I rarely review BDSM gear.  I am a BDSM gear snob.  Taylor makes all our BDSM gear, from floggers to whips to paddles to cuffs.  I’m spoiled.  I know exactly how good, quality, hand sewn BDSM gear feels and holds up.  I know what it’s like to have suspension cuffs made for my wrists and

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I’ve been reviewing sex toys for awhile.  Three years?  Yeah, around three years.  And I’m not going to lie.  I’ve reviewed the Laya Spot before.  This is actually my fourth Laya Spot. I bet you’re wondering why so many, huh?  Is it because they break easily?  Nope.  It’s because a) I’ve found all four I’ve

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This is the second Tenga Egg we’ve had a chance to review and, since the first was an absolute hit, I wasn’t going to pass up another one. Tenga Eggs are single use male masturbators that come in a little plastic egg – much like those used to hide treats at Easter time.  Inside the

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Once upon a time (like, 5 months ago) I reviewed a Babeland Massage Candle.  Considering my love for all things massage-y, bath-y, body-y and smell good-y, I was really quite sad that I disliked the candle so much.  It wasn’t the candle itself, it wasn’t how it worked, it was how it smelled.  I got

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So, first of all, the Mistress I got looks nothing like the washed out green shown on the Babeland site.  It does say color may vary so some of them may be that lighter green but mine, as you can see, is a gorgeous peacock teal. This alone makes me love it. But it is

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The Buster.  I was so excited to get The Buster. And why wouldn’t I be?  The Buster is a compact (5.25″ long) yet girthy (1 7/8″ diameter) silicone dildo that I was sure would satisfy the size queen in me. I should know by now not to let my expectations build up too much. The

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So, Stroke 29.  Made by Empowered Products, the same folks who make Pink and Gun Oil, Stroke 29 is made especially for male masturbation.  Jerking off.  Hand jobs. It’s a creamy, oil based lube with the consistency of cold cream.  Mine came in a squat blue plastic jar but it now seems to come in

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I’ve been lusting after the new click-n-charge vibes from Fun Factory since I first saw them….

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It took two tries but, in the end, Ella won my love…

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The first time I put the batteries in and turned it on, I dropped it. Seriously! It buzzed so hard in my hand, on low, that I dropped it.

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I’m going to start this review by saying I really need to stop reviewing lubes.  It’s getting to be quite difficult!  When I first went from KY or drug store lubes to the nicer ones, I was amazed and enthralled with the quality of individual lubricants in comparison.  Now? Not so much.  Most have similar

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You’ve seen massage candles, right? Regular looking, highly scented candles that melt into a puddle of oil you can pour onto a body and use for massage. Unlike candles used for wax play, these don’t harden up. They rub in.

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So I think we all know that I have a thing for lubes and oils and candles and lotions and potions, right?  And that every time Babeland offers me something that smells good or tastes good, I’m like “yes please!”, right? This time it was some lavender vanilla massage oil. I like lavender vanilla scents and

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I’ve actually reviewed the Laya Spot before.  I gave it a “eh, it’s okay” sort of review.  And then felt weird because everyone else seems to really love this thing, seems to think it’s super strong and super quiet.  Mine was not very quiet and definitely not very strong. And then it broke. Just stopped

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So.  I have tried all sorts of vaginal balls. I started with a set of traditional ben wa balls when I was younger and didn’t quite…  get it.  They got tossed. Then, years later, I got a set of the hard plastic type on a string.  They were cool.  They felt good.  They were useful.

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Ahh.  Leo.  Seven inches long.  One and a half inches in diameter.  Realistic but not veiny and super detailed.  Harnessable.  Sparkly.  Silver. Silicone. He bends in half but doesn’t flop like a wet noodle. He’s ever so pretty yet somehow quite masculine… His base is big enough to make anal totally safe.  He stands tall

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I’m always looking for a good toy cleaner so when Babeland offered me their spray on version I jumped at the chance to review it. For the most part, I’m good with using mild hand soap for my sex toys.  I like Dr. Bronners peppermint a lot and use it for tons of stuff.  But

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Under the Bed Restraints.  Useful.  Discreet. Easy.  Practical.  Not the greatest quality. Those are my basic impressions of this set. . . The package is typical adult crap.  Plastic with a sexy girl making sexy girl face and pretending to strain on the cover.  Inside, the nylon straps and cuffs are folded up neatly. Once

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So I’m gonna admit it.  I wanted the OhMiBod Club Vibe for one reason and one reason only. It vibrates to ambient sound. And I wasn’t planning on wearing it out and about on the town, at a party, at a club.  I didn’t want it for picking up music and car horns and miscellaneous

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Or the G Curve, as Babeland calls it. Mine is black; 5.5 inches long, 1.5 inches in diameter.  It’s matte, silken silicone with that luscious drag that comes only from either a real cock or a less shiny, less slippery silicone like this.  It’s harnessable — though I, unfortunately, don’t have a use for a

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…those pearl cuffs I reviewed for Babeland?  They’re on sale for twenty bucks. I am SO tempted to get another set for my ankles.  I don’t know if they’d fit, though. My ankles, like the rest of me, aren’t small.  But, oh my, they’d make for a great photo shoot.  Or bondage of the “you

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There have been a ton of reviews lately of the Fun Factory Bootie, pretty much all of them favorable.  I’m a Fun Factory fan so it shouldn’t surprise me that I liked the Bootie quite a bit – yet it does.  When Babeland offered it up for review I was very undecided at first. I

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Betty Jo.  Betty Jo. I just don’t know what to think of you, Betty Jo. A silicone, rabbit-style cock ring.  A dual mini bullet system. A bit of good, a bit of bad… A bit of happy, a bit of sad. Let’s start with the silicone, rabbit-style cock ring. It’s silicone, so you can sterilize

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The Angel (or Angelo on the Fun Factory site) has been on my wishlist for a good, long time.  I thought I’d love it.  I’m a huge fan of Fun Factory toys and it was high time I had one of their mini vibes; when Babeland offered the Angel up for review I was all

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I can’t rave enough about the Sensuous Soak Kit I received from Babeland. The minute it was offered for review I knew I’d use this more for Taylor than myself.  Giving him baths is one of my favorite services and, while we already have one of the Body Spa Vibrating Sponges that is included in

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