I have a love/hate thing going on with Grrltoyz Spray Lube. On the one hand, it’s a spray lube!  Spray!  Lube!  Convenience!  Ease! On the other hand, it’s a spray lube.  So it’s got to be thin enough to spray out, which means it’s not all that slick or long lasting and it kind of [...]

So, Silky Sheets is this awesome product that is supposed to make your sheets feel…  well…  silky, no matter what they’re actually made of.  It’s also supposed to help dry up the wet spot and contain pheromones to make you feel sexay sexay. In my experience so far it does one of those three things. [...]

What?  You’re somehow surprised I ordered a Siri as soon as they came out?  Pffft.  Of course I did.  I haz Lelo addiction and there is no 12 step program for it! The Siri is Lelo’s newest clitoral stimulator, said to be their strongest and quietest yet. Is it? Yes, I do believe it is. [...]

Mini bullets.  I’ll admit, right up front, that I’m not normally a fan. Oh, I see the appeal in them.  I can see why many do like them.  For me, however, they usually end up being not strong enough and kind of boring.  Buzzy.  Too slick.  Too pointy.  And they take watch batteries, which are [...]

Ahhhh, the Emigi.  Another new item from SinFive, created to be sexy, sensual and safe.  This one is a kegel exerciser, one of those insertable devices you wear inside your vagina that makes exercising those pc muscles both easy and fun, almost automatic, with little effort on your part. Nice, right?  Keeping the pussy in [...]

So, more from SinFive, this time the Burgono.  Weird name, kind of weird looking but ohhhhh so nice in use.  Truly, this one was a surprise.  It looks a little boring and a little pointy and I’d passed it by for a lot of years and then, when I got it, was pleasantly proven to [...]

I recently got the opportunity to review some of the new SinFive product line – as well as some of the pieces they’ve had around awhile but were seldom reviewed.  I was, pretty much, pleased as punch because each item is really neat and different and, having reviewed soooo much already, new and different is [...]

It seems like every time I try a new massage oil I go a little bit gaga.  I can’t help it. I like massage oils, especially good ones.  This time, however, I’m beyond gaga and am somewhere close to…  mooning.  Swooning.  Calf-eyed love. Flower Power Teasing is the best massage oil I have ever tried. [...]

I’ve had the Fun Factory Pleasure Can on my wishlist for a long ass time.  I kept it there, figuring I’d eventually get it but it wasn’t a priority. I kept choosing other things over it. Now that I have it… I wish I’d waited even longer. Not that it’s a horrible piece of junk [...]

I am oddly on the fence about the Pure Plug 2.0.  I was super excited to get it, since it’s quite a bit larger than the Pure Plug Large or the Pfun plugs I have and about the same size as the Cyberglass Perfect P-spot.  I figured it would be nicely filling like the CPP [...]

Lust Dust… Yes, another sensual product. Another body powder/honey dust/lickable/edible thing.  What can I say? I’m an addict. This time it’s Lust Dust, from Good Vibes.  Lust Dust comes in two flavors – Honey Vanilla and Chocolate Strawberry.  Since I’m not a fan of chocolate, I got the Honey Vanilla. It comes in a wee [...]

I’m not entirely sure what made me ask for the Flirty G to review.  It’s not the normal type of product I would pick. It’s not something I’d have bought for myself.  And yet I was compelled to request it. Overall?  I’m quite glad I did.  Is it the best toy EVER?  No.  But, you [...]

I rarely review BDSM gear.  I am a BDSM gear snob.  Taylor makes all our BDSM gear, from floggers to whips to paddles to cuffs.  I’m spoiled.  I know exactly how good, quality, hand sewn BDSM gear feels and holds up.  I know what it’s like to have suspension cuffs made for my wrists and [...]

I’ll admit it.  I’m a sucker for metal sex toys.  Ever since I got my first one, I’ve been acquiring them at a ridiculous rate. Metal toys are all kinds of wonderful; firm, unyielding, excellent for g-spotting, fantastic for temperature play and so, so easy to keep clean. This time I’m reviewing the Tantus Alumina Revolve, [...]

I’ve been reviewing sex toys for awhile.  Three years?  Yeah, around three years.  And I’m not going to lie.  I’ve reviewed the Laya Spot before.  This is actually my fourth Laya Spot. I bet you’re wondering why so many, huh?  Is it because they break easily?  Nope.  It’s because a) I’ve found all four I’ve [...]

My fetish for metal continues to grow stronger.  (Ok, not a true fetish, but I’m enthralled, to say the least.)  This time, it’s the Dai-Do #4 that has me rapt. Google eyed.  In love. I’m not normally a huge fan of texture and, as you can see, this is a highly textured sex toy.  For some [...]

When the guys over at Adam & Eve sent me the Janine’s Pirate’s Cove Vibrator to review I was a little uncertain.  It’s kind of not my style, you know? Don’t get me wrong, it’s cute as can be; a cream colored traditional plastic vibe with all sorts of Pirate-y goodness “tattooed” along the shaft. [...]

This is the second Tenga Egg we’ve had a chance to review and, since the first was an absolute hit, I wasn’t going to pass up another one. Tenga Eggs are single use male masturbators that come in a little plastic egg – much like those used to hide treats at Easter time.  Inside the [...]

Like all the toys in the Tantus Alumina line, the Motion is beatutiful; crafted of anodized aluminum in a shiny shade of purple with almost a blue-ish hue to it when you turn it in the light.  It comes in a gorgeous black box with a foam insert that perfectly fits the toy and works [...]

I have come to the conclusion that rabbit vibes are not for me.  Sure, there are a few I like but they are the rare occurrence rather than the norm. The Rosebud looked like it was going to be ideal; short shaft, big clit stimulator, a rotating shaft, no insane beads or discs and previous reviews said [...]

I recently got to review the Tentacle Jr for Eden Fantasys – another fucking awesome and fantasy inducing dildo from Whipspider Rubberworks.  The review isn’t live yet but I wanted to share the pictures, at least. The Jr is similar to the original Tentacle only smaller, slimmer, with a less extreme hook to it, a [...]

The first time I tried a wood sex toy I was slightly disappointed.  It was smallish, light weight and felt kind of hollow.  And then I tried a Nobessence wood dildo and I have been singing Hallelujah ever since. Nobessence toys are NOT light weight.  They do not feel hollow. They are not small.  Instead, [...]

I knew, just looking at this plug, that it was going to be awesome.  It’s cute.  It’s silicone.  It has a happy bulge and a wide enough base and even a handy little silicone ring to help with removal. How could it not be awesome, right? The Pop Plugs come in three sizes – small, [...]

The Fun Factory Gallan may not be a Knight in Shining Armor but it’s damned close.  I’d totally hook up with it if it came riding in on a white steed… For a bit of fun, anyhow.  I can’t say that I’d marry it and live happily ever after in the blue vibrator palace but, [...]

Part of me wants to say to hell with the review and just let y’all look at the pictures of this thing.  Cuz, really, what more do you need?  LOOK at it.  It’s perfection. Thick.  Realistic.  Veined and wrinkled.  Firm on the inside, outrageously squishy on the outside. Hefty, more than enough to fill the [...]