Morning Sex and Coffee
I'm not a fan of waking up so being woken up before I'm ready by someone groping and grabbing just irritates me. My head spins around like the girl from The Exorcist and it's not at all pretty.
Read MorePeanut butter, anal douching, love
Facts, thoughts, moments, opinions from the past week, in no particular order: It doesn’t matter how long you’ve lived with someone, even after almost a decade the first time they walk in on you while you’re doing an anal douche? Fucking embarrassing. You will find yourself screeching “do you MIND????” and acting like a fool. Working for a sex toy company has it’s good and bad points. Among the bad? People bitching if you do too many to reviews because...
Read MorePuddle Jumper
So the other day, Taylor and I were fuckin’ away. I was propped up on the Wedge, ass up, head down. I’d already gotten off once and could tell he was about to. So I squeezed my kegel muscles super tight… And squirted a stream that hit my knees. It left a huge puddle on my bed. Now I’ve been squirting for awhile but usually it’s just a trickle. A small amount that sort of seeps out rather than gushing or actually squirting. It also usually happens as...
Read MoreO is for Orgasm Meme
Cuz that Impy girl is cool. :) And she made this one up. 1. What’s your favourite way to have an orgasm? My absolute favorite is during PiV sex in a kind of modified missionary position with my legs up over his shoulders. It makes me squirt almost every time and leaves me stuttering when I squirt myself into oblivion 2. Do you use a sex toy? Hands? or both? Not to orgasm in my favorite way but other times, sure, both. 3. Do you have a favourite time of day or night that you like to...
Read MoreCuz you always wanted to hear about my sore lip
Normally, I’m one of those girls who really likes her marks and bruises. Welts and scabs and rainbows of purple, red, green and yellow – and the constant pressing and picking at those marks – make me feel happy. They remind me of whatever activity caused them and the lingering pain keeps me slightly aroused. That having been said… The other night Taylor face fucked me into oblivion and the inside of my upper lip is all sore and tender and cut up from my teeth. And it’s pissing...
Read MoreMorning Chatter (that makes little sense)
So y’all know I’m a housemouse, right? Being a housemouse, I have no real set bed time or wake up time. I get up every morning to wake up the Teen but he’s way old enough to shower on his own and get off to school without me having to stay awake — and so I don’t. I scamper back to bed as soon as I know he’s out of his and I generally sleep until around nine. Sometimes later. I’m not a morning person. Waking up is the hardest thing I do all...
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