My facebook status reads “This being sick thing? It’s starting to suck ass. All week? Seriously? Fuck you, sick.”
Oh, look. I found something to say. Nevermind that I also lost it…
Aug 23rd, 2009
So I was cruising around FetLife, looking for something to inspire a rant or some deep thought or… whatever. Cuz, yanno, life in the Taylor y puss casa has been damned quiet and normal and uneventful for a damned long time. (For those who may not know, puss = me. Taylor calls me puss) And [...]
Sleep? What sleep?
May 16th, 2009
Yeah, I got some. In fact, I slept until nearly one in the afternoon today. But why, you may ask, when I went to bed at like…. oh… NINE last night?
In a word — Taylor.
See, I’m out of ambien. This is a huge bummer because I’m a chronic insomniac (and have been most of my [...]
Fuck cool.
Mar 31st, 2009
So I’m sitting here and Taylor left the t.v. on when he went in the basement. I never have the t.v. on during the day. It irritates me. But anyhow…
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart comes on. I’m not really paying any attention to the t.v. cuz my desk doesn’t face it and it wasn’t me [...]
Pretty pretty princess (a rant)
Mar 22nd, 2009
Bunch of hooplah over on FetLife. What’s new, right?
I’m extremely stressed out over the constant slavier-than-thou bullshit I see all over the place.
I’m not a fucking slave, god damn it. I don’t have to behave the way you do, the way the folks in Laura Antoniou’s books do or the way Master Meatmeister said a [...]



Awhile back I decided I was going to do a little comparison. I wanted to determine exactly which felt better to me, Vixen Vixskin or Tantus 02 silicones. (In case you don’t know, both are dual density silicones used in dildos. They have a firm inner core and a soft, plush, realistic outer layer that [...]
Does the world need another review of the Fun Factory Delight? Probably not. But seeing as a new version is coming out, I figured I'd do one anyhow.
I just did a review on Eden Fantasys of the Evolved Duo Obsessions Entice, which will be live soon. I wanted to mention it here, though since it’s such a strong and rumbly vibe and I liked it a lot.
The Entice has not one but two motors; one in the first bulge on the shaft, [...]









