So I’m thinking I must have been bad, bad, bad this year that Santa left me the early present that he did.
Why yes, you guessed it, my period. Cramps and misery sure to come by Christmas morning.
Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Can anyone say suxor??????????
And here I bought this gorgeous, black, turtleneck, formfitting sweater to wear.
I’m sure it’ll be lovely stretched across my bloated belly.
Fiddlesticks!
Happy Birthday to me and all that.
Bah Humbug!
It is rather fitting, don’tcha think? Murphy’s Law in full effect – as per usual in my life.
Hmmph.
Oh well. I’m determined to have a good day anyhow.
Bring on the drugs.
Merry Christmas everyone!
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I drink a lot of coffee, ride a motorcycle, have an 18 year old son and a decade long relationship that began in a chat room.


dearest carrie-ann — well, you may have been miserable when you wrote this but it sure doesn’t show. How is it that you can still convey great spirit despite all that ails ya? *S*
Your style is buoyant and delightful and impishly but knowingly sexy. i subscribe! i’m going to enjoy reading more of your blog!
Kisses! (PS: i tried Guitar Hero, too. i also suck. *S*)
–s2bh.
http://www.dungeon-love.com
Thank you! I always find it startling when anyone enjoys reading my vanilla blabbering so it’s much appreciated. I know I haven’t written much on my “naughty” blogs in awhile. Heck, I’ve even been more quiet here the past week. Post holiday blues, maybe?
Ah well. Time to snap out of it and get busy, I guess.
Thanks, again, for the lovely comment! I read you regularly. :)