just don’t do it for me.  The bath products?  Love them. Massage products?  More love.  But the stimulating gels, both [...]

And so I sit here, so much to say, afraid to say it. Continually sanitizing my life, my thoughts and my opinions in the interest of being… nice. Professional.

Blergh.

It sucks ass. It’s sapping the spirit and personality right out of me. I? Am boring.

So the other day I reviewed the Toi Tissue Bocks and it’s pretty obvious that I love it. Today? It’s the Original Toi Bocks and I’ll let you know, right from the start, that I love it even more.
Like the Tissue Bocks, it’s meant to appear discreet and ordinary.  At first glance, it looks like [...]

So it looks just like a tissue box, right? That’s cuz it is a tissue box, albeit a tissue box with a secret. It’s a Toi Tissue Bocks!

Free bondage gear giveaway? Oh yes!

I have been putting off this review for a long time. Two months? Three? I can’t remember for sure but it’s been awhile. I ordered these System Jo bath products — Bath Therapy Shower Gel, Bath Oil and Aroma Mist — with high hopes. I ended up exceptionally disappointed.

I’m an anal whore. I am. I wanted bigger.

My facebook status reads “This being sick thing? It’s starting to suck ass. All week? Seriously? Fuck you, sick.”

From the firm, sturdy handles to the old school look, the roominess to the interior pockets and loops, Devine has outdone themselves — and anyone else — with this fantastic bag.

This isn’t intended to be a Lip Smacker. It’s a sensual, natural, organic treat for your lips that is completely grown up.

Most of them contain menthol — but so do cooling and tingling lubes and stimulation gels. So does Icy Hot. And Carmex. And Vicks VapoRub.

I suck at being sick, I really do.

Overall, at it’s price, that is the b-soft’s biggest problem. It should be a quality toy and fails to live up to those expectations.

Body Candy comes in three flavors — and yes, I say flavors rather than scents because it’s a lickable, edible massage balm!

…otherwise known as the C-Teaser. Get your tickets to see one now, along with the Snake Girl, a two headed goat and the Bearded Lady!

Shaped a bit like the bird itself it’s a palm sized, light up, multi speed, silicone and ABS cutie of a patootie.

But does it work? Is it as good as it looks?

I keep calling this thing the Allegra but that’s my allergy medicine.  This is the Allegro.  But it looks feminine and my Latin and Spanish lessons from way back when create this weird thing in my head that makes me want to give it the ‘a’ ending because that’s a feminine ending and…
Sorry.  Back on [...]

Damn, that stuff is nice and slick. And it really was stimulating without feeling icy cold or super hot or anything at all like bengay.

And the surface. Oh gods. Shiny. Industrial looking. So cool to the touch and so hot, hot hot when you take it out.

It took two tries but, in the end, Ella won my love…

Glass Dildo/Plug contest at Eden Cafe!

What?  I’m not kidding.  Not only is the Xtreme pack G-spot bullet some of the brightest colors EVER but it’s control panel lights up in a flashing, swirling, flickering light display that rivals any skating rink you’ve ever been to, even when they were playing YMCA.
The bullet, if you can get past the crazy lights, [...]