My most recent Twitter status: The voices are hollering at me for eating an entire 5 oz of Twizzlers. Must stab Twizzler in ear to shut them up.

My facebook status reads “This being sick thing? It’s starting to suck ass. All week? Seriously? Fuck you, sick.”

It’s fucking hot.  Eighty degrees and muggy and humid and nasty.  The Teen is sleeping.  Taylor is sleeping.  I know better than to attempt a nap this late in the day so I took a bath.  Bad idea.  Now I’m even more hot since I’m incapable of taking a cool bath.  I have a freaking [...]

So I get to do a stint as a dispatcher this weekend. Uh.  Yeah. Some of you may remember when Taylor and I did roadside assistance for a living.  We’re still fairly close to the folks who own the company and they have a big family wedding this weekend so… Taylor’s going to run service [...]

Though why I feel the need to write about nothing is beyond me. Lol. Seriously, I just like to keep this thing fairly updated. Nothing much has changed. The house is still crowded, I’m still basically smoke free, I’m still fairly grumpy most of the time. There are good things going on, of course. Colin [...]