Lust Dust… Yes, another sensual product. Another body powder/honey dust/lickable/edible thing. What can I say? I’m an addict. This time it’s Lust Dust, from Good Vibes. Lust Dust comes in two flavors – Honey Vanilla and Chocolate Strawberry. Since I’m not a fan of chocolate, I got the Honey Vanilla. It comes in a wee [...]
Flirty G
Jul 24th, 2010
I’m not entirely sure what made me ask for the Flirty G to review. It’s not the normal type of product I would pick. It’s not something I’d have bought for myself. And yet I was compelled to request it. Overall? I’m quite glad I did. Is it the best toy EVER? No. But, you [...]
Heart 2 Heart Cuffs
Jul 23rd, 2010
I rarely review BDSM gear. I am a BDSM gear snob. Taylor makes all our BDSM gear, from floggers to whips to paddles to cuffs. I’m spoiled. I know exactly how good, quality, hand sewn BDSM gear feels and holds up. I know what it’s like to have suspension cuffs made for my wrists and [...]
Alumina Revolve
Jul 22nd, 2010
I’ll admit it. I’m a sucker for metal sex toys. Ever since I got my first one, I’ve been acquiring them at a ridiculous rate. Metal toys are all kinds of wonderful; firm, unyielding, excellent for g-spotting, fantastic for temperature play and so, so easy to keep clean. This time I’m reviewing the Tantus Alumina Revolve, [...]
Laya Spot – Take 4
Jul 21st, 2010
I’ve been reviewing sex toys for awhile. Three years? Yeah, around three years. And I’m not going to lie. I’ve reviewed the Laya Spot before. This is actually my fourth Laya Spot. I bet you’re wondering why so many, huh? Is it because they break easily? Nope. It’s because a) I’ve found all four I’ve [...]
Dai-Do #4
Jul 20th, 2010
My fetish for metal continues to grow stronger. (Ok, not a true fetish, but I’m enthralled, to say the least.) This time, it’s the Dai-Do #4 that has me rapt. Google eyed. In love. I’m not normally a huge fan of texture and, as you can see, this is a highly textured sex toy. For some [...]
Janine’s Pirate’s Cove Vibrator
Jul 20th, 2010
When the guys over at Adam & Eve sent me the Janine’s Pirate’s Cove Vibrator to review I was a little uncertain. It’s kind of not my style, you know? Don’t get me wrong, it’s cute as can be; a cream colored traditional plastic vibe with all sorts of Pirate-y goodness “tattooed” along the shaft. [...]
Tenga Eggs
Jul 19th, 2010
This is the second Tenga Egg we’ve had a chance to review and, since the first was an absolute hit, I wasn’t going to pass up another one. Tenga Eggs are single use male masturbators that come in a little plastic egg – much like those used to hide treats at Easter time. Inside the [...]
Alumina Motion
Jul 18th, 2010
Like all the toys in the Tantus Alumina line, the Motion is beatutiful; crafted of anodized aluminum in a shiny shade of purple with almost a blue-ish hue to it when you turn it in the light. It comes in a gorgeous black box with a foam insert that perfectly fits the toy and works [...]
Rosebud
Jul 18th, 2010
I have come to the conclusion that rabbit vibes are not for me. Sure, there are a few I like but they are the rare occurrence rather than the norm. The Rosebud looked like it was going to be ideal; short shaft, big clit stimulator, a rotating shaft, no insane beads or discs and previous reviews said [...]
Tentacle Jr
Jul 18th, 2010
I recently got to review the Tentacle Jr for Eden Fantasys – another fucking awesome and fantasy inducing dildo from Whipspider Rubberworks. The review isn’t live yet but I wanted to share the pictures, at least. The Jr is similar to the original Tentacle only smaller, slimmer, with a less extreme hook to it, a [...]
Tryst
Jul 18th, 2010
The first time I tried a wood sex toy I was slightly disappointed. It was smallish, light weight and felt kind of hollow. And then I tried a Nobessence wood dildo and I have been singing Hallelujah ever since. Nobessence toys are NOT light weight. They do not feel hollow. They are not small. Instead, [...]
Pop Plug
Jul 18th, 2010
I knew, just looking at this plug, that it was going to be awesome. It’s cute. It’s silicone. It has a happy bulge and a wide enough base and even a handy little silicone ring to help with removal. How could it not be awesome, right? The Pop Plugs come in three sizes – small, [...]
Oh Gallant Knight…
Jul 16th, 2010
The Fun Factory Gallan may not be a Knight in Shining Armor but it’s damned close. I’d totally hook up with it if it came riding in on a white steed… For a bit of fun, anyhow. I can’t say that I’d marry it and live happily ever after in the blue vibrator palace but, [...]
This? Is perfection.
Jul 13th, 2010
Part of me wants to say to hell with the review and just let y’all look at the pictures of this thing. Cuz, really, what more do you need? LOOK at it. It’s perfection. Thick. Realistic. Veined and wrinkled. Firm on the inside, outrageously squishy on the outside. Hefty, more than enough to fill the [...]
Safari Throe
Jul 11th, 2010
The whole world raves about the Liberator Throe. Well, the whole squirting world, anyhow. And since I’ve been more and more and more apt to squirt no matter what sort of sexual deed we’re participating in, I figured it was time to get one. So, what is a Throe? Basically, it’s a pretty blanket with [...]
Cowabunga, Dude
Jul 11th, 2010
The Whipspider Wave. Man, this has been a difficult review for me to get motivated to write. It’s one of the coolest looking dildos I’ve ever seen and, like everything from Whipspider, amazingly well crafted. But… Isn’t there always a but? I find I don’t use it very often, find I like its appearance more [...]
Ooh la… um… huh?
Jul 10th, 2010
I’m about ready to give up on rabbit vibrators. I really am. I have a couple that work for me – the Ina and Melody – and my luck at finding more seems to have run out. I was excited when I ordered the Ooh la la rabbit. It’s silicone. The shaft is shortish, which [...]
Wickedly Sensual
Jul 7th, 2010
I’m all about the massage, bath, body oils. We all know this. I say it incessantly. I’m also all about smelling sweet and om nom nom good. Edible smelling, fruity, sweet scents really do it for my guy and him being all sniffy, kissy, snuggly really does it for me. So I was on cloud [...]
Dai-Do #5
Jul 6th, 2010
I’ll admit it. I have a thing for metal toys. They’re just so gorgeous. And firm. And sleek. And gorgeous. The Dai-Do #5 is no exception. Crafted from anodized aluminum with a silicone band along the base, the #5 I got is a deeply bright red on the warmer side of the color spectrum. The [...]
Jimmyjane Contour I, Q and M
Jul 2nd, 2010
I love massages. They don’t even have to be good massages. I’m happy just to be rubbed and petted. Taylor loves massages, too. He, however, isn’t so fond of petting and likes to be kneaded and really rubbed down. The problem? We both have bad hands. He has arthritis and I have badly repaired ligaments [...]
Hello, Mr. Cheeky
Jun 29th, 2010
Ahhh, Chester. This review of Chester is another I’ve been sitting on for months, not quite able to write it. This time, it’s because I’m having a hard time giving him a fair shake, a hard time not comparing him to his buddy Benjamin. Bond, that is. And so, I find I must put thoughts [...]
Ideal? Meh.
Jun 28th, 2010
So it’s a definite. I’m not a massager type of gal. I’ve tried many; from the Hitachi to the Fairy wand, from those purchased at Walmart to adult stores. Each and every one of them is just too strong for me. So strong, in fact, that they make me feel numb in a painful way [...]
SinFive Ilo – Silicone
Jun 26th, 2010
I’ve been looking at the SinFive vibrators for like a year and kept passing them by because they looked very firm and were made of WTP, which I’d never used before, hence wasn’t sure if my body would like it. Recently, SinFive redid the entire line in silicone and…. You guessed it. I jumped at [...]
Kama Sutra Body Souffle
Jun 20th, 2010
I'm not going to lie. I didn't not even try this stuff for massage. I didn't buy it for massage. I don't like creams much for massage; I prefer oils. What I did buy the Kama Sutra Body Souffle for was to use as a tasty, nice smelling lotion. My guy? He really, really likes [...]



I’ve had the Njoy Eleven for over a month – probably closer to two – and I’m completely and totally past due on this review and yet, for some reason, I’m really struggling with writing it. How do you describe something as amazing as this sex toy? How do you find the words to describe [...]
Would it be ridiculous to simply type “Oh. My. Gods.” over and over as a review? Probably. And yet, when I look at the Intrigue – the P-spot and handle on Eden Fantasys — it’s about all I can think. Just looking at it takes away most of my powers of speech, completely vanishes any [...]








