Scattered thoughts. Sort of.

Let’s do bullets, shall we?

• This is my new coffee cup.  No, it’s not a paper cup.  It just looks like one.  It is a porcelain cup with a silicone cover.  So I can feel like I ran down the road for a coffee but I really didn’t.  Or I can take it down the road and have them fill it and not waste paper.  Or…  you know…  whatever.  I thought it was the cutest thing I’d ever seen (other than Bug) so I had to buy it.I have
• This week felt like an entire week full of Mondays.  Yes, it was that icky.  I can’t explain why, it just was.  I am very, very glad it’s Friday.  I am praying for a good weekend.  Something, anything, to get my head back on straight again.
• We had oodles of shower sex this week.  It was the best part of the week.
• I’ve noticed our sex life goes in patterns.  See the above bullet.  Now we likely won’t have shower sex again for four months.
• I have twenty toys in my review queue.  I am seriously behind.  Luckily, many are things I’ve purchased and don’t “have” to review so no one can yell at me.
• Next weekend is our monthly play party and I am strangely ambivalent about going.  More than that I’m feeling utterly blah about it.
• Febreeze has come out with a Cranberries and Frost scent for the winter holidays.  I?  I am in love.

• This is the cock ring we got for Taylor the other day.  We don’t really use cock rings but I was asked if I could please do it so I said yes.  It’s nice.  It’s metal.  It’s shiny.  It’s way too fucking small.  Do you know you’re supposed to fit cock and balls in a cock ring?  Yes?  This one doesn’t even fit cock.  Damn it.  I feel bad.  It’s a huge waste for us.
• It’s nearly bed time and I am drinking cappuccino.  Why do I do this?
• It’s nearly bed time and I was drinking cappuccino.  It’s gone now.
• I’m addicted to Aquafina Hydrating Lip Oil
• We’re getting a shock collar for the Moose (the big dog) because he keeps terrorizing the smaller ones, trying to pull them down the stairs.  He’s going to hurt one of them, even if unintentionally and he will NOT listen.
• I’m half afraid Taylor will use said shock collar on me.
• I’m half afraid it might be fun.
• Remember when I went to NY and Philly last month for the Art Show?  There is video of April Flores from the show here.  Tell me she isn’t the cutest fucking thing ever????

I think that is all.  Exciting, no?

p.s. If you see a blonde woman trying to steal my puppy, please put the shock collar on her.  She is mean.  And she has her own dog!  That is all.