So yesterday, Taylor was trying out his new “Turbo Stroker” and it was sort of lame. I was asking him how it felt and if he thought he’d ever be able to get off with it — cuz, yanno, I have to review the thing — and he was doing a lot of shrugging and not very much happy, I’m about to orgasm motions, noises or expressions.
So I was all… you could, like, give it up and just stick it in my ass instead.
I never saw anyone shut off a toy so fast.
Yay! My ass is better than a Turbo Stroker.
It also nearly swallowed a butt plug yesterday.
Er…
That is all.
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I just about died laughing. For a second there, I misunderstood and thought you told him to stick the Turbo Stroker up your ass. And my brain divided by zero and had to reboot, lol.
But butts almost swallowing plugs is scary.
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I kinda thought the same thing, I was wondering why on earth anyone would ask for a stroker up their butt, but hey to each her own. I get it now though…haha.
I love love love your blog, and even have J addicted (for reviewing purposes of course…he claims). By the way, I wouldn’t be too keen on my rear trying to keep the plug either, can’t say similar things haven’t happened to me though :)
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Ha! I about choked when I read that too! I was like, wow, that was brave, telling him to stick it up his ass… (~snort~)
Jade
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It’s probably horribly mean that I’m laughing about your plug-eating ass, huh?
And I, too, originally thought you were suggesting he stick the Turbo up your ass. I were confuzzed.
Heh. It does sound that way, doesn’t it?
Thank god that’s not how he heard it. That thing is fucking HUGE. It would still be rammed up my ass. :0