I’ve had the Njoy Eleven for over a month – probably closer to two –  and I’m completely and totally past due on this review and yet, for some reason, I’m really struggling with writing it.

How do you describe something as amazing as this sex toy?  How do you find the words to describe something when that something robs you of words and turns you into a stuttering fool?  How do you describe the most phenomenal metal dildo ever created?

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Let’s start with the basics.  The Eleven is huge.  Enormous. Very, very large!  As its name infers, it’s eleven inches of solid, heavy stainless steel.  It has curves to die for and a mirror shiny finish that makes it sleek and smooth and nearly frictionless, other than the ridges on one side, when used.  If it weren’t for its size, you would barely need lube, it’s so smooth.

And yet, because of its size, its enormity, lube is pretty much a must.  Any lube is fine, of course, since it’s metal, so pick your favorite, just make sure you use some.  Because, you see, it’s not just eleven inches in length but is a full 2 inches in diameter at the large side, and only slightly less girthy 1.75 inches at the smaller. Because the material is so firm and ungiving, the girth feels much more substantial than it would with, say, a silicone dildo of the same diameter.  There is no give, no squish, so it’s definitely advisable to use as much lube as you need and to work up to this baby.  Pulling it out of the drawer and going right to the big end is going to be difficult and possibly painful for all but the most devoted size queens.

This is not an every day dildo, for sure.  It’s a treat, something to be worked up to, that will be utterly worth the effort once you do.

To put the size into perspective, the Pure Wand, featured in the images here, is considered a fairly large metal dildo with its 1.5 inch diameter large side, which looks quite small next to the Eleven. The Phallix Threaded Steel Wand is absolutely miniature in comparison, with its 1 inch ball.

And yet, the Eleven, for all its immense size and weight (it weighs in at 2.75 pounds, 3.5 pounds with its packaging as a shipping weight) is amazingly easy and intuitive to use.  Once you manage to insert it the weight and shape make thrusting relatively easy – in fact, it’s more of a rocking motion than a traditional thrusting and you need very minimal movements to get it going at a rapid pace.  The curves and bulbous yet blunt heads ensure that you really can’t miss your g-spot and can apply all the pressure you may need when rubbing and thrusting against it.

I want to write poetry about the Eleven.  I want to write epic odes to its mighty perfection.  Fucking hell, the thing even comes with its  own purse – a lovely black leather clutch with a hot pink lining.  And yet I am still at a loss for words.

All I can really say is the Eleven is fabulous.  It seems to have been designed to damned near guarantee ejaculation and I find myself wishing I had a Throe every time I use it.  No matter which side I use – the smooth, large, filling 2″ side or the ridged, slightly smaller 1.75″ side – I find I squirt myself into a stupor.  This is the one toy I can use without additional clitoral stimulation and still get myself off easily and rapidly, without missing the extra stimulation.  The large side is so filling and yet still so easy to rock and thrust, so smooth, so frictionless it’s a dream to use.  The smaller side, with its ridges, is no less accurate at hitting my g-spot and giving me heavenly orgasms, but the addition of the three ridges along it’s shaft are freaking amazing.  They stimulate the vaginal opening and those first few nerve laden inches of the vagina like…  whoa.  And yet, at the same time, they’re not so intense that you feel like you’re penetrating yourself with something lumpy, bumpy and over intense.

And if vibrations are a must for you?  Holding a vibrating toy against the Eleven’s shaft will create the most amazing and unique sensation EVER.

There are a lot of options when it comes to metal sex toys.  From steel to aluminum, metal is fantastic for temperature play, for a firm g-spot (or p-spot) massage.  It’s sterilizable by either boiling or bleaching – or washable with simple soap and warm water.  It’s weighty and substantial and made to last a lifetime.  But of all the choices, if you like girth, if you’re the type who revels in g-spot stimulation, the Eleven is perfection.

It’s spendy.  It’s not an easy purchase to make.  Looking at the price will make you gulp and squirm uncomfortably.  But, once it’s in your hands, once you’ve put it to use, you will not regret it.  Those who own an Eleven speak almost religiously of its power to produce incredible orgasms.

It is, in as few words as possible, worth it.

Worth it.

$309.99Eleven Dildo by Njoy Material: Stainless steel Safety: Buy from EdenFantasys