And so I sit here, so much to say, afraid to say it. Continually sanitizing my life, my thoughts and my opinions in the interest of being… nice. Professional.
Blergh.
It sucks ass. It’s sapping the spirit and personality right out of me. I? Am boring.



Awhile back I decided I was going to do a little comparison. I wanted to determine exactly which felt better to me, Vixen Vixskin or Tantus 02 silicones. (In case you don’t know, both are dual density silicones used in dildos. They have a firm inner core and a soft, plush, realistic outer layer that [...]
Does the world need another review of the Fun Factory Delight? Probably not. But seeing as a new version is coming out, I figured I'd do one anyhow.
I just did a review on Eden Fantasys of the Evolved Duo Obsessions Entice, which will be live soon. I wanted to mention it here, though since it’s such a strong and rumbly vibe and I liked it a lot.
The Entice has not one but two motors; one in the first bulge on the shaft, [...]









