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Jenna Jameson! In my bed!

Posted by on Feb 8, 2009 in BDSM, Reviews | 6 comments

Jenna Jameson! In my bed!

Recently, Taylor and I got to review the Jenna Jameson extreme doll for Eden Fantasys.  Remember the teaser photos I posted last week?  That was it.  The review won’t be live right away but I’ll be sure to post it when it is. (Edit – it’s up now.  Extremely Uncomfortable) The main reason I’m mentioning it here on my blog is because, when we were informed we were being sent the doll, I had a hell of a time finding any site that showed what it actually LOOKS like.  So.  I took pics. :)

Reviewing a blow up doll was sort of weird.  It turned out to be uncomfortable; hard to get good positioning and the really nice realistic pussy/ass sleeve kept slipping into the doll and preventing Taylor from actually getting any good penetration. And the mouth?  Forget about it.  She’s smiling, for gods sakes.  Not even the nice “O” blowjob mouth you’d expect.  You’re confronted with teeth.  And it’s tiny.  No way Taylor was getting his pecker in there. Ya want to see the pics?  I’m going to put them behind a cut so they don’t take up my whole front page. Nice teeth, eh? The teeth and mouth opening size were seriously a problem.  I couldn’t even get my fingers in there! Much less Taylor’s dick. And the pussy/ass didn’t fit in it’s hole very well.  It sort of…  hung out…  and shoved right into the doll when Taylor tried to thrust. At least the hole on the pussy/ass masturbator sleeve was big enough.  It all looks small but, unlike the hard latex covered head, the UR3 (fleshlike material) is stretchy and soft and realistic.  We eventually just took it out and he used it to rub one off.

The titties had UR3 nipples, too.  And the hands and feet?  They were hard latex.  I got bopped in the head with one and it HURT!

So.  That’s our blow up doll.  Taylor just doesn’t get it.  He says he’d never use one under normal circumstances (meaning if we weren’t reviewing it) but me?  I can actually see why guys would use them.  Maybe not this one since it ended up being such a pain in the ass but I totally get the concept and desire. We definitely had a LOT of fun trying this thing out, even if it didn’t work well.  I laughed so very hard.  And Taylor kept looking at me all crazy cuz I’d…  um…  talk for her.  And put I put her in one of my bra and panty sets.   LOL. It was an experience, that’s for sure. We’re determined to strap her onto the back of the motorcycle this summer – dressed, of course – and cart her to parties!

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  1. Sinn

    $200+ for that?!?! OK. Really.

    As a side-note — Have I ever mentioned that I have this fantasy about being turned into a blowup doll?

  2. Carrie Ann

    Ayup. And right now she’s slowly deflating in my closet, dressed in one of my summer dresses. Scares the shit out of me every time I open the door. Lol

    And Sinn? You have the coolest fantasies!

  3. Sinn

    LOL
    seriously I’m lol’ing.

  4. Coyote's Kitten

    Okay I know this is an older post, but I was skimming through your archives, and I have to say this. I can’t help myself, so here it is..

    It seriously looks like they took one of those Barbie head’s where you can do their hair and make-up, and stuck it on a blow up doll. That. Is. Creepy.

    And so in the one pic it looks like the Barbie make-up and hair head thingy is trying to bite Taylor’s cock off. :-| I’m gonna have nightmares now.

  5. CarrieAnn

    Hahahahahahahahahaaaa! Omg. That was funny. Don’t DO that. I had a coughing fit! Lololol

  6. Coyote's Kitten

    I’m sorry I gave you a coughing fit! :-(

    Seriously though… that thing looks evil. It is Barbie’s perveted whorish sister. (Um… or a twin. Cause ya know, Barbie is already kinda whorish.)

    Although this summer if I see a bike with a blow up doll Barbie on the back, I’ll be sure to say hi to you two. :-D

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