Puffs Please?

I suck at being sick, I really do.

15 Minutes of Nothingness

Put down the iPhone, turn off twitter, close your feed reader…

Shut it all down, shut it all off and go be good to yourself for an hour. You do not have to do that one more thing, take care of this one last item. Just… pause. You’ll thank yourself for it, I promise.

Pause

So, anyhow. I was insane busy today and when I finally stopped and looked at the clock and realized it was almost five and I hadn’t eaten and I was feeling like shit, I hit the pause button.

Coffee makes happy. And weird.

And because I’m retarded I took a video of how my coffee machine makes cappuccino.

And now I’m sharing it with you.

Because coffee makes me happy. And I’m retarded.

It’s a Doggy Dog World

We were doing all the Christmas decorations and stuff today; tree, wreaths, lights, garlands around the balcony rail. All the fun stuff. And I was, of course, snapping pictures.

Tea and Sadists and Circus Trains

Taylor seems to be enjoying me being sick. Sounds weird, right? And it’s not that he likes me feeling crappy so much as he seems to find me cute when I’m miserable, even when it’s a cold that’s doing it and not him. Red nose, trailing tissues, fuzzy blanket, pathetic pout…

My Mailman Loves Me/I Feel Like Shit

Still, I am cleaning and writing reviews, even if I am doing it juiced on Theraflu and VapoRub and wearing a flannel shirt four sizes too big for me.

Blowjobs and snuffles

It’s bad enough my snootch is out of order, I don’t need a cold/flu on top of it, damn it!

And, man, let me tell you, having the snootch out of order is the suck. It’s like it’s sucked everything sexual right out of me.

Whores and Eggs

I really have nothing to say — I just wanted to use this icon.

I’m sort of an icon whore.

Biopsies and Bed Sheets

I went out and bought all new bedding today. New sheets and pillow cases and comforters. I can’t WAIT to go to bed.

Tell me…

….just how is a person supposed to blog or tweet or anything at all with this… this… cute… annoying… adorable… CREATURE… in their bed?

That is all.

“If today were a man I’d punch him in the dick” ~ OnyxStSyr

I saw this picture and it suited how I feel today just fucking perfectly.
Dragged down, wore out and mind numbingly tired.
I’ve actually been feeling that way since the whole Daylight Savings Time ends/fall back thingy.
It’s freaking dark at like…  noon.  *blink*
The days drag on endlessly.  Except from like eight til midnight.
It’s crazy.
Like, right now, it’s seven o’clock [...]

Sunday Laziness

Have I mentioned that I love lazy Sundays in bed?
I do.
This morning I got up, let the dogs out, made some coffee, let the dogs back in, grabbed my mug and headed back to the bedroom.  Taylor was like…  ”You’re going back to bed????” and before I could even say anything, he was like…  ”well, [...]

Absence Makes the Heart Grow…

Fonder, they say.  But in the world of blogging I’m thinking not so much.
I can’t help it, guys.  I’m busy as hell lately and the ol’ blog is suffering.  I don’t want to fill it with “oh, gee, sorry I’m not here, see ya soon” sort of posts but that’s exactly what I seem to [...]

lazy sunday

Ahh.  Sunday.
Lay in bed until you can’t lay there anymore day.
Unfortunately I got cat hair in my eye and it’s now itchy and swollen and I look vaguely like a monster.  I’m supposed to do a video review today so I’m REALLY hoping this goes away.
Last night was good.  Taylor and I didn’t do any [...]

Mountains…

…of laundry.
That’s what I did today.
Mountains of it.  Some of it even still smelled like campfire.
I was just a wee bit behind on household chores.
*blink*
The resulting clean house, however, makes it worth both the incessant loading, unloading, folding, hanging, loading, unloading, folding, hanging, etc, etc and the ballooned up lip I got yesterday.
No, Taylor didn’t [...]

Lunch! I should do it more often!

So I’m on my lunch break, sitting outside on my balcony with the laptoppy, a steaming mug of french vanilla java, homemade chocolate chip cookies, a smoke (yes, I started again. shame. fuck off) and the urge to sigh a big, huge sigh of relief.
You would think that working from home would be easy.
And, yanno, [...]

Saturday Babbling

Yawnnnn   Strechhhhhh.  What a lazy Saturday.
The laptop didn’t show up until almost seven last night.  Talk about dragging out the anticipation.  Sheesh.  FedEx is a sadistic company.
All in all, though, I was pretty impressed.  I ordered it on Tuesday after the close of normal business hours and had it in my greedy lap by [...]

Just another lazy weekend

So I slept until noon today.  It’s now a little after seven and I’m tired already.  How can that be?
I guess it’s all part of a lazy Saturday.  You sit around, doing nothing of any importance, and it wears you out.
Or maybe it was the large quantities of beer and karaoke last night.
Don’t even give [...]

Life? It’s good. Even though I’m old.

I love Sundays.
I slept in until eleven o’clock this morning.  Pure luxury compared to my early rising weekdays lately.
I’m lounging around in loose, low slung shorts and a tank, enjoying the breeze drifting thru my house.
I’ve got fabulous coffee in a mug by my elbow.
Life?  It’s good.
(The coffee, btw.  It’s Caribou and it was a [...]

A Spree! With a Dash of Inanity.

I don’t know what crawled up my ass today but I went to the store to buy new bras and ended up going on a freakin’ shopping spree.  I came home with two pair of jeans, a pair of shorts, five tanks, three tees, five bras, eleven pair of panties and two pair of shoes. [...]

A Little of This, A lot of Busy

Ugh.  I haven’t written a "real" post in almost two weeks.
Life has become exceedingly busy.
Weekends are spent out and about, riding and enjoying the summer.  And the weekdays?  Work, work and more work.
It’s been a long time since I put in anything resembling full time hours.  And even though I’m working from home it’s still [...]

Busy!

I’ve got a totally busy weekend coming up so if I don’t drop in and say anything else I wanted to say hope y’all have a good one!
Lots of fireworks and food on the grill and tater salad for everyone!
I’m off to: clean my house, do all my laundry, buy a bunch of food, make [...]

A Thousand Words

So Rayne asked about my camera today and Laurel commented on some review pics taken with it so I figured I’d post an update.
I do like the camera, quite a bit.  It’s still giving me some grief with focusing but I’m figuring my way around it.  If I had it to do over again?  I’d [...]

Do-nothing-est Weekend Evah

I’m having the do-nothing-est weekend ever over here.  Yesterday was so full of do-nothing, I can’t even remember what I did.  Read some, I guess.  Wrote a review.  Cooked.  (We had french toast and sausage patties for dinner last night.  I love breakfast for dinner and I actually had real maple syrup in the house [...]

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