I was assigned this product as a Description Review over at EdenFantasys so the review should be up and live over there in a few days but I had to share some pictures and an overall impression. In a word?  Amazing. I’m not a huge fan of texture but this one really and truly has

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Kama Sutra Massage oils are pretty damned awesome, probably some of the best I’ve tried.  I received a full sized bottle not long ago and liked it enough that I wanted more, but was unsure which scents I’d like.  Enter the Massage Therapy Kit, a nice sample package consisting of 2 oz bottles of each

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I’ve reviewed Jimmyjane candles before; a couple of Embers and a couple of Afterglows.  I still wanted this sampler pack simply because it was a chance to try many scents all at once, without the commitment of having to use up – or throw away if I don’t like it – a large candle. The

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Stimulating gels and lubes tend to be really hit or miss for me.  Warming lubes rarely feel warm or they feel too warm.  Tingling lubes squick me out but tingling clitoral gels make me happy if they manage to work, though most do not.  I’ve found, personally, that the addition of argenine makes a huge

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I’ve been procrastinating on this review for, hell, I don’t know, a couple of months.  I’m just sort of stumped as to what to say. The Jimmyjane Form 2 is just sort of…  eh…  for me. I like it.  I don’t dislike it.  But it’s not spectacular and I wanted it to be. See?  I’m

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I don’t have a prostate and my guy isn’t fond of anal insertion so I waited a long time to get the Billy.  After all, it’s pretty much the Liv with a small flare to make it anal safe and I already have a both a Liv and a Bob, which is the non vibrating anal toy

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One thing I love about ordering my Nobessence toys from EdenFantasys is that the wood you end up getting is always a surprise.  This is the second time I’ve gotten a piece and had to ask Nobessence what, exactly, the wood time was though.  The first time, with the Romp I got, Dawn from Toi

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So.  Um.  I.  It.  Uh.  Look, I have NO IDEA WHY I BOUGHT A PVC butt plug.  After three years of reviewing sex toys and more than 300 reviews I know better. I bought it anyhow. Now, don’t get me wrong, I’m not normally a total material snob or anything.  PVC, jelly, rubber, cyberskin and

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When you hear something is medium you tend to think it’s going to be sort of middle of the road.  Let me tell you…  Not so much with the Sexy Spades Medium!  This baby has a full 2″ diameter – which means, for you sex toy afficianados out there, that it’s just as big around

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I am addicted to ceramic sex toys.  I’m okay with this addiction.  Not only are they useful, but they look quite pretty and are at least as worthy of collecting as tea cups or state spoons, right?  Right. So this is my collection of Lovemoiselle ceramic vibrators: The Doriane, Juliane and Cecile.  Such pretty, feminine

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There are a few different brands of ceramic sex toys at EdenFantasys — Lovemoiselle, Charles Duncan Designs and Goldfrau.  I haven’t managed to get my hands on a Goldfrau yet.  They’re unbelievably pricey and, though they are gorgeous, I haven’t convinced myself they’re worth the cost.  Charles Duncan Designs are lovely and I have a

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The Romp.  The Romp.  So much has been written about it, so many have swooned.  I am a huge fan of Nobessence (makers of the Romp) myself, have swooned over many of their products.  The Romp, though? Eh, not so much. I’m going to start out with what I do love.  I love the color

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I just did a review over at EdenFantasys for the Hans Hardwood #278 and figured I’d share my pictures of it’s awesomeness. And awesome it is. As awesome as the Pure Wand. I. Am. Not. Kidding. Anhow. Pics. :)

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I have had the Eroscillator for…  three months?  A bit more?  It has never taken me so long to write a review before.  I’ve started and stopped, started and stopped more times than I can count.  Not only is there the fact that I have little to add that hasn’t already been said about the

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So, I’m reviewing the LELO Bo and Tor cock rings in a sort of side by side comparison.  Cool, right?  Except for two things: I generally have no use for cock rings I am addicted to LELO You can see why reviewing these makes me feel conflicted.  Not so much reviewing them but that I

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Oh boy. This is a hard review to write.  I’ll be up front right from the get go and say, yes, I have compared this to the Eroscillator and yes, it loses in a blazing crash of defeat when you make that comparison.  I’m going to try to review the Better Sex Synergy Pleasure System

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I remember when the Lovemoiselle line first came out. Ohh, did I want the Noemie.  The minute I saw it I wanted it.  Somehow, I ended up with the Aveline and the vibrating Cecile but only just recently broke down and got myself the Noemie. I? Am very glad I did. All of the Lovemoiselle

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Sooooo…. I’ve wanted the Womolia for a long time, doubly so since they added the heat feature to it.  I mean, a strong massager that is nicely small, has  a head shaped for clitoral and vulval (vulvular? am I making words up? do you get what I mean?) stimulation, is rechargeable, looks completely discreet (seriously,

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Clitoral gels, for me, are kind of hit or miss.  I’ve had a few that worked very, very well and a few that didn’t work at all. Tickle Her Pink falls somewhere in the middle; it works, but it isn’t amazing.  It is, however, far more reasonably priced than many – my favorites tend to

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I have been on a quest for a long time to get all the Lelo toys.  I know.  I don’t need them.  I don’t even use them particularly often.  But I love them.  The look, the feel, the boxes, the little charging cords… It’s an addiction, okay?  I am almost there, though.  So long as

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I have a love/hate thing going on with Grrltoyz Spray Lube. On the one hand, it’s a spray lube!  Spray!  Lube!  Convenience!  Ease! On the other hand, it’s a spray lube.  So it’s got to be thin enough to spray out, which means it’s not all that slick or long lasting and it kind of

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So, Silky Sheets is this awesome product that is supposed to make your sheets feel…  well…  silky, no matter what they’re actually made of.  It’s also supposed to help dry up the wet spot and contain pheromones to make you feel sexay sexay. In my experience so far it does one of those three things.

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What?  You’re somehow surprised I ordered a Siri as soon as they came out?  Pffft.  Of course I did.  I haz Lelo addiction and there is no 12 step program for it! The Siri is Lelo’s newest clitoral stimulator, said to be their strongest and quietest yet. Is it? Yes, I do believe it is.

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Mini bullets.  I’ll admit, right up front, that I’m not normally a fan. Oh, I see the appeal in them.  I can see why many do like them.  For me, however, they usually end up being not strong enough and kind of boring.  Buzzy.  Too slick.  Too pointy.  And they take watch batteries, which are

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Ahhhh, the Emigi.  Another new item from SinFive, created to be sexy, sensual and safe.  This one is a kegel exerciser, one of those insertable devices you wear inside your vagina that makes exercising those pc muscles both easy and fun, almost automatic, with little effort on your part. Nice, right?  Keeping the pussy in

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