Hello Kitty stuff, that is.  I love Hello Kitty.  If I could, I’d own every single thing in the entire world with Hello Kitty on, in or around it.  It’s unreasonable and goofy and I just don’t care.  I even remember Hello Kitty pens from when I was a teenager and mourn the fact that

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So Taylor is crashed out on the floor with Spike TV blaring in the background.  (If I tried to change the channel he’d notice and claim to be awake but, yanno, his eyes are closed and he’s not looking at the television)  Loud t.v. drives me nuts. I am waiting for my mother to drop off

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Leonidas is my dog.  You’ve all seen pics of my (rather large) puppy, right?   Well, yesterday, I got my new Hello Kitty! vibrator from Babeland.                I turned it on and Leonidas came prancing over to see what it was.  So I touched his nose with it.  And

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I have wanted Smartballs for a good, long time and just couldn’t justify the expense when I already have a set of vaginal balls plus a barbell type exerciser.  Hence, when Babeland offered them up for review, I leaped on the chance to try them. Smartballs are a combination stimulating sex toy/kegel exercisor made by

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The Boss from Carrie Ann on Vimeo. The Boss is a Fun Factory vibrator made exclusively for Babeland.  It’s 8 3/4 inches long with a 1 3/5 inch diameter.  It comes in blue, purple or black silicone and runs on two AA batteries.  Vibrations are strong and deep but not over the top or numbing.

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Ok. Not exactly. But that IS the song I started singing when I took the Ramsey Rabbit out of his package. In fact, I even hopped him along my desk in time with my singing… Wouldn’t you??? He’s just so darned cute! He starts to seem less cute when you tuck the bullet vibrator up

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I wasn’t quite seduced by the Seduction but I certainly liked it well enough. :) The Seduction is another hard, plastic, traditional vibrator with a velvety finish and a lot of oomph for the cost.  Along with the oomph comes quite a bit of noise with this one, however, which is the main reason I

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I have a thing for Evolved products. How can you not have a thing for a sextoy that comes in it’s own industrial looking metal tin?  That is waterproof?  That is made out of body safe, phthalates free materials? You can’t, I tell you. Meet Desire, my newest Evolved product. Desire is a traditional vibrator,

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Aliciante » Blog Archive » Coisas Simples via bendmeover Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #22? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #24? Submit it here before Sunday

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I get all sorts of stuff to review, yanno?  And most of it – while Taylor can use it on me – is pretty much…  for me. So when I saw the Body Spa Vibrating Sponge offered over at Babeland, I snapped it up.  Why?  Because Taylor loves sponges for his bath.  I prefer a

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I wanted to love this toy. It’s a ten and a half inch, ABS plastic, body safe vibrator with dual motors, a g-spot head, a bumpy textured head and sixteen possible sensation combinations.  It’s a really cool purple color and comes in a wickedly awesome metal storage tin. Unfortunately I don’t love it. It’s ok.

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The Lelo Liv is genuinely a spectacular and luxurious toy. Her features? Body safe, phthalate free silicone and plastic. Rechargeable LI-Ion battery charges in 2 hours and is good for 1 1/2 to 4 hours use. Indicator light lets you know when it’s on, how the charge is doing and when you push a button.

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So I’ve been looking for a really good waterproof vibe for awhile now.  I leapt at the offer when this one came up for review at Babeland. I mean, c’mon, a vibrator made especially FOR the shower?  I’m all over that. And, honest to gods, not just for getting off.  Sure, getting off in the

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When Babeland gave me the chance to review the Bijoux Indescrets pearl cuffs I jumped at the chance.  The second I saw them a fantasy bloomed, large and dark, in the recesses of my mind. I had images of formalwear and candlelight, gourmet meals and decadent desserts.  A meal served silently,  these dainty pearl cuffs

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