Rock Chick

I’ve had mad curiosity about the Rock Chick for a long time but could never bring myself to buy it; it’s simply got too many mixed reviews.  When I got the chance to try it for nothing?  I took it.

The Rock Chick is a silicone sex toy, meant to give both g-spot and clitoral stimulation at the same time, hands free if you’re lucky.  It’s U shaped, with ridges notched out of the clitoral area as well as a hole to place a bullet (included) vibrator so that the clitoral area buzzes nicely and a lightly hooked g-spot area.  Basically, you insert the g-spot part of the shaft and the rest cradles your vulva and clit due to it’s shape.

For some people, this works really well.  For others, not so much.  It’s really all very dependent upon your anatomy; where your clit is positioned, how deep your clit is, where you like your stimulation, how deep inside your vagina your g-spot is, etc.  For some folks, it just doesn’t line up properly at all.

For me?  Whoa Nelly!  It lined up exactly right.

Using a bit of water based lube (silicone isn’t recommended without doing a patch test) I inserted the shaft of the Rock Chick and instantly felt that “need to pee” sensation that lets me know I’ve honed in on my g-spot.  No build up, no rubbing, no thrusting, no rocking, just…  instant.  The rest of the toy did, indeed, wrap around and perfectly hit my clit, the ridges rubbing just right.

Rocking my hips, rocking the toy lightly, rolling over and humping the bed, any sort of movement made the internal end do amazing things to my g-spot.  Amazing.  I had orgasm after orgasm with this thing, all with very little effort other than the natural squirming, thrusting motions the body makes when fucking.  My body knew exactly how to use this toy.

It sounds perfect, right?

It is not.  See, I’m a greedy whore.  I wanted a blended, g-spot AND clitoral orgasm out of this thing and no matter how I worked and squirmed and thrusted and rubbed, I could not make the clitoral part be quite enough.  The vibrations were moderate and low pitched thanks to the thickness of the silicone.  The bullet itself is quite buzzy but the silicone dampened that well.  It just wasn’t quite strong enough and I couldn’t quite get the pressure or surface area I needed out of the ridged part of the toy.  It was SO frustrating!

Despite that,I do really like the toy and use it often.  The g-spot orgasms are amazing — though I do, admittedly, often get insanely frustrated wanting the clitoral, too, and end up tugging the top of the toy away from my body so that I can slide something else in close to my clit, usually a corded, larger bullet or the Little Chroma.  It would be the perfect toy if I didn’t have to do this but, alas, perfection is rarely found and good…  is…  well…  good!  It’s hard to complain about astounding orgasms, even if you’re greedy.

The Rock Chick, as mentioned, is silicone so you can wash it easily in hot water with some soap. Boil (after removing the vibe) for a few minutes, use a mild bleach solution or dishwash for sanitization.  Do use a bit of water based lube or cornstarch when inserting the bullet for ease of removal.

The Rock Chick is a nice size for just about anyone at 1.25″ in diameter with an insertable length of 4″.  The bullet is push button style, runs on included watch batteries and lasts a few uses before you need to replace the batteries.  I did not find the push button to get in the way no matter how I used the Rock Chick.

Eden Fantasys stocks this for $65.99 — you can use the code 6GR at check out to get 15% off — and I think it’s worth it.  It may not be perfect, may not give me those blended orgasms I crave, but it’s a g-spot machine, for sure!

Rock-chick massager kit G-spot and clitoral vibrator by Rocks Off Limited Material: Silicone Safety: $65.99 Buy from EdenFantasys
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