I recently won a contest over at CatalinaLoves by guessing who the naked person in some naked pictures was. (See? It pays to troll FetLife for hot pics to drool over. You can win stuff by knowing just whose breasts you’re looking at!) For my prize I got a really cute spanking DVD called Posterior Carnage – Wicked women lured into sleazy hotel rooms and… spanked piteously!
We got it yesterday in the mail and by last night had watched the whole thing. It’s cute. Not hardcore or very “lifestyle” but full of hot chicks acting like brats and being tossed over some laps and spanked ’til their bums are flaming hot. We enjoyed it. :)
Mad thanks to CatalinaLoves for the great prize!
The funny part isn’t the DVD, per se, but the fact that I, um… decided to imitate some of the corny dialogue as Taylor was walloping my ass this morning.
Here we are, in the bed, all freshly done having fabulous morning nookie (odd how I’m liking that more and more lately) and Taylor decides to give me a wee hand spanking. He’s beating out a tattoo on my hinder and there I am, screeching out things like “Stop that! Let me go! You can’t DO this to me! You son of a bitch! I’ll call my attorney! You’ll go to JAIL! You can’t DO this to me!” in a very overly dramatic and scripted way.
Needless to say he stopped smacking my ass but not because he was afraid of going to jail. :P It was mostly cuz it just stopped being sadistic fun for him when I collapsed into giggles, utterly amused by my own antics and no longer paying any attention to the swatting.
Thank gods he has a sense of humor, eh? (Well, and that he wasn’t being serious, himself, cuz I’m pretty sure I’d have stopped giggling right quick if he had been.)
I love waking up to fun and funny-ness. It really just makes my day. And reminds me exactly why I love Taylor so damned much.
It’s not the big weiner, long blond hair and talent with a flogger. It’s the fact that he makes me laugh. And lets me laugh at myself. And laughs along with me when I act like a crazy lady. :)
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That would be hilarious. Serve Taylor with fake papers from some “attorney”. *giggles*