I rather miss my boxxy. This is the closest I could get…

I was kinda pissed off.

I kinda yelled at her.

Kinda a lot.

And then I went and told her boss.

BET SHE NEVER TOUCHES MY SHIT AGAIN!

I’ve found that utter laziness and do-nothingness makes it seem like wasted time so I’m interspersing the lazy with some fun and some productive

i am not a pretty girl
that is not what i do

And I? I will soon have the house to myself which means peace and quiet and no one else’s energy to invade my senses and, even though I shall be cleaning, I plan to enjoy it.

*one box elbow macaroni *two pounds ground beef *two cans whole canned tomatoes *one can tomato sauce Cook noodles. Brown beef. Season beef as you brown it with whatever you like but season it heavily so it has flavor. Dump tomatoes with juice, tomato sauce, cooked and drained noodles and cooked ground beef into a [...]

Facts, thoughts, moments, opinions from the past week,  in no particular order: It doesn’t matter how long you’ve lived with someone, even after almost a decade the first time they walk in on you while you’re doing an anal douche?  Fucking embarrassing.  You will find yourself screeching “do you MIND????” and acting like a fool. [...]

Sleeping with a butt plug in gives you crazy erotic dreams and spankings on a cold ass really fucking hurt.

Nothing – nothing – does it for me like curling up in my chair, done with work, weather gone gray, toss on a sweatshirt afternoons with a cup of vanilla sugar coffee. It’s the most relaxed I get. Ever.

And that, really, is about it. I’m taking my hazelnut coffee, my book and going to flop for the night.

Yes, it’s early. No, I don’t care. I’m tired.

Thank you for listening to me be boring. :P

Still, I am cleaning and writing reviews, even if I am doing it juiced on Theraflu and VapoRub and wearing a flannel shirt four sizes too big for me.

It’s bad enough my snootch is out of order, I don’t need a cold/flu on top of it, damn it!

And, man, let me tell you, having the snootch out of order is the suck. It’s like it’s sucked everything sexual right out of me.

I love Sundays. I slept in until eleven o’clock this morning.  Pure luxury compared to my early rising weekdays lately. I’m lounging around in loose, low slung shorts and a tank, enjoying the breeze drifting thru my house. I’ve got fabulous coffee in a mug by my elbow. Life?  It’s good. (The coffee, btw.  It’s [...]

Ten o’clock on a Saturday morning and I’m not only wide awake but I’m on my second 16 oz cup of coffee and have already done a blog post, a review, called my mother and taken the dogs out twice. Huh. Who’d have thunk? I’m, as previously stated, not much of a morning person.  I’ve [...]

There is something amazing about a good nights sleep. We finished up last night somewhere around nine or ten.  I’m immensely grateful to the part time helper/friend of the family who was willing to take over for us. I really am too old and crabby to be up and working such long hours.  We only [...]

So Taylor is crashed out on the floor with Spike TV blaring in the background.  (If I tried to change the channel he’d notice and claim to be awake but, yanno, his eyes are closed and he’s not looking at the television)  Loud t.v. drives me nuts. I am waiting for my mother to drop off [...]

So today I dug all the weeds out of my garden — which I didn’t plant anything in last year so it had a years worth of weeds in it — and threw down some mulch and planted some seeds in those nifty little dome things in the kitchen.  Shortly I will have tomatoes and [...]

Leonidas is my dog.  You’ve all seen pics of my (rather large) puppy, right?   Well, yesterday, I got my new Hello Kitty! vibrator from Babeland.                I turned it on and Leonidas came prancing over to see what it was.  So I touched his nose with it.  And [...]

…says I’m going to have a very good day! Act with faith, CarrieAnn. Prepare the way for your inevitable success. To the degree you can, behave as if your dreams have already come true, as if you already owned a very sweet puppy and wonderful family, as if later today you were going to have [...]

…got nothin’.  Except a picture of Taylor with the “puppy” for y’all who have been keeping track of him. He’s nine months old on Monday… …and he still thinks he’s a lap dog and Taylor still encourages him and he’s nearly as freaking tall as I am when he stands on his hind legs and [...]

That’s me today. Totally mopey and full of fret. Taylor and our buddy Dave are out riding and I didn’t even want to go with them. Part of it, I’m sure, is the spring weather.  Sure, there are nice, sunny days where you just want to rejoice.  But there is also rain.  And gloom.  And [...]

I should have oodles to say. In fact, I DO have oodles to day. I just have no energy. Or Redbull. I spent Saturday cleaning the house from top to bottom. I’m talking washing woodwork, scrubbing floors, non stop cleaning. (Not that it’ll last. Between the pets and the factory a few blocks over I [...]

We’ve got a busy weekend coming up; celebrating a friend’s birthday tonight and a play party tomorrow.  I’m not totally out of winter hibernation mode so part of me is like “yay!” and part of me keeps saying ‘meh. I dun wanna leave the house”. We’ll have fun, of course, and I’ll be glad to [...]

I am having the laziest damned day today.  All the cleaning yesterday (as well as the benadryl to combat the allergy symptoms after cleaning up all the shedding dog hair) has me sort of worn out and blah today.  So does knowing I’ll have to do it all again tomorrow. (This time of year bites [...]

So after a Teen free week, life is back to normal. Back to grabbing a robe before I get up to make coffee.  Back to tucking the princess satchel back into my room rather than leaving it out.  Back to not forgetting to put the toys away when I’m done with them.  And back to [...]