Hello, Mr. Cheeky
Ahhh, Chester.
This review of Chester is another I’ve been sitting on for months, not quite able to write it. This time, it’s because I’m having a hard time giving him a fair shake, a hard time not comparing him to his buddy Benjamin. Bond, that is.
And so, I find I must put thoughts of Benjy out of my mind, must pretend he doesn’t exist and focus solely upon Chester - which is difficult for two reasons. Ben is my best and Chester doesn’t quite measure up.
This review is not about Mr. Bond, however. No, no, it is not. It is about Chester. And so, here we go…
Chester is part of the Fun Factory Sinnflut line. He’s whimsical, a grinning, cheeky ghost with his arms crossed behind his back and a very pleased with himself look upon his face. He’s cute as only Fun Factory can pull off. His body is the softest silicone, matte yet without too much drag. He is squishy in the head yet firm enough to give plenty of pressure to either g-spot or clitoris.
Mr. Cheeky is also rechargeable. He sits in his little base, which plugs into the wall, and is always charged and ready to go when you are. You can’t overcharge him but Fun Factory does recommend discharging him every few months to maintain a good battery life.
Chester is controlled via an on/off button on his bottom as well as a joystick. Press up to raise intensity, down to lower. Once you get to the highest intensity, another press to the joystick starts vibrational patterns, of which there are three.
The best thing about Chester (and, sorry to bring him up, Benjamin too) is the deep, low frequency, strong vibrations. They travel thru the dense silicone very well and are exquisitely rumble-y. The shape of his head makes for great g-spot stimulation, especially since he’s slightly bendy at the head and his noggin’ is bulbous. This also makes for really great clitoral stimulation. You can press his head against you, use his peaked tip for pinpoint stim or even rub his nose against your bits.
Inserted, his face and arms provide some texture and interesting thrusting but are not painfully nubbed or anything.
I like Chester. He’s strong and super quiet with just the sort of silicone and vibrations I like best. He’s easy to keep clean since he’s completely waterproof, can even be taken in the tub. He’s got an easy to manage 5.5″ insertable length and a nice, girthy but not too girthy, 1.5″ diameter.
He’s an excellent sex toy. A superb vibrator. And yet…
He’s not Benjy.
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