It’s confirmed.  I’ve lost my fool mind.
My most recent conversation, via Twitter –
slavelexi: Just got back. Got some nice stuff….and twenty dollars worth of Jelly Bellys. lol
me: I’m comin’ over. I loooove Jelly Bellys
slavelexi: OMG I love them too, but they don’t sell them where I live in WV!! It’s a crime and a tragedy.
slavelexi:  Though I’m not sure [...]

Leonidas is my dog.  You’ve all seen pics of my (rather large) puppy, right?  
Well, yesterday, I got my new Hello Kitty! vibrator from Babeland.   
 
 
 
 
 
 
I turned it on and Leonidas came prancing over to see what it was.  So I touched his nose with it.  And he ran like hell.  He’s now terrified of [...]

So I stumble out of bed after having struggled to fall sleep without Ambien (and having fallen asleep just as my alarm to get the Teen up for school started to blare in my ear, whereupon I woke him up and crawled back in bed and finally – finally! – fell asleep) and I trudge to [...]

I recently won a contest over at CatalinaLoves by guessing who the naked person in some naked pictures was.  (See?  It pays to troll FetLife for hot pics to drool over.  You can win stuff by knowing just whose breasts you’re looking at!)  For my prize I got a really cute spanking DVD called Posterior [...]

So last night I gave Taylor a bath.  Nothing unusual there, since he nearly always wants me to scrub him when he bathes.
After the bath, though, he started to get a little frisky; neck kissing and boobie groping and all that good stuff.  When I noticed him getting a hard on I was like…  Hmmm… [...]