Cuz you always wanted to hear about my sore lip

June 17, 2009 By In Babble, BDSM, Sex 12 Comments

lips-main_FullNormally, I’m one of those girls who really likes her marks and bruises.  Welts and scabs and rainbows of purple, red, green and yellow – and the constant pressing and picking at those marks – make me feel happy.  They remind me of whatever activity caused them and the lingering pain keeps me slightly aroused.

That having been said…

The other night Taylor face fucked me into oblivion and the inside of my upper lip is all sore and tender and cut up from my teeth.  And it’s pissing me OFF.  I’m not having even the tiniest twinge of “oh, isn’t this great making me fabulously horny and wasn’t that a terrific session.”  (And it was.  Oh gods.  It really was)  Instead of intentionally worrying it with my tongue as I normally would and reveling in the ache I’m avoiding spicy foods and praying I don’t actually make any odd facial movements that cause my inner lip to graze my teeth again.

This shit HURTS.

I’d think I was getting old and unable to handle the pain but, yanno, just a month or so ago I had a back that looked like hamburger meat and it didn’t bother me nearly as much as this does.

Stupid lip.  Stupid TMJ that doesn’t let me open my mouth wide enough to prevent fucking up my lip.

Though, I tell ya, the outside of my lips are nicely puffy and kissable looking….

Just please don’t kiss me!  Ouch!

What a waste, eh?



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12 Responses to Cuz you always wanted to hear about my sore lip

  1. Heh. This happens to me alot. But I am a lip biter and so having the inside of my lips chewed up and swollen from sucking dick actually makes ME happy. lol But then, I’m also likely to eat something loaded with salt to torture myself even more. So, I’ll trade lips with ya. :)

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  2. They actually do help to relieve pain when I’m having a bad day where I’ve clenched my jaw a lot in my sleep but they don’t seem to help the overall problem of not being able to open up and say ahhhhhh :(

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  3. It wouldn’t be so bad if it were the actual inside of my lips. That happens a lot and it feels sort of need. This is wayyyy up where that lip connector thingy is. Like… almost at my gum line. And it sucks. Damn it.

    But I’ll still trade ya lips! Mine are crooked. Lol

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  4. puffy kissable lips huh? you should be grateful – I love it when you complain which is rare because the minute you do I know the pleasure slut statement is coming if I keep reading :-)

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  5. There are massage therapists and kinesiolgists who specialize in TMJ. I don’t know if you’ve ever thought about looking into having it worked on, but it might be worth it to try to find someone. I have slight TMJ, so I can’t wear large ball gags and giving a blow job at the wrong angle for too long locks up my jaw for an hour or so. Sucks!

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  6. I HATE, HATE, HATE annoying, shitty pain like that. It just kind of sucks the life out of you- even though it’s not that huge, or bad in the scheme of things.

    I keep fucking my own jaw up with gags. I love them. 5mins in a gag and my tmj will give me hell for the next two days. But I wear one anyway. Because I’m stupid like that.

    Salt water sounds like a plan. Take care :)

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  7. Thanks to Louis Armstrong I learned that Witch Hazel with take the swelling down; it’s the only way trumpet players survived for many years…

    Having fought “supposedly hereditary” canker sores while wearing braces while playing trumpet (they were removable, but caused so much irritation between the two I always had a mouthful). Many years later, an MD told me that L-lysine as a dietary supplement would make them heal quicker and eliminate most of them. I take one a day and seldom get the sores anymore; when I do I take an extra one or two a day and they are gone within two days! It’s cheap enough at Wal-Mart that if it works, it’s sure not worth putting up with the torment you are going through!

    A drop of silver nitrate will “cauterize” them and they’ll heal almost immediately, but it is hard to get, and also dyes your skin a bit, besides being poison in larger quantities!

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  8. L-lysine WORKS–fever blisters, canker sores…etc…My g/f swears by it, lessens her cold sores outbreak by days instead of the regular two weeks she used to have to deal with. When she gets a ‘regular’ cold/stuffy nose..etc..her body freaks & she gets fever blisters as well.

    I’m not sure what it would do for a tear or a ouchie like you have, but it’s worth a shot–for sure!

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  9. Wow. You guys are helpful and awesome! I’m totally going to try the L-lysine! Thank you!

    (holy exclamation marks, batman!)

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