The cold/flu thingy? It totally caught me. I’m in it’s grips. My nose could run a marathon and win. My throat is a big ball of hurt.
*sob*
Still, I am cleaning and writing reviews, even if I am doing it juiced on Theraflu and VapoRub and wearing a flannel shirt four sizes too big for me.
I did, on a happy note, haul on the mail delivery today. Eden Fantasys has a special coupon code for their reviewers to get thirty percent off an entire order, plus I had affiliate money sitting in my account, plus some stuff got sent out to review, plus I got some swap items.
So in the mail today? I got:
- Kama Sutra mint tree shower gel
- Wet shave cream for him and her
- Intimate Organics – body souffle
- - body wash
- - massage oil, all in cocoa bean/goji berry scent
- I rub my duckie gold christmas duck
- Jimmyjane Afterglow candle in dark currant
- Aloe Cadabra tahitian vanilla lube
- Couture Collection Utopia
- Couture Collection Rhythm
Plus! During the week I got:
- Infrared massager
- Good Clean Love massage oil gift set
- System Jo Lemon – body wash
- - bath oil
- – aroma spray
- Sex Tarts Lemonade lube
- Xtreme pack
- Allegro glass vibe
- Babeland massage candle
- Pink lube
AND! Monday I shall get:
- Ohmibod Freestyle vibe
- Bcurious
- Sensual Massage oil
See? Total haul. Most of it purchased but when it’s affiliate money, it still feels free. Happy St. Nick to me? heh.
Notice all the body products? That’s cuz of my broken pussy. All the fun stuff has to wait until I’ve been cleared for sex, which is likely to be some time around Christmas or New Years. :( boo.
Not much else going on. It’s not a lazy Saturday, but I’m not full of that much energy, either. Going to finish up the laundry, get the bed made and probably flop in it with more Theraflu in one hand, coffee in the other, laptop at hand, a movie on the t.v.
Oh! That reminds me. Peppermint Mocha Coffeemate mixed with Italian Sweet Cream Coffeemate? HEAVEN. In coffee, of course.
Hope y’all are enjoying your weekends and the cold/flu bugs are staying away!
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3 comments to “My Mailman Loves Me/I Feel Like Shit”
I’m going to come mug your mailman :-)
Sorry you’re sick–that totally sucks. :-( What a haul though! When you get feeling better, you are gonna have the most-massaged, bestest-smelling, softest-skinned body EVER. Almost good enough to make up for no sex, right? Okay, not, but still. Enjoy!
Oh, and I’m lovin’ on the eggnog flavored creamer–yumm!
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i hope you feel better soon! A shitty cold *on top of* a broken pussy sucks! I’ve been there with the same cervical issues years ago and it certainly takes a toll on you in many ways. Chin up and best wishes for a “new” pussy for Christmas.