Today?  Included motorcycle rides.  BBQ.  Ass sex.  Cappuccino.  Nachos.  And a bite on the back of my neck that dropped me to my knees and had me feeling around for blood.  After which I called Taylor Edward and asked when he was going to start sparkling.
Then I ran for my life.
Not bad for a Monday.
I [...]

So the other day, Taylor and I were fuckin’ away.  I was propped up on the Wedge, ass up, head down.  I’d already gotten off once and could tell he was about to.  So I squeezed my kegel muscles super tight…
And squirted a stream that hit my knees.
It left a huge puddle on my bed.
Now [...]

So I’m an incredibly logical person, yanno?
I know there are shades of gray all over the place and that most people are ruled by their emotions.  I still see things in fairly black and white, logical terms most times.
I’ll argue both sides of the coin more often than not.
And it makes it really, really hard [...]

Not a whole lot going on over here.
It’s Spring so it’s raining and gloomy far more often than it’s sunny and bright.  And to think I used to like Spring best.  Is it me or has it changed?  May feels more like March used to.  *le sigh*
Remind me to take my vitamin D since it [...]

Something I type a lot.
I’ll make a statement or ask a question and then type “*blink*”.
Or I”ll say things like “I sat there, blinking a lot.”  Or “all I could do was blink.”
It’s because I do.
When I”m startled or shocked or confused or just plain gobsmacked at someone’s words or actions, I’ll sit there and [...]

…Boom boom boom.
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I got this thing in the mail today.  A pamphlet and coupon thing from Glade.  For their new…
Ahem…
Fragrance Collection.
Cuz, you know, the rest of their stuff doesn’t have fragrance or anything.
*blinkblink*
What is with the people running advertising and marketing these days? 
Have you seen that t.v. commercial for Hillshire Farms lunch meat?  The “Go, Meat!” [...]

“In my relationship there is none of this needing to tingle stuff.  There is no throwing of ashtrays.  I obey happily and suffer gladly.  I learn from mistakes and so does he and then we stop making mistakes and live together in un-ambiguous, perfectly communicating harmony!”
Well.  Maybe not those exact words but that exact implication.
Cuz, yanno, [...]

I have no idea what happened to me today.  I had such a good day yesterday and today I woke up a wreck.
Crying.
I’ve cried over corned beef and cabbage, safewords, Taylor’s goatee…
It’s nuts.
I think it might be a hormonal thing.  I’m sort of spotting (not that most of you care) and, since I haven’t had a [...]

So Coyote’s Kitten wanted to know how long Taylor and I have been engaged and if we have a date set.
How sad is it that I had to look thru my old Yahoo 360° blog to find the answer? Lol.
We got engaged in November of 2005.  
These are the rings he bought me in December [...]

…but it’s pink. Bright, shiny pink.
I’ll like it much more when it fades a bit. I always do.
Taylor keeps calling me cartoon head. hehe

So I added this “follow my blog” thingy on my sidebar and I have no followers (except myself cuz I had to test it, yanno) and I feel like a dork.
Someone follow me, k?  Thanks.
Or don’t.  Dorkdom isn’t really all that bad.
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I got hardly any sleep last night.
I have some weird sinus thing going on that [...]

I was going thru my computer, looking for a picture of the dogs, when I came across this picture of Taylor giving me a hit off my inhaler as I”m being tied up.  (It’s grainy as hell cuz the light was so low but I had to share)

And I was like…
SEE????
We play safe!
That’s all.  You [...]