Yanno what I hate?  I mean really fucking HATE?

When people try to tell me I’m saying something I’m not.  When they refuse to hear what I’ve actually said and, instead, decide what they think I said and then try to tell me they’re right and I’m wrong.

Dude.  Shut the fuck up. *I’m* the one who said it.  I think I know what I said and what I mean.

If I say that you can be a safer driver by taking a defensive driving class, I probably mean you can be a safer driver by taking a defensive driving class, not that it was your fault some asshole rear ended you fourteen years ago, causing you untold amounts of trauma.  If you choose to take it any other way, if you choose to HEAR “you’re an unsafe driver and it’s your own fault some asshole rear ended you” that is not my fucking problem.  If you choose to hear “anyone who gets in an accident is probably dumb and can’t drive” it’s your fucking problem, not mine – cuz that’s not what I said, not what I meant.

And if you go around telling OTHER people I said something I didn’t?  You’re a fucking cow.  Feel free to repeat that one.