So Lovely, So Discreet

So it looks just like a tissue box, right?  That’s cuz it is a tissue box, albeit a tissue box with a secret.  It’s a Toi Tissue Bocks!

Which means it’s made to discreetly store your naughty stuff whilst looking exactly like a normal piece of decorative fluff.  It even actually holds tissues!  Not a lot of tissues, just a layer about an inch thick or so, but it holds tissues and you can grab one to wipe your nose just like with any tissue box.

The Toi Tissue Box is made of wood; a gorgeous, deep, warm cherry wood.  The inside is lined with red velvety material.  It’s rectangular and measures 9x5x4.  The top has a slit for the tissues to peek thru, the side a flush drawer that you can barely see.  In fact, it’s so flush you need to dip a finger under the box and into a little grove to slide it open.

See?  Super discreet!  The drawer doesn’t lock but anyone just looking at the box will likely not even realize it’s there — making it a perfect place to keep some condoms, lube, a few small toys, your keys, a watch, nipple clamps, hand cuff keys, a few dollars you don’t want anyone to see laying around…

You get the picture.

The drawer itself slides out and you can see, inside the chamber of the box, a small shelf.  This is where you put your inch or so of tissues, threading one thru the slit in the top of the box.  Below the shelf the drawer slides in to a spot about 1.5 inches high.  The drawer, having slightly thick sides, is about four inches across and eight inches long.  So you obviously can’t put large toys in here but it’s absolutely ideal for condoms, a bullet vibe, some lube…

It does what it’s intended to do perfectly; stores small items you don’t necessarily want to leave laying out in a discreet and tasteful manner.

I managed to get the Bent Graduate, a bullet, a slim metal dildo and some massage balm in there and it’s perfect.  Just a few little things I may reach for when in bed, close at hand but neatly tucked away.

The Toi Tissue Bocks comes with little feet things you can apply to the bottom, making it so it won’t slide or scratch the surface you put it oh.  It also comes with little sticky things you place inside the drawer to keep it from sliding out so fast.

The drawer, once these are applied, slides smoothly but slowly.  It’s red velvet lining is impeccable, with no seams or rough areas.

Clean the box as you would any piece of wood; Pledge, lemon oil, a Swiffer duster, whatevs.  Just use care storing lube inside, making sure it’s sealed well or is in sample packets, since lubes and oils don’t clean well off velvet.

A HUGE thank you to the folks at Toi Bocks for giving me an insane discount on this product.  I love them, madly, from the bottom of my heart.  You can get your own at Eden Fantasys — which is where I also got the Original Toi Bocks, which I’ll be reviewing next!

Take a peek at the video for more detail.

$69.99ToiTissue Storage container by ToiBocks Material: Wood Safety: Buy from EdenFantasys