Still, I am cleaning and writing reviews, even if I am doing it juiced on Theraflu and VapoRub and wearing a flannel shirt four sizes too big for me.

It’s bad enough my snootch is out of order, I don’t need a cold/flu on top of it, damn it!

And, man, let me tell you, having the snootch out of order is the suck. It’s like it’s sucked everything sexual right out of me.

I love Sundays.
I slept in until eleven o’clock this morning.  Pure luxury compared to my early rising weekdays lately.
I’m lounging around in loose, low slung shorts and a tank, enjoying the breeze drifting thru my house.
I’ve got fabulous coffee in a mug by my elbow.
Life?  It’s good.
(The coffee, btw.  It’s Caribou and it was a [...]

Ten o’clock on a Saturday morning and I’m not only wide awake but I’m on my second 16 oz cup of coffee and have already done a blog post, a review, called my mother and taken the dogs out twice.
Huh.
Who’d have thunk?
I’m, as previously stated, not much of a morning person.  I’ve had to get [...]

There is something amazing about a good nights sleep.
We finished up last night somewhere around nine or ten.  I’m immensely grateful to the part time helper/friend of the family who was willing to take over for us.
I really am too old and crabby to be up and working such long hours.  We only worked from [...]

So Taylor is crashed out on the floor with Spike TV blaring in the background.  (If I tried to change the channel he’d notice and claim to be awake but, yanno, his eyes are closed and he’s not looking at the television)  Loud t.v. drives me nuts.
I am waiting for my mother to drop off the [...]

So today I dug all the weeds out of my garden — which I didn’t plant anything in last year so it had a years worth of weeds in it — and threw down some mulch and planted some seeds in those nifty little dome things in the kitchen.  Shortly I will have tomatoes and [...]

Leonidas is my dog.  You’ve all seen pics of my (rather large) puppy, right?  
Well, yesterday, I got my new Hello Kitty! vibrator from Babeland.   
 
 
 
 
 
 
I turned it on and Leonidas came prancing over to see what it was.  So I touched his nose with it.  And he ran like hell.  He’s now terrified of [...]

…says I’m going to have a very good day!
Act with faith, CarrieAnn. Prepare the way for your inevitable success. To the degree you can, behave as if your dreams have already come true, as if you already owned a very sweet puppy and wonderful family, as if later today you were going to have more [...]

…got nothin’.  Except a picture of Taylor with the “puppy” for y’all who have been keeping track of him.
He’s nine months old on Monday…

…and he still thinks he’s a lap dog and Taylor still encourages him and he’s nearly as freaking tall as I am when he stands on his hind legs and IT KNOCKS [...]

That’s me today. Totally mopey and full of fret.
Taylor and our buddy Dave are out riding and I didn’t even want to go with them.
Part of it, I’m sure, is the spring weather.  Sure, there are nice, sunny days where you just want to rejoice.  But there is also rain.  And gloom.  And rain.  And [...]

I should have oodles to say. In fact, I DO have oodles to day. I just have no energy. Or Redbull.
I spent Saturday cleaning the house from top to bottom. I’m talking washing woodwork, scrubbing floors, non stop cleaning. (Not that it’ll last. Between the pets and the factory a [...]

We’ve got a busy weekend coming up; celebrating a friend’s birthday tonight and a play party tomorrow.  I’m not totally out of winter hibernation mode so part of me is like “yay!” and part of me keeps saying ‘meh. I dun wanna leave the house”.
We’ll have fun, of course, and I’ll be glad to have [...]

I am having the laziest damned day today.  All the cleaning yesterday (as well as the benadryl to combat the allergy symptoms after cleaning up all the shedding dog hair) has me sort of worn out and blah today.  So does knowing I’ll have to do it all again tomorrow. (This time of year bites [...]

So after a Teen free week, life is back to normal.
Back to grabbing a robe before I get up to make coffee.  Back to tucking the princess satchel back into my room rather than leaving it out.  Back to not forgetting to put the toys away when I’m done with them.  And back to no [...]

I recently won a contest over at CatalinaLoves by guessing who the naked person in some naked pictures was.  (See?  It pays to troll FetLife for hot pics to drool over.  You can win stuff by knowing just whose breasts you’re looking at!)  For my prize I got a really cute spanking DVD called Posterior [...]

It’s supposed to actually be springlike around here the next few days.
Can YOU say hallelujah?  I can.
It’s the middle of April and the weather has been utterly depressing.  Even for Wisconsin, where spring is always iffy.  
Taylor is working tomorrow so I’m totally going to throw open the windows and clean.
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I’m sitting here thinking about [...]

So I had a real post all thought up the other day and…
Totally forgot what I wanted to talk about.
My brain isn’t working a whole lot better today.  Today I have an excuse, though. Grocery shopping.  Grocery shopping always leaves me feeling somewhat stressed out and brain dead.  Something about putting all that stuff in [...]

talked about the puppy lately?  No?  Well.  He’s seven months old tomorrow and about 70 pounds.
He still thinks he’s a lap dog, though.

And Taylor encourages him. (Though, admittedly, he only leaps up on Taylor like that, not the rest of us)
It’s pathetically cute, really.
A real post coming later. :)

So I straightened and vacuumed the living room, wiped down the kitchen, got most of the laundry started…
Taylor is at the garage working on the bike…
I’m bored.
There are a ton of things I could do but I just don’t feel like it.
I hate days like this.
I woke up before I wanted to and I think it [...]

Kaya wrote a post today that has me thinking. (She actually wrote a couple posts this week that have me thinking.  Sitting down to write my thoughts just ain’t been happening – but the thoughts are there none-the-less.) She followed up on her blog post with a FetLife post, as well.
Curious?
I’ll go make some tea [...]

I”m not much of a fan of morning sex.
Don’t get me wrong.  Every time we have morning sex, I’m in heaven all day.  I just loahte waking up.  I don’t wake up well.  Someone touching me when I’m waking up makes me want to kill them; stab them right thru the eye with the closest [...]

I could watch House reruns all day long.  Every day.
I <3 House.
Just sayin’.

Taylor is thiiiiiiiiis close to having the bike put back together and running for the season and, guess what?
They’re forcasting snow for Saturday and Tuesday.  
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?????
Wisconsin sometimes sucks ass.
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I told Taylor to shut up this morning and had a damned fit over absolutely nothing.
There are times I am very glad he’s not easily [...]

…Boom boom boom.
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I got this thing in the mail today.  A pamphlet and coupon thing from Glade.  For their new…
Ahem…
Fragrance Collection.
Cuz, you know, the rest of their stuff doesn’t have fragrance or anything.
*blinkblink*
What is with the people running advertising and marketing these days? 
Have you seen that t.v. commercial for Hillshire Farms lunch meat?  The “Go, Meat!” [...]