A million small pricks will damage the heart as much as a single large blow. More, maybe. Insomnia sucks. Cycles of sleeping too much and not sleeping enough leave you looking and feeling ragged and blue. Make up doesn’t help Spring makes my heart smile Open windows and breezes make Sunday mornings in bed a
Cake Glow-rious and Hi-Light
Cake Glow-rious Glistening Body Lotion and Hi-Light Luminous Body Lotion At some point I tried a product by Cake Beauty and realized…. Damn… Now I have to try them all. And so the quest began. My latest two trials have been the shimmering body lotions Cake offers; Glow-rious and Hi-light. Both are indulgent lotions with
(Super Fast) Cannellini Bean Soup
I love soup. It doesn’t matter to me if I spent all day slaving over it or if it threw together in minutes, soup is simply one of the best comfort foods there is. Today, I felt like poo — I still feel like poo — so I whipped up some Super Fast Cannellini Bean
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Peanut Butter Banana Green Smoothie
This turns out a very pale green and is super rich and thick, like a milk shake. No spinach taste, it’s packed with protein and is a great breakfast!
Cake Beauty Body Milk Spray Lotion
Milk Made Body Milk | EdenFantasys | Sextoys
Cake Beauty Indulge Eau de Parfume
Indulge | EdenFantasys | Sextoys
Lip Lovely Set
Lip Lovely Set | EdenFantasys | SexToys
Wahl Mini Wand
Wahl Mini Wand | EdenFantasys | Sextoys
Super Soft VIP vs Regular VIP
Super Soft | Silicone | EdenFantasys | Sextoys
Femblossom Heat
I picked up the Femblossom Heat intending to use it as more of a massager than a clitoral stimulator. I have enough clitoral stimulators and sex toys to last me a life time but a small, portable, ergonomic shoulder massager that heated up? It seemed like maybe I was about to meet my new best
Easy
I? Am entirely too susceptible to suggestion. I read about coffee, I need to make a cup of coffee. I read about breakfast, I’m hungry for eggs. In the series of books I’m reading one of the main characters keeps nibbling on glazed almonds. Of course I am now sitting here with glazed pecans (I
Happy Holidays!
It is so quiet in the world of blogs and blogging lately. Seriously, my reader is humming Silent Night every time I open it. Nobody has a thing to say and those who do are too busy to say it. Here, too. Between work and running around, preparing for the holiday and shopping for the gifts and
Testing
Because testing stuff is fun and I have nothing else to say! (Which is not really true. I came here to do a real post and got distracted by some updates)
Fail?
Well, it’s December. Nablopomo is over. I fail at writing every day. I did, however, write 17 posts which is way better than the 12 I wrote the rest of the year. This? Is not my year for blogging, apparently. That’s okay, though. It’s been a busy year for life. I’ve been blogging since September
No no nablopomo
How could I ever have succeeded with something that starts with naaaaaa, you can’t do it? Oh well. I wrote a little and I changed my theme and I got three different people wanting to advertise with me, all of whom I said hells no to because I just don’t want a blog full of ad banners
Kitty Hugs!
So sweet I cannot stand it. I know this doesn’t count as a real post but, dude, I’m cooking breaded pork chops and can’t be arsed to, like WRITE something, ffs. [vsw id="GzgpeLFf4z4" source="youtube" width="425" height="344" autoplay="no"]




