The Fun Factory Gallan may not be a Knight in Shining Armor but it’s damned close.  I’d totally hook up with it if it came riding in on a white steed… For a bit of fun, anyhow.  I can’t say that I’d marry it and live happily ever after in the blue vibrator palace but, [...]

Some days, I really loathe the way my body works. You see, I have issues with vibration. Buzzy, high pitched vibrations — which are usually considered super strong by most folks — make me itch.  You know those massage chairs?  Or foot massager things?  Yeah, they make me itch all over, make me mad, make [...]

Would it be ridiculous to simply type “Oh. My. Gods.” over and over as a review?  Probably.  And yet, when I look at the Intrigue – the P-spot and handle on Eden Fantasys — it’s about all I can think.  Just looking at it takes away most of my powers of speech, completely vanishes any [...]

I am an admitted Lelo fanatic.  I don’t necessarily love each of their pleasure objects equally, they’re not even necessarily my favorite sex toys when you break it down to specifics, but they are, without a doubt, one of my favorite companies in general.  With Lelo, you can always count on a couple of things; [...]

Ok.  Here’s the deal.  I’m not really all that fond of bullet vibes.  Not the corded kind, not the tiny, push button, cordless kind.  There have been a few I’ve tried that were really good, but really good bullet vibes are, to me, the exception rather than the rule. Particularly on my shit list are [...]

I’ve mentioned how much I love Whipspider Rubberworks silicone, right?  And their whimsical designs?  I told you about the Unicorn Horn, the Screw and the Mantoy?  I have.  I have.  And today I’m going to talk about the Jellyfish. Yes, Jellyfish.  I told you they make whimsical stuff! I’ve been lusting after the Jellyfish for [...]

I have been looking at the Dai-Do Dildos for a year now, perhaps a bit longer. They appeal to me.  Red (or black) aluminum with a silicone grip and stainless steel bands that create gorgeous contrast.  Yum.  Just so pretty, you know?  And yet the initial reviews to come out on them were rather lackluster. [...]

So, Stroke 29.  Made by Empowered Products, the same folks who make Pink and Gun Oil, Stroke 29 is made especially for male masturbation.  Jerking off.  Hand jobs. It’s a creamy, oil based lube with the consistency of cold cream.  Mine came in a squat blue plastic jar but it now seems to come in [...]

The California Exotics Couture line came out about a year ago; their first endeavor into a higher quality, silicone line of toys.  The price of them is comparable to other silicone products, the quality a bit lower than Fun Factory but far above their normal jelly, elastomer and rubber toys. The silicones are pure, 100%. [...]

Does the world need another review of the Fun Factory Delight? Probably not. But seeing as a new version is coming out, I figured I’d do one anyhow.

And the surface. Oh gods. Shiny. Industrial looking. So cool to the touch and so hot, hot hot when you take it out.

I sat down to start this review with a fresh mug of coffee and was kind of startled when, as I started to think (the prelude to writing, you know), I realized I’ve reviewed a LOT of vaginal balls.

I’m going to start this review by saying I really need to stop reviewing lubes.  It’s getting to be quite difficult!  When I first went from KY or drug store lubes to the nicer ones, I was amazed and enthralled with the quality of individual lubricants in comparison.  Now? Not so much.  Most have similar [...]

Are you getting tired of hearing about my showers yet?  This is what happens when you can’t have sex or masturbate for 6 weeks.  You become obsessed with shower gel and massage oil and fancy lotions and potions. Which, you know, is only made worse by the fact that I started out obsessed. Taylor rolls [...]

Not that long ago I reviewed some Intimate Organics Foot Foreplay lotion over on Eden Cafe.  To say I was impressed with it is an understatement.  I loved it.  The scent, the performance, the packaging; all of it was superb.  The only problem was I kept using it all over the place instead of on [...]

I have a lot of kegel exercisers.  I have the barbell style Energie, LELO Luna Beads, plastic balls on a string in a funky leopard print, Fun Factory Smart balls, a Teneo Uno… All of them work well to varying degrees.  Some are more comfortable than others but all are fairly easy to use.  And none [...]

…til her Daddy takes her buttplug away! Oh.  Sorry.  I know I sing off key.  Ignore me, k? Or let’s just move on. I love butt sex.  I love butt plugs.  (but only on good butt days which most of you will totally “get”) I really, really, reallyreallyreally love my Pure Pfun butt plug.

Ahh.  Leo.  Seven inches long.  One and a half inches in diameter.  Realistic but not veiny and super detailed.  Harnessable.  Sparkly.  Silver. Silicone. He bends in half but doesn’t flop like a wet noodle. He’s ever so pretty yet somehow quite masculine… His base is big enough to make anal totally safe.  He stands tall [...]

So a while back the guys from Don Wands were amazingly cool enough to send me a couple of toys; the Treeze Wave, which I reviewed over on Eden Fantasys, and this gorgeous pink glass piece that they call the Pink Bent Graduate. It’s a pale, clear pink with two very distinct ends.  One end [...]

Sensual, good tasting stuff.  I like it.  It’s a weakness of mine.  And Swede Fruity Love sucked me in with it’s nifty looking 6.75 ounce bottle and cinnamon vanilla flavor/scent option.  Not exactly fruity but still…  nom! Was I pleased?  Yes and no.  Swede Fruity Love massage oils are oil free, instead relying on non [...]

Benjamin Bond.  The grinning little bondage ghost who happens to be a vibrator.  He’s been on my wishlist for years.  I’ve lusted.  I’ve whined.  I’ve sworn he would some day be mine.  I’ve looked at his price tag and swallowed hard and shook my head. And then I bought him. I could no longer resist. [...]

(And you’ll only get that title if you liked Nell) Lots and lots of talk, lately, about Don Wands.  I haven’t really weighed in on the issues other than to say we should refrain from bullying – which is exactly what it comes across like when a mass of reviewers begin badgering a single company [...]

Glass.  I have a serious thing for it.  I have glass bottles all over my house; bottles and vases in cobalt blue and apothacary brown, emerald green and plum, blood red and pink.  Glass sex toys thrill me to no end.  They’re just so beautiful! The Moon Plug from Xhale Glass has been on my [...]

I’m always looking for a good toy cleaner so when Babeland offered me their spray on version I jumped at the chance to review it. For the most part, I’m good with using mild hand soap for my sex toys.  I like Dr. Bronners peppermint a lot and use it for tons of stuff.  But [...]

That Star Trek looking vibe? It’s called the Better than Chocolate by Nomi Tang.  I reviewed it for Eden Fantasys. The review is here. The pictures are on my Tumblr.  Two pages of ‘em. That is all. I have to go pack. Camping this weekend.  Weeeeee! See y’all on Monday!