When the guys over at Adam & Eve sent me the Janine’s Pirate’s Cove Vibrator to review I was a little uncertain. It’s kind of not my style, you know? Don’t get me wrong, it’s cute as can be; a cream colored traditional plastic vibe with all sorts of Pirate-y goodness “tattooed” along the shaft. [...]
Pop Plug
Jul 18th, 2010
I knew, just looking at this plug, that it was going to be awesome. It’s cute. It’s silicone. It has a happy bulge and a wide enough base and even a handy little silicone ring to help with removal. How could it not be awesome, right? The Pop Plugs come in three sizes – small, [...]
ID Sampler
Jun 5th, 2010
Lube freak? Me? Huh? No way! *blink* Okay, so maybe I am. I can’t help it. I have lube in every room of my house just in case Taylor takes a notion to bend me over something. It totally ruins the caveman spontaneity if I have to say, “Hold on, Honey, let me run and get [...]
Echo
May 30th, 2010
So here’s the deal; I’m not very fond of purple, or texture, or glossy silicone — all of which pretty much describe the Tantus Echo. And yet I wanted it, have wanted it for awhile. I kept telling myself no, that getting it would be stupid, that I didn’t need another dildo that I wouldn’t [...]
Vanta
May 9th, 2010
Some days, I really loathe the way my body works. You see, I have issues with vibration. Buzzy, high pitched vibrations — which are usually considered super strong by most folks — make me itch. You know those massage chairs? Or foot massager things? Yeah, they make me itch all over, make me mad, make [...]
K-Y Massage? Yes!
Apr 3rd, 2010
I’m not generally a huge fan of K-y products, I’ll be honest. However, I have tried the 2 – in – 1 warming and tingling massage oil and lubes before and I like them quite a bit. I’ve also tried the K-y Touch foot massage lotion (which I think is discontinued) and enjoyed it, too. [...]
Couture Masseur
Mar 20th, 2010
The California Exotics Couture line came out about a year ago; their first endeavor into a higher quality, silicone line of toys. The price of them is comparable to other silicone products, the quality a bit lower than Fun Factory but far above their normal jelly, elastomer and rubber toys. The silicones are pure, 100%. [...]
Silicone Splash Dolphin
Dec 5th, 2009
I’ve always been impressed with the Climax Silicone toys; I already have the Wavy G and the Ribbed G from that line so when Adam and Eve offered me the Splash Dolphin I was all over it. C’mon. An all silicone (it passes the flame test) dildo shaped like a dolphin, complete with dolphiny nose and little flippers? You know it’s cute!
Vaginacize
Nov 7th, 2009
I have a lot of kegel exercisers. I have the barbell style Energie, LELO Luna Beads, plastic balls on a string in a funky leopard print, Fun Factory Smart balls, a Teneo Uno… All of them work well to varying degrees. Some are more comfortable than others but all are fairly easy to use. And none [...]
Hyda Vibe
Oct 11th, 2009
Ahhh. The perversion of yet another vanilla massager. The Hyda Vibe pillow is designed to be a neck massager and bath pillow. It’s waterproof. It has three suction cups on the back to attach it to your tub. It has raised nodes on the surface to give a bit of pinpoint pressure during use. It’s [...]



I’ve had the Njoy Eleven for over a month – probably closer to two – and I’m completely and totally past due on this review and yet, for some reason, I’m really struggling with writing it. How do you describe something as amazing as this sex toy? How do you find the words to describe [...]
Would it be ridiculous to simply type “Oh. My. Gods.” over and over as a review? Probably. And yet, when I look at the Intrigue – the P-spot and handle on Eden Fantasys — it’s about all I can think. Just looking at it takes away most of my powers of speech, completely vanishes any [...]








