Stroke 29

So, Stroke 29.  Made by Empowered Products, the same folks who make Pink and Gun Oil, Stroke 29 is made especially for male masturbation.  Jerking off.  Hand jobs.

It’s a creamy, oil based lube with the consistency of cold cream.  Mine came in a squat blue plastic jar but it now seems to come in a tube.  I think I like the jar better, given it’s thick consistency.

Empowered products claims Stroke 29 lasts longer than you do — and that it’s consistency turns perfect at around the 29th stroke, hence the name.  I’m not sure if it’s exactly the 29th stroke but this lube definitely improves as you use it.

It starts out thick and sort of…  creamy.  Like you borrowed Mom’s Jergens to jerk with.  But as you use it, it sort of transforms into a slick, warm, non greasy, clear lube that lasts and lasts and lasts and lasts.  In fact, we’ve found it lasts thru the initial stroking and carries over to having anal sex really well.  I wouldn’t recommend it for vaginal sex, as it’s oil based, but to start out the fun and move on to anal, it’s nearly perfect.

Oddly, given it’s oil base, it really isn’t greasy and tends to sink in eventually like a good, thick lotion.  Sort of like a foot cream or the earlier mentioned cold cream.

It’s definitely the best lube I’ve used for stroking, with a glide that goes on and on yet you never feel like your hand is all gloopy and messy.

Stroke 29 contains almond oil, coconut oil, vitamin E and aloe, is fragrance free but not safe for condoms.  It also contains parabens so if you don’t like to use products with those, this isn’t for you.  But if you don’t mind and want a great cream for stroking your guy — or for those times he chooses to stroke himself — when you’re not going to follow the stroking with vaginal sex or sextoy use, Stroke 29 is the lube to choose.

Watch where you get your mouth, though.  I’ve found it leaves my tongue feeling sort of coated, though it doesn’t taste horrible.

Get your Stroke 29, as well as a host of other lubes, at Babeland.com.