I’m not a fan of waking up so being woken up before I’m ready by someone groping and grabbing just irritates me. My head spins around like the girl from The Exorcist and it’s not at all pretty.
Peanut butter, anal douching, love
Facts, thoughts, moments, opinions from the past week, in no particular order: It doesn’t matter how long you’ve lived with someone, even after almost a decade the first time they walk in on you while you’re doing an anal douche? Fucking embarrassing. You will find yourself screeching “do you MIND????” and acting like a fool.
Puddle Jumper
So the other day, Taylor and I were fuckin’ away. I was propped up on the Wedge, ass up, head down. I’d already gotten off once and could tell he was about to. So I squeezed my kegel muscles super tight… And squirted a stream that hit my knees. It left a huge puddle on
O is for Orgasm Meme
Cuz that Impy girl is cool. :) And she made this one up. 1. What’s your favourite way to have an orgasm? My absolute favorite is during PiV sex in a kind of modified missionary position with my legs up over his shoulders. It makes me squirt almost every time and leaves me stuttering when
Cuz you always wanted to hear about my sore lip
Normally, I’m one of those girls who really likes her marks and bruises. Welts and scabs and rainbows of purple, red, green and yellow – and the constant pressing and picking at those marks – make me feel happy. They remind me of whatever activity caused them and the lingering pain keeps me slightly aroused.
Morning Chatter (that makes little sense)
So y’all know I’m a housemouse, right? Being a housemouse, I have no real set bed time or wake up time. I get up every morning to wake up the Teen but he’s way old enough to shower on his own and get off to school without me having to stay awake —
Chill, man
So last night I ran Taylor a bath loaded with bubbles, handed him an erotic book and left him to soak for a bit. While he was in there, I scrambled around lighting a zillion candles (including a massage candle) in our bedroom and putting a soft red sheet over the regular bedding to protect
“You can bury a lot of troubles digging in the dirt.”
So today I dug all the weeds out of my garden — which I didn’t plant anything in last year so it had a years worth of weeds in it — and threw down some mulch and planted some seeds in those nifty little dome things in the kitchen. Shortly I will have tomatoes and
Little Su
When you first started masturbating did you hump the bed? The pillow? Did you lay on your belly, shove a hand between your legs and rub yourself against your own fingers to get off? Did you? I did. I still do sometimes. If you did… or if you want to… the Little Su is going
Nudity? Hot or not?
Bunch of stuff in my noggin’ that’s giving me a headache cuz it’s all tangled up in a crazy knot and won’t untwist… So you’ll have to forgive my rambling today. Somebody on a forum I frequent asked a question about sexuality and how it relates to nudity and if being comfortable nude and loving
Countdown
So last night I gave Taylor a bath. Nothing unusual there, since he nearly always wants me to scrub him when he bathes. After the bath, though, he started to get a little frisky; neck kissing and boobie groping and all that good stuff. When I noticed him getting a hard on I was like…
Love Balm
Love Balm. Even the name is sexy, don’t you think? I’ve been lusting after this stuff for awhile now. It’s classified as an oil based lube but, I’ll be honest with you, that wasn’t what I wanted it for. I read the description on Eden Fantasys… Whether swirled into a warm bath to soften skin,
Oh Sugar Sugar
You know how, sometimes, you see something and your eye keeps coming back to it? Like a pair of shoes or a great deal on a camera chip on Ebay. A perfect corset you can’t stop drooling over. Angelina Jolie. That’s how it was with me and the Sugar Drop. I looked at it. Looked




