I did a post not so long ago about attention seeking behavior.
I have issues with attention seeking behavior.
Serious issues. Like… it makes me want to drive a fondue fork into my eye, run shrieking thru the streets and bleed all over the person doing it; cover them in eyeball juice then smack them in the [...]
Hand me a fondue fork, please?
May 28th, 2009
Sleep? What sleep?
May 16th, 2009
Yeah, I got some. In fact, I slept until nearly one in the afternoon today. But why, you may ask, when I went to bed at like…. oh… NINE last night?
In a word — Taylor.
See, I’m out of ambien. This is a huge bummer because I’m a chronic insomniac (and have been most of my [...]
The Bitch that is me
Jan 28th, 2007
“Being blunt with your feelings is very American. In this big country, I can be as brash as New York, as hedonistic as Los Angeles, as sensuous as San Francisco, as brainy as Boston, as proper as Philadelphia, as brawny as Chicago, as warm as Palm Springs, as friendly as my adopted home town of [...]
Daily Dose of Happiness
Mar 8th, 2006
“Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy.”~ Sarah Ban Breathnach
I read this quote today and it made me realize…
How often do you hear people say:
When I was younger…
Oh, I remember the time…
God, those were the days…
We had so much fun then…
I was so happy when…
Nothing has been the [...]
More on Hoarding…
Feb 26th, 2006
So…okay…Call me petty and selfish but I swear to GOD I’m going to start hiding the portions of things that I expect to get, regardless of what it is.I bought a pound of potato salad today because I had a craving for sammiches on kaiser rolls and potato salad.I got two TEASPOONS of the potato [...]
Here’s a rant for ya…
Feb 13th, 2006
I’m sort of a hoarder.I mean…I don’t save “stuff”, I throw away old clothes and furniture, I don’t collect anything…but I have this tendency to hoard food.Maybe it’s not hoarding. It’s more like… I pick and nibble.Say, for example, I go to the store and buy Taylor some Doritos and Colin some Funyuns and Sandi [...]
A Wee Rant… (And the Titanic was a rowboat)
Nov 29th, 2005
So I’m supposed to be all happy and shit. I mean… the Dude I love just asked me to marry him, Christmas is coming – which is my very favorite time of year, our financial situation is looking up – despite some big debts… and here I sit, stuck in the middle of a bunch [...]
Brain soup, heavy on the taters
Oct 31st, 2005
“Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy.”~Sarah Ban Breathnach
I believe this.Living in the past is something far too many people do. You cannot grow if you like your past you more than the present. What sort of life can you have if what has been is always better, [...]
Delusion – key to a happy place? Gimme reality, please.
Oct 19th, 2005
“We are like sculptors, constantly carving out of others the image we long for, need, love or desire, often against reality, against their benefit, and always, in the end, a disappointment, because it does not fit them.” ~Anais Nin
To not do this is one of my talents. I may wander thru life bumping into walls [...]
Antisocial?
Oct 3rd, 2005
“People drain me, even the closest of friends, and I find loneliness to be the best state in the union to live in.” ~Margaret Cho, weblog
I have had one room-mate and been married twice. Until I met Taylor I truly felt I was incapable of living with anyone other than my son. But Taylor and [...]
She thinks that happiness is a mat that sits on her doorway…
Sep 30th, 2005
“This is the true joy in life; the being used for a purpose recognized by yourself as a mighty one; the being thoroughly worn out before you are thrown on the scrap heap; the being a force of Nature instead of a feverish selfish little clod of ailments and grievances complaining that the world will [...]



Awhile back I decided I was going to do a little comparison. I wanted to determine exactly which felt better to me, Vixen Vixskin or Tantus 02 silicones. (In case you don’t know, both are dual density silicones used in dildos. They have a firm inner core and a soft, plush, realistic outer layer that [...]
Does the world need another review of the Fun Factory Delight? Probably not. But seeing as a new version is coming out, I figured I'd do one anyhow.
I just did a review on Eden Fantasys of the Evolved Duo Obsessions Entice, which will be live soon. I wanted to mention it here, though since it’s such a strong and rumbly vibe and I liked it a lot.
The Entice has not one but two motors; one in the first bulge on the shaft, [...]









