A soliloquy of cleaning info and anal warnings is just so much hot air when what I want to know is how good a SEX TOY works.

Put down the iPhone, turn off twitter, close your feed reader…

Shut it all down, shut it all off and go be good to yourself for an hour. You do not have to do that one more thing, take care of this one last item. Just… pause. You’ll thank yourself for it, I promise.

Pulling my hair out, the blog is fuckered up. Read more to see how you can see new posts!

I don’t know what crawled up my ass today but I went to the store to buy new bras and ended up going on a freakin’ shopping spree.  I came home with two pair of jeans, a pair of shorts, five tanks, three tees, five bras, eleven pair of panties and two pair of shoes. [...]

Ugh.  I haven’t written a "real" post in almost two weeks. Life has become exceedingly busy. Weekends are spent out and about, riding and enjoying the summer.  And the weekdays?  Work, work and more work. It’s been a long time since I put in anything resembling full time hours.  And even though I’m working from [...]

  Yeah, I got some.  In fact, I slept until nearly one in the afternoon today.  But why, you may ask, when I went to bed at like….  oh…  NINE last night?   In a word — Taylor. See, I’m out of ambien.  This is a huge bummer because I’m a chronic insomniac (and have [...]

  This has been me all day long. Obviously, I changed my theme. Seems most of ya don’t mind when sites change their look so I figured, what the fuck, go for it. Only… I don’t even think I like  it. And it was stressful. And I’ve been snapping out at the Teen and the [...]

So school has started for the teen and I’m quite determined to get myself into some sort of routine.  There has been next to no scheduled sleep or eat or cleaning times since Taylor started working nights and it’s making me both crazy and vaguely depressed all the time.  I’m a creature of habit and [...]

So I’m supposed to be all happy and shit. I mean… the Dude I love just asked me to marry him, Christmas is coming – which is my very favorite time of year, our financial situation is looking up – despite some big debts… and here I sit, stuck in the middle of a bunch [...]

Waitin’, waitin’, waitin’. Waitin’ to hear about that house. Waitin’ to pack cuz I don’t know where or when we’re movin’. Waitin’ to get my car fixed so I can get outta jail now and again. Waitin’ on the damned child support people to get their heads out of their asses. I swear, I have [...]

Hell, you don’t even get bad karaoke. Woke up crabby, been crabby most of the day. I’ve got one nerve left and EVERYONE is stepping all over it. I meant to write something meaningful in here but I’m unable to even do that. Calgon take me away!

“They say that blood is thicker than water. Maybe that’s why we battle our own with more energy and gusto than we would ever expend on strangers” ~ David Assael, Northern Exposure So, yeah…I’m on this family kick lately. Lol. Surprise surprise! Mine has become extended, my dad isn’t doing so well, my baby brother [...]

“People drain me, even the closest of friends, and I find loneliness to be the best state in the union to live in.” ~Margaret Cho, weblog I have had one room-mate and been married twice. Until I met Taylor I truly felt I was incapable of living with anyone other than my son. But Taylor [...]

“It’s all right for a woman to be, above all, human. I am a woman first of all” ~Anais Nin Some days I feel like I’m not allowed to be a human, much less a woman. I’m not allowed to be bitchy, crabby, snappish – or I pay for it with triple what I dished [...]

“I know of no more disagreeable situation than to be left feeling generally angry without anybody in particular to be angry at” ~Frank Moore Colby Today I watched a group of twenty or so kids at a bus stop do nothing while two boys beat someone up. I”ve seen my share of fights. Hell, I’ve [...]

“I was crazy once, they put me in a padded room, it was hot, hot like summer, summer? i hate summer, i like spring, spring? i died in spring, and they put me in the soft soft ground, there were worms, worms? worms drive me crazy, crazy? i was crazy once…..”Thought that was fitting, as [...]