So, the other day, we were watching American Idol — shut up. I like it. Leave me alone. — and there was a girl wearing a skeleton key as a necklace and I was like, wow, that’s pretty. It wasn’t a fancy one, wasn’t a bejewelled one, just a skeleton key on a leather thong.
Life?
Is good. That is all. Happy New Year! (I feel like we’ve been gone forever and we still have two more nights!)
Almost…
It’s almost here. It’s really going to happen. In less than 24 hours I will be on vacation. In about 36 hours I will be heading for our getaway suite. I do believe we’ll lock the door (well, okay, auto locks since it’s a hotel but you get the idea) and not surface again until
Focus
When I talk, especially when I’m excited, I am very animated. In fact, candid pictures of me generally turn out awful; I am too in motion for the camera to catch. I often come across as hyper to people who know me online or who have only seen me in groups where I tend to
Hours
Amazing what a difference a few hours can make. The tree is up, the house is twinkling, some gifts are wrapped, candles are flickering, garlands are hung and life is good. Even if Taylor keeps saying “Crapmas”. Grinch. Of course I did make him suffer thru two Country Christmas CDs. :D **yes, the tree picture
Holiday Phunk
I? Have a depression on. It’s December 19th and my tree isn’t up yet, nor are there any garlands or snowmen or twinkling lights in my house. I’m doing it today. That Teen is with his gramma for the weekend so I’d like him to come home to some Christmas spirit but I just… I’m
Random blah blah blah
Soooo…. I’m sitting here with bleach on my roots on the pink part of my hair, knowing it’s going to be an all day project to get the pink pink again and touch up the dark. Each step requires separating hair, applying product only where it needs to be, waiting, washing, completely drying, then doing
Lazy Caramel Coffee Day
I woke up this morning to a little winter wonderland. The first snow of the year. I love snow, especially in November, December and January. By February and March I’m tired of it but early in winter? It excites me every time. It’s insulating, snow. You feel like you’re in your own quiet little world.
Silicone Mini Oscillator
I try, pretty hard, to find the good in every sex toy I review. I try, really, really hard, not to be snarky about things. I try, really, really, really hard not to be a material or price snob. And so I ordered the Silicone Mini Osciallator, figuring it deserved a shot. After all, it
Form 3
I love Jimmyjane. I really do. From their candles and massage stones to the Form 6 and Little Chroma, I’ve delighted in reviewing everything I’ve tried from this amazing luxury toy company. Right up until I got the Form 3. Don’t get me wrong. It all ends well and it turns out that I like
Couture Collection Bliss
Normally, I avoid remote bullets like the plague. Every single time I’ve tried one they cease functioning very quickly, burn thru batteries like a crackhead on a binge and have very poor remote range, making them fairly useless. The Couture Collection Bliss, which I received free to review from EdenFantasys, was set up in my
Lelo Accessories
LELO Accessories General Info Do I need to repeat the fact that I have a LELO addiction? I didn’t think so. The LELO accessories are, admittedly, not exactly our “style” when it comes to BDSM gear. We play hard and fast and most of this stuff would get broken within an hour if we were
Tidbits
Completely random thoughts with no redeeming value what so ever. I am such a bad blogger. I just don’t give a shit if you’re bored. I swear, I will try to be more exciting… later. Some time. Maybe. It always sort of amazes me when people actually notice things about other people. Not things folks
Wasted Day?
Such an odd day I am having. I slept until eleven o’clock – a rarity for me these days. That Teen is at his girlfriend’s house, Taylor is working and I started the day cleaning and somehow ended up with every rechargeable toy I own plugged in and charging. It is hard to clean around
LELO Flickering Touch
Watch out, Jimmyjane, there’s a new candle in the neighborhood and it’s giving you a run for your money! I just reviewed the LELO flickering touch candle for Eden Fantasys, the review should go live tomorrow and I”ll link to it but I wanted to share some pictures and my overall impression here. In a
Fuzzy
Just… yanno… fyi? Mondays suck. I hate Mondays. So. busy. So. much. to. do. Headache. Ow. On a happy note, I ran to the store on my lunch and bought a fuzzy robe with a hood to wear while I work. I was going to get a Snuggie thing but the whole ass hanging out,
Suntouched Edible Candle
Massage candles come in all sorts of price ranges and, though you would think they would all be pretty much the same, experience has shown me this is not the case. All massage candles have a soy wax base. Soy wax melts at a lower temperature than paraffin or beeswax so it is ideal for this use.
Sunday Scribbles
I’m sitting outside on my balcony. Yes, in November. Remember when Taylor put up that awning for me and built me in a desk? As Fall approached, we also closed the space in. We used that window plastic stuff, a layer inside and out, so I can still completely see out and get any sunlight
Cobra Libre
I have been sitting on this toy for two, three months now. Well, not literally sitting on it. That would be uncomfortable. But we’ve had it awhile. My guy, from the get go, was sort of apathetic about it. He’s a thruster and he isn’t much for a lot of slow, sensual messing around with
Sweet Woods Massage Lotion
I’m having to bite my tongue really hard over this review. Mean, negative stuff just keeps wanting to come out and that is unfair. There are many, many good things about this massage lotion. To start, Sensuous Beauty puts all of their products in really nice jars with pretty labels. This – the Body Massage
Plans
So we’re still not entirely sure where we’re going for our mini vacation. We’re thinking about staying closer to home – which will mean less time on the road, more time relaxing. I do know it’s going to be uber romantic, though. I must have the romance! Heh. Today I got a HUGE order of
Sorry
You know what? I am tired, tired up to my fucking eyebrows, of people who do not know how to apologize. When you have done something that insults someone, hurts someone, angers someone, bothers someone, when you have fucked up and been called on it and you need to apologize, you fucking apologize. You do
Stop. Brew. Fill. Sink. Breathe.
That is exactly how my immediate future is looking. It’s been a hectic day and I am tired and I can’t stop working even though I stopped working three hours ago so I need to consciously STOP. Go into the kitchen. Brew up a strong, rich cup of Sumatran coffee. Fill the tub. Toss in a
Sweet Celebrations Box
I am beyond in love with this kit, the Sweet Celebrations Box, from Kama Sutra. I’ve tried everything in it before so it was nothing really new to me, other than some different scents and flavors, but the combination, along with the faux rose petals and the gorgeous packaging, just made it something really special.
Sleep
I cannot fucking sleep lately. I get tired. I even fall asleep some nights at a reasonable hour. But I cannot stay asleep. Every time a dog barks or whines, I wake up. Every time a cat jumps on the bed, I wake up. Every time Taylor coughs or rolls over, I wake up. Every
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