I have discovered that using a rather smallish butt plug does absolutely nothing to prepare me for Taylor’s dick.
Here I thought I was being all smart, using my new Bootie most of the day, knowing he’d want to have crazy butt sex since the kid was gone and we could have all sorts of sex all over the house…
Here I figured I’d be all “prepared”.
Hmmph.
The Bootie, while the best plug I’ve found yet and I’ll be reviewing it soon, is no match for Taylor’s pecker.
My ass hurts.
It’s probably a good thing he doesn’t fuck my ears.
Wait. What?
On a more sane note…
I’m buying a new camera today. My old one is shot. Kaput. Dead. It got ear fucked too many times to have survived. Every picture is blurry and grainy and hazy and I think the lens is fuckered up so… yeah. Time for a new one. Lookin’ like it’ll be a Nikon Coolpix thingy with manual options but I may change my mind.
Anyhow…
Time to go marinate steaks.
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I really like the Nikon Coolpix line and had a lovely one for 5 years before it died. I’ve moved onto a Canon now and like it just as well. Only reason I went with a Canon was cuz I got a great deal on it at the time. Both brands take great shots regardless of using Auto mode or using various manual modes. It just takes awhile to figure out what the hell everything is! lol
The only digital camera I’ve had experience with that I have NOT liked it Sony. I just feel my images have much more digital noise with that brand. Things may have changed in the 4 or 5 years since I’ve used one, but seems like you’ve already decided on Nikon anyway. Always a good choice, for film or digital. :)
Not that you asked. lol
P.S. I’d like my steak done medium-rare please. :D
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Mmmm. Taylor grilled fabulous steaks and they were exactly medium rare. nomnomnom
I ended up ordering a Nikon Coolpix 8.1 MP P60.
I know it’s not the highest megapixels available these days but the reviews are good and it was under a hundred buck, with shipping. I wanted something with some manual settings rather than just straight point and shoot/fully automated and this was the best bang for the buck so…
Hopefully it’ll be good. I’m glad you’ve liked yours. That makes me feel better. *nodsnodsnods*
Ear sex huh? *phew* makes my warped conversations about vegetable sex and custom restaurants and nose sex look quite sane. Or not hehe …x
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