My fetish for metal continues to grow stronger.  (Ok, not a true fetish, but I’m enthralled, to say the least.)  This time, it’s the Dai-Do #4 that has me rapt. Google eyed.  In love. I’m not normally a huge fan of texture and, as you can see, this is a highly textured sex toy.  For some [...]

Like all the toys in the Tantus Alumina line, the Motion is beatutiful; crafted of anodized aluminum in a shiny shade of purple with almost a blue-ish hue to it when you turn it in the light.  It comes in a gorgeous black box with a foam insert that perfectly fits the toy and works [...]

I have come to the conclusion that rabbit vibes are not for me.  Sure, there are a few I like but they are the rare occurrence rather than the norm. The Rosebud looked like it was going to be ideal; short shaft, big clit stimulator, a rotating shaft, no insane beads or discs and previous reviews said [...]

I recently got to review the Tentacle Jr for Eden Fantasys – another fucking awesome and fantasy inducing dildo from Whipspider Rubberworks.  The review isn’t live yet but I wanted to share the pictures, at least. The Jr is similar to the original Tentacle only smaller, slimmer, with a less extreme hook to it, a [...]

The first time I tried a wood sex toy I was slightly disappointed.  It was smallish, light weight and felt kind of hollow.  And then I tried a Nobessence wood dildo and I have been singing Hallelujah ever since. Nobessence toys are NOT light weight.  They do not feel hollow. They are not small.  Instead, [...]

The Fun Factory Gallan may not be a Knight in Shining Armor but it’s damned close.  I’d totally hook up with it if it came riding in on a white steed… For a bit of fun, anyhow.  I can’t say that I’d marry it and live happily ever after in the blue vibrator palace but, [...]

Part of me wants to say to hell with the review and just let y’all look at the pictures of this thing.  Cuz, really, what more do you need?  LOOK at it.  It’s perfection. Thick.  Realistic.  Veined and wrinkled.  Firm on the inside, outrageously squishy on the outside. Hefty, more than enough to fill the [...]

The whole world raves about the Liberator Throe.  Well, the whole squirting world, anyhow.  And since I’ve been more and more and more apt to squirt no matter what sort of sexual deed we’re participating in, I figured it was time to get one. So, what is a Throe? Basically, it’s a pretty blanket with [...]

The Whipspider Wave.  Man, this has been a difficult review for me to get motivated to write.  It’s one of the coolest looking dildos I’ve ever seen and, like everything from Whipspider, amazingly well crafted. But… Isn’t there always a but? I find I don’t use it very often, find I like its appearance more [...]

I’m about ready to give up on rabbit vibrators.  I really am.  I have a couple that work for me – the Ina and Melody – and my luck at finding more seems to have run out. I was excited when I ordered the Ooh la la rabbit.  It’s silicone.  The shaft is shortish, which [...]

I’m all about the massage, bath, body oils. We all know this. I say it incessantly. I’m also all about smelling sweet and om nom nom good.  Edible smelling, fruity, sweet scents really do it for my guy and him being all sniffy, kissy, snuggly really does it for me. So I was on cloud [...]

I’ll admit it. I have a thing for metal toys.  They’re just so gorgeous.  And firm. And sleek. And gorgeous. The Dai-Do #5 is no exception.  Crafted from anodized aluminum with a silicone band along the base, the #5 I got is a deeply bright red on the warmer side of the color spectrum.  The [...]

I love massages.  They don’t even have to be good massages.  I’m happy just to be rubbed and petted.  Taylor loves massages, too.  He, however, isn’t so fond of petting and likes to be kneaded and really rubbed down. The problem?  We both have bad hands.  He has arthritis and I have badly repaired ligaments [...]

Ahhh, Chester. This review of Chester is another I’ve been sitting on for months, not quite able to write it.  This time, it’s because I’m having a hard time giving him a fair shake, a hard time not comparing him to his buddy Benjamin.  Bond, that is. And so, I find I must put thoughts [...]

So it’s a definite.  I’m not a massager type of gal. I’ve tried many; from the Hitachi to the Fairy wand, from those purchased at Walmart to adult stores.  Each and every one of them is just too strong for me. So strong, in fact, that they make me feel numb in a painful way [...]

I’ve been looking at the SinFive vibrators for like a year and kept passing them by because they looked very firm and were made of WTP, which I’d never used before, hence wasn’t sure if my body would like it. Recently, SinFive redid the entire line in silicone and…. You guessed it.  I jumped at [...]

I'm not going to lie.  I didn't not even try this stuff for massage.  I didn't buy it for massage. I don't like creams much for massage; I prefer oils. What I did buy the Kama Sutra Body Souffle for was to use as a tasty, nice smelling lotion. My guy?  He really, really likes [...]

I’ve had the Njoy Eleven for over a month – probably closer to two –  and I’m completely and totally past due on this review and yet, for some reason, I’m really struggling with writing it. How do you describe something as amazing as this sex toy?  How do you find the words to describe [...]

Anyone who has read more than one post on my blog knows that I’m a candle fanatic.  It ties in with my love of bath stuff and massage oils and anything that smells good.  All of these things mean pampering to me; me time, time to indulge myself, time to relax, breathe deep, refocus. I’ve [...]

I have a thing for Fun Factory toys.  I’m not ashamed to admit it.  I like them in a way that is sort of obsessive and kind of compulsive and absolutely not quite normal.  But, yanno, normal is over rated. My absolute favorite toy of all time has been, up until now, the Fun Factory [...]

I have no idea why I requested the Don’t Stop Massage Candle for review. Everyone I know who has gotten one has not liked it much.  Reports were that the scent was off, the ribbon was flimsy and it worked for shite as a massage aid. I got it anyhow, though.  I guess because I [...]

I have always been a big fan of Evolved Novelties; they make affordable toys that are strong and safe, until now using plastic and TPR (which is a jelly like material that is safer than jelly and phthalate free) for their wide range of vibrators.  Recently, however, they’ve put out some silicone toys and, as [...]

For the most part, I have really good luck with all the lotions, potions, bath products and massage oils I buy.  I’m picky; I won’t use anything with mineral oil in it and try to stick to nut oils when possible when it comes to massage products. So when I saw the White Gypsy Massage [...]

I recently got a chance to try all three of the Wet Naturals lubes.  This made me happy. Not because I’m a huge fan of Wet products – in fact, I’m on the fence about them, loving some, loathing others – but because sample packs make me happy.  I like the wee sample packets that [...]

I am a wipe sort of gal.  I keep antibacterial wet wipes in my purse and toy bag, unscented baby wipes in the bathroom.  I like the ease of clean up, of both myself and my sex toys, that wipes provide.  I don’t feel they’re a substitute for a good soap and water washing, but [...]