Hahahahahahhahahaha HA

August 3, 2010 By In Life 23 Comments

“I disagree . you’re a cunt biscuit. FUckity duck licker whoredoodle. yes yes yes! shut up, dog breath”

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Recycled Heaven

August 2, 2010 By In Babble, Love 8 Comments

It shades me from the sun and allows me to sit out here with the laptop during the day, getting off my desk so I don’t feel all trapped and stuck in the same place, day after day, hour after hour. It gives me a place to sit, like tonight, in candlelight with a glass of wine and type away.

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Ego Trip

August 1, 2010 By In Rants and Raves 7 Comments

I am just a girl, in love with her man, addicted to coffee, blogging and all things pink, wrapped up in her own little world, her own little family. I like to type. I like to write. I am not a writer.

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Sex Positive Hypocrite?

July 31, 2010 By In Babble 38 Comments

t’s the buzzword these days. It’s something I’m constantly being accused of not being. It’s, basically, being accepting of other sexualities, genders, kinks, preferences. It’s not ridiculing others for their sexuality, it’s…

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Ahhhh, weekend, how I love you

July 31, 2010 By In Life 8 Comments

No idea what’s on the agenda for tomorrow. Possibly a thermos full of coffee and a day under my awning, typing up reviews.

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July 28, 2010 By In Rants and Raves 3 Comments

Yanno what I hate?  I mean really fucking HATE? When people try to tell me I’m saying something I’m not.  When they refuse to hear what I’ve actually said and, instead, decide what they think I said and then try to tell me they’re right and I’m wrong. Dude.  Shut the fuck up. *I’m* the

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Out of Sync

July 25, 2010 By In BDSM 1 Comment

People are all spacey and smiley when they’re done playing or giggling and comparing bruises. My fantasies and needs run more toward a torture scene than “The Secretary”.

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You? Do not get to redefine equality.

July 23, 2010 By In Babble 5 Comments

Let’s start remembering it’s about being equal, not the same. Choice, not force

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Cherries and Wine

July 18, 2010 By In Life No Comment

Today has been a productive day, in the laziest sense.

I mean, I really didn’t go anywhere or do anything and yet I accomplished a lot.

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Diagnosis? Too Normal.

July 17, 2010 By In Rants and Raves 31 Comments

And that, I think, is why I have so little sympathy for those who let the shit in their lives make them into someone they don’t want to be. I can empathize, to a point, with the horrors and bad shit people go thru but I have no sympathy for letting it turn you into a nut.

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July 16, 2010 By In Rants and Raves 6 Comments

I was kinda pissed off.

I kinda yelled at her.

Kinda a lot.

And then I went and told her boss.


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Just sayin’

July 9, 2010 By In Babble Comments Off

I have a right to personal space and personal opinions. To BE a person.

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So yeah, it’s “your body”. But are you sending a different message?

July 8, 2010 By In Babble 148 Comments

Ok I get: You didn’t want to be humped in a bar. The guy had the impression it was ok to hump you in a bar. You feel the need to bitch about it. I understand all of the above. What I don’t get: How it went from dancing to humping. What gave him the

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July 7, 2010 By In Babble 4 Comments

My most recent Twitter status: The voices are hollering at me for eating an entire 5 oz of Twizzlers. Must stab Twizzler in ear to shut them up.

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July 3, 2010 By In Life 5 Comments

I’ve found that utter laziness and do-nothingness makes it seem like wasted time so I’m interspersing the lazy with some fun and some productive

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June 30, 2010 By In BDSM 4 Comments

There is always the risk, the risk that this one thing or this cumulative pile of things will be the one that hurts too much, that breaks me – body, heart, mind… me.

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June 30, 2010 By In Rants and Raves 9 Comments

You’ll feel a hell of a lot better if you stop trying to be better and just… be yourself.

And there you have it. The cure for I’mbetterthanyouitis.

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June 29, 2010 By In Life 3 Comments

i am not a pretty girl
that is not what i do

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Pleasurists #83

June 29, 2010 By In Babble No Comment

via Mario M.M. Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. For updates and information follow our RSS Feed and Twitter. Did you miss Pleasurists #83? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #85? Be sure to read

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Itch, Bitch, Chicken

June 28, 2010 By In BDSM 7 Comments

The one where I say I’m losing my mind at least four times…
Shouldn’t it be gone by now? And me in a happy place, drooling on myself?

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Stick a fork in me

June 22, 2010 By In Babble 6 Comments

Because my brain is scattered, you get bullets…

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Two Timer

June 18, 2010 By In Babble 1 Comment

Anyone who has read more than one post on my blog knows that I’m a candle fanatic.  It ties in with my love of bath stuff and massage oils and anything that smells good.  All of these things mean pampering to me; me time, time to indulge myself, time to relax, breathe deep, refocus. I’ve

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Huge Favors

June 15, 2010 By In Babble 6 Comments

So I was sitting at the kitchen table, feeling all in tune with nature, watching the rain splash against my patio doors and run in racing rivulets down the glass…

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Today? Was like a double Monday.

June 1, 2010 By In Life No Comment

Weekend? Fantastic. Work after a three day weekend? Insane.

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Ranting and Reminiscing

From “wow, what a good day it’s been” to “fuck you” to “holy 80′s brows” in fifteen minutes

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