Lazy Bones
I am having the laziest damned day today. All the cleaning yesterday (as well as the benadryl to combat the allergy symptoms after cleaning up all the shedding dog hair) has me sort of worn out and blah today. So does knowing I’ll have to do it all again tomorrow. (This time of year bites when you have dogs. Shed, clean, shed, clean, shed, clean. Dust and hair fucking everywhere) Like y’all care, eh? :P I could talk about the ass fuck I got last night – and how awesome it...
Read MoreAsk and ye shall receive!
It’s question month, as y’all probably know and I actually got some questions this year! Yay me! Florida Dom had a few. He asked: –How painful is the cutting on your back and do you get comments about it when you go to the beach? The cutting itself is done with a scalpel and it’s really not all that painful. I wince and hiss a little bit but compared to most things we do it’s a breeze. Relaxing, actually. I get in a really nice headspace if I can lay down...
Read MoreThe Magic of Glass (Review)
I was going to wait to do this review. I really was. I mean, the toy just came in the mail on Friday. But then Taylor got ahold of it today and it was just too magically delicious to not share immediately. I’ve been lusting after glass dildos for more than a year; drooling over them online and enviously reading other reviews. I wanted this baby so badly I stubbed my toe and almost fell, ass over tea kettle, sprinting down the steps and to the mailbox when I heard the mailman. It...
Read MoreDork
So I added this “follow my blog” thingy on my sidebar and I have no followers (except myself cuz I had to test it, yanno) and I feel like a dork. Someone follow me, k? Thanks. Or don’t. Dorkdom isn’t really all that bad. ************ I got hardly any sleep last night. I have some weird sinus thing going on that has me sneezing a hundred times a day and feeling dizzy cuz my head is so plugged up. I”m tugging at my collar incessantly cuz my throat feels...
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