Janine’s Pirate’s Cove Vibrator

When the guys over at Adam & Eve sent me the Janine’s Pirate’s Cove Vibrator to review I was a little uncertain.  It’s kind of not my style, you know?

Don’t get me wrong, it’s cute as can be; a cream colored traditional plastic vibe with all sorts of Pirate-y goodness “tattooed” along the shaft.  It has skulls and crossbones and carp and nautical stars and flowers and cute pirate wenches.  It has a black base/battery cap with topaz colored “jewels” running along its rim.  It may or may not seem a bit over the top in appearance to you.  Everyone has their own style, right?  Right.

The fact of the matter is, though, that once you try this baby, you won’t much give a rat’s patootie what it looks like.  Know why?  Because once you unscrew the cap and realize it takes two C batteries, you know it’s going to be strong as hell.

And it is.

The JPCV is operated, unlike old traditional vibes that have a dial control, by a push button in the base.  A single press for low, two for medium, three for high, four for pattern one, five for pattern two, six for off.  And, yes, unlike most traditional plastic vibes, it has patterns.

Low speed is quite strong.  I was floored, really, when I turned it on and felt a strong, deep, but slow rumble in my hand.  And I do mean rumble.  This vibe has some wickedly low frequency vibrations that feel throbby and amazing.  Medium is a bit faster than low but not a huge difference.  Still throbby, still intense.  High is actually too strong for me.  It’s like I have a mini pirate jackhammer in my hand, or against my clit, or in my vagina.  It’s crazily intense.  The patterns are fairly basic; a pulsing and a rollercoastering.  Like the steady vibrations, though, they’re deep, like they’re coming from way within the toy rather than buzzing along the surface.

I cannot tell you how much I do not care what this vibrator looks like.  By the time I’m done I can’t see straight anyhow.

The JPCV is 6.5″ long with a moderate girth of around 1.5″ at it’s widest point.  It does taper a bit from tip up the shaft, slowly, gradually.  It feels good in just about any application you can think of, from clitoral stim to internal but I wouldn’t recommend using it anally as it has no flared base.

Clean with soap and water.  It is splash proof and has a seal around the battery compartment but is not waterproof so don’t use it in the tub or shower.  Any lube is fine.

Again, HUGE thanks to Adam & Eve for letting me try this sex toy out.  It may not be quite my thing in looks but, hot damn, it’s a power house in use!