So I was sitting at the kitchen table, feeling all in tune with nature, watching the rain splash against my patio doors and run in racing rivulets down the glass…

Take that, template. I fucking win! I win. I win. I win. I kicked your cheap, shitty code having ASS.

Today?  Included motorcycle rides.  BBQ.  Ass sex.  Cappuccino.  Nachos.  And a bite on the back of my neck that dropped me to my knees and had me feeling around for blood.  After which I called Taylor Edward and asked when he was going to start sparkling. Then I ran for my life. Not bad for [...]

So the other day, Taylor and I were fuckin’ away.  I was propped up on the Wedge, ass up, head down.  I’d already gotten off once and could tell he was about to.  So I squeezed my kegel muscles super tight… And squirted a stream that hit my knees. It left a huge puddle on [...]

So I’m an incredibly logical person, yanno? I know there are shades of gray all over the place and that most people are ruled by their emotions.  I still see things in fairly black and white, logical terms most times. I’ll argue both sides of the coin more often than not. And it makes it [...]

Not a whole lot going on over here. It’s Spring so it’s raining and gloomy far more often than it’s sunny and bright.  And to think I used to like Spring best.  Is it me or has it changed?  May feels more like March used to.  *le sigh* Remind me to take my vitamin D [...]

Something I type a lot. I’ll make a statement or ask a question and then type “*blink*”. Or I”ll say things like “I sat there, blinking a lot.”  Or “all I could do was blink.” It’s because I do. When I”m startled or shocked or confused or just plain gobsmacked at someone’s words or actions, [...]

…Boom boom boom. ____________________________________ I got this thing in the mail today.  A pamphlet and coupon thing from Glade.  For their new… Ahem… Fragrance Collection. Cuz, you know, the rest of their stuff doesn’t have fragrance or anything. *blinkblink* What is with the people running advertising and marketing these days?  Have you seen that t.v. commercial [...]

“In my relationship there is none of this needing to tingle stuff.  There is no throwing of ashtrays.  I obey happily and suffer gladly.  I learn from mistakes and so does he and then we stop making mistakes and live together in un-ambiguous, perfectly communicating harmony!” Well.  Maybe not those exact words but that exact implication. [...]

I have no idea what happened to me today.  I had such a good day yesterday and today I woke up a wreck. Crying. I’ve cried over corned beef and cabbage, safewords, Taylor’s goatee… It’s nuts. I think it might be a hormonal thing.  I’m sort of spotting (not that most of you care) and, since [...]

So Coyote’s Kitten wanted to know how long Taylor and I have been engaged and if we have a date set. How sad is it that I had to look thru my old Yahoo 360° blog to find the answer? Lol. We got engaged in November of 2005.   These are the rings he bought [...]

…but it’s pink. Bright, shiny pink. I’ll like it much more when it fades a bit. I always do. Taylor keeps calling me cartoon head. hehe

So I added this “follow my blog” thingy on my sidebar and I have no followers (except myself cuz I had to test it, yanno) and I feel like a dork. Someone follow me, k?  Thanks. Or don’t.  Dorkdom isn’t really all that bad. ************ I got hardly any sleep last night. I have some weird [...]

I was going thru my computer, looking for a picture of the dogs, when I came across this picture of Taylor giving me a hit off my inhaler as I”m being tied up.  (It’s grainy as hell cuz the light was so low but I had to share) And I was like… SEE???? We play [...]