Sometimes, I want something for so long I hype myself all up with unrealistic expectations. I hate when that happens.
Thankfully, this time it didn’t. I’d already read a bunch of reviews on Fizz lube and knew it wasn’t going to be actually fizzy, that it was sugar free and that a lot of folks didn’t like their flavors much. I stuck with the lime – which turned out to be lemon-lime and tastes exactly like diet sprite – since it got so many decent reviews and I was, overall, pleased.
Thin, not sticky, tastes pretty good, lasts a long time, makes the mouth watery and slick – which definitely makes for nicer blowjobs — and the bottle is absolutely adorable.
Want to know more? Head over to EdenFantasys to read the whole review.
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I drink a lot of coffee, ride a motorcycle, have an 18 year old son and a decade long relationship that began in a chat room.


The Fizz Lube has always reminded me of the Fuse drinks.
Me too. I see them in the store and I think… LUBE!
This sounds interesting–I’ma gonna ask a stupid question though. Is the lid a screw top? Is the bottle squeezable or does it just pour out?
I see myself spilling it everywhere, cuz I’m coordinated and stuff. lol. I’ll follow the link…duh. I just read that part.
Coffee…I need more.