Peanut butter, anal douching, love

Facts, thoughts, moments, opinions from the past week,  in no particular order:

• It doesn’t matter how long you’ve lived with someone, even after almost a decade the first time they walk in on you while you’re doing an anal douche?  Fucking embarrassing.  You will find yourself screeching “do you MIND????” and acting like a fool.
• Working for a sex toy company has it’s good and bad points. Among the bad? People bitching if you do too many to reviews because it must be unfair, even if you bought them.  Then falling behind on reviews cuz you’re too afraid to do too many.  Among the good?  Working in my jammies, four giant steps from my coffee pot and having the money to pay rent, go on vacations and occasionally buy more toys.
• Running out of bottled water should not be a tragedy but somehow it is.
• The Njoy Eleven?  Oh. My. God.
• Huge, dumb rottweilers, rainy days, muddy yards and white tank tops do not go well together.  Hello, muddy paw print on my boob.
• White cupcakes with pink frosting make me happy
• I miss my pink hair
• Sea Salt and Vinegar Kettle Chips rock.  Right up until my mouth gets raw from eating them and I still can’t stop. Then?  I realize they’re an addiction and I must get help
• My brother is home — on lots of meds, still not great, but over the worst of it and home. Pray?
• That Teen is rockin’ a solid B average in school. Pretty fucking good for a kid who nearly failed everything last year.
• $25 is NOT too much to pay for a tub of bath salts
• $6 IS too much to pay for a bath bomb that leaves leaves stuck in your drain that you have to clean out after they’re slimy and gross
• Black coffee on a Friday night is good
• Red wine would be better
• When you give a guy who doesn’t normally take sleeping pills a sleeping pills and he sexes you up for two hours and then doesn’t remember it the next morning?  It’s okay. The sex itself is way better than him remembering it.   Trust me.
• ID sensation warming lube could be an energy drink, if not for the menthol in it.  For real. It has guarana, taurine, caffeine and freakin’ niacin in it.
• It also actually warms a bit.
• Taylor made himself peanut butter sammiches the other day. This is noteworthy because he’s made his own food like…  9 times in 8 years
• My laptop is too big to really use comfortably in bed or anywhere that allows it to really be portable. I need a smaller one.
• There’s a play party tonight and we’re not going
• There are only four episodes of Lost left, I think, and I’m unbearably sad over it
• Getting done with work at three in the afternoon on a Friday is a good thing.  It makes the weekend seem so much longer…
• I have 36 reviews in my queue. If you don’t like reviews, avoid the blog this weekend.
• I have 36 inches of dust in my house.  If you don’t like dust, don’t come over, cuz I’m not cleaning
• I do not know who I would be if I had grown up without the family I have. I suppose no one does, but it’s striking me as a profound thought lately.
• How does shake and bake stuff make chicken taste so good?
• Drunken suburban soccer moms reviewing sex toys on video?  Is vomit inducing.  How can some of you take ad money from that horribly sex negative, nasty site?  Ugh.
• I love Taylor more now than I did before. Every day. Even when I want to stab him.