Mistress

So, first of all, the Mistress I got looks nothing like the washed out green shown on the Babeland site.  It does say color may vary so some of them may be that lighter green but mine, as you can see, is a gorgeous peacock teal.

This alone makes me love it.

But it is more than just a pretty faux dick.  It’s a ridiculously usable one, as well.

Strap on sex?  No problems. This baby sits beautifully and comfortably in a harness.

Vaginal sex?  Oh yeah.  It has a deliciously defined yet squishy head and a really nice curve to its smooth, sleek shaft.

Anal sex?  Hell yes.  The Mistress is flared at the base for safety, slender enough for comfort, and not so long you feel you’re being impaled by a broomstick.

The only con I have really found with this dildo is that it is quite soft and flexible, easy to bend, not firm, so it’s difficult to get pressure on the g-spot, despite it’s lovely curve.  But g-spotting isn’t the only reason for vaginal penetration so I can’t even really complain about that, since it’s softness and flexibility allow me to bend and shape it to my own natural internal curves without discomfort and it’s quite nice for squeezing around.

Plus?  It has a hole in the base and an included silver bullet vibrator – with an attached string for easier removal from the toy! — that turns the whole dildo into a moderately vibrating wonder.  It’s not going to be so strong you can use it as a clit stimulator (though you can use the bullet alone for that) but it rumbles nicely inside the vagina or anus, the dense silicone turning the normally buzzy vibes of the bullet into something much deeper and, to me, nicer.

Without the bullet inserted the base of the shaft is hollow and may be too soft for some but inserting the bullet firms it up quite a bit.  It is a push button bullet, however, which means that using the bullet in the dildo in a harness is going to have you pressing the button against your pelvis, turning it off and on again often.  A corded mini bullet fixes this issue but leaves you with cords so…

It may be best to use it as a non vibrating dildo in a harness.

Overall, I really like the Mistress.  It’s more slender than most sex toys I use, measuring in at 6″ long and 1.25″ in diameter but it’s smooth, glossy silicone and squishability make up for the lack of girth.  An excellent all around use dildo, great for beginners and advanced users alike.

Do use care with silicone based lubes; do a patch test or stick to water or oil based.  Clean up with soap and water or, to sanitize, use a mild bleach solution, boil for a few minutes or pop it in the dishwasher, no soap, top shelf.

Major thanks to Babeland for letting me try this one out in exchange for an honest review.  It’s been on my wishlist a good, long while!